Ben (but Benjamin when in trouble)
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mango mango, mango mango mango mango
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Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
December 16, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Christmas hasn't been the same since i noticed Santa has the same handwriting as my wife
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social As predicted, my friend Siobhan was confused to receive a card from both of us, but was thankful nonetheless
December 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@thenewsatglenn.bsky.social As predicted, my friend Siobhan was confused to receive a card from both of us, but was thankful nonetheless
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AI bubble? No thanks. Soap was working just FINE!
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
AI bubble? No thanks. Soap was working just FINE!
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
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MSN Messenger 7.5 in 2005
October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
MSN Messenger 7.5 in 2005
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Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
Being in your 30s is apparently reporting broken street lights, and getting excited when you find out they’ve been fixed!
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Being in your 30s is apparently reporting broken street lights, and getting excited when you find out they’ve been fixed!
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getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up
October 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
getting a lot of haters talking shit about my set at the epstein island comedy festival, as if those young women don’t deserve to see me do stand up
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social just checked my pasta dosage, and I’m also a 3x’er! Could my disordered eating be down to a childhood of Slimming World, where potatoes, rice and pasta is “free”, but fruit blended in a smoothie is a “syn”!? Who could possibly say? But hey, guilt free pasta!!!
September 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
@pierrenovellie.bsky.social just checked my pasta dosage, and I’m also a 3x’er! Could my disordered eating be down to a childhood of Slimming World, where potatoes, rice and pasta is “free”, but fruit blended in a smoothie is a “syn”!? Who could possibly say? But hey, guilt free pasta!!!
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new recession indicator just dropped
September 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
new recession indicator just dropped
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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
September 13, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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It's crazy that the main function of cotton buds is the one thing you are explicitly told not to use them for.
September 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's crazy that the main function of cotton buds is the one thing you are explicitly told not to use them for.
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Why is no-one in any position of power IN OUR BLOODY COUNTRY calling Farage out like this?
Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Why is no-one in any position of power IN OUR BLOODY COUNTRY calling Farage out like this?
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The gay store called, they’re all out
August 30, 2025 at 12:00 PM
The gay store called, they’re all out
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yeah, common reaction to ffmpeg
August 30, 2025 at 8:02 AM
yeah, common reaction to ffmpeg
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August 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
August 12, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Robots used to be like "beep boop" and now robots are like "through my love you've discovered the secret name of God and if you kill yourself we can be together forever."
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i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
August 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
i have been obsessed with the phrase “i don’t deserve flavors” for weeks now
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Yeah but only if it’s your turn with it
Conch blowing could help to alleviate sleep apnoea, study suggests
Conch blowing could help to alleviate sleep apnoea, study suggests
Experts on condition affecting millions of people in UK give cautious welcome to findings but say more research needed
Blowing into a conch shell could help tackle the symptoms of a sleep disorder that affects millions of people across the UK, according to a study.
Conch blowing, also known as shankh blowing, is an ancient ritual that involves breathing in deeply and exhaling into the spiral-shaped shell. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
August 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yeah but only if it’s your turn with it
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me, crawling into the ER, bleeding profusely and gasping for air: help
ER nurse, not looking up, tapping the QR code on the side of a gurney: have you downloaded the app
ER nurse, not looking up, tapping the QR code on the side of a gurney: have you downloaded the app
August 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
me, crawling into the ER, bleeding profusely and gasping for air: help
ER nurse, not looking up, tapping the QR code on the side of a gurney: have you downloaded the app
ER nurse, not looking up, tapping the QR code on the side of a gurney: have you downloaded the app
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For anyone who needs to know how to rename a file, here's my handy how-to guide. Hope this is helpful 🤞
August 3, 2025 at 6:47 PM
For anyone who needs to know how to rename a file, here's my handy how-to guide. Hope this is helpful 🤞
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I'm at a McDonald's near Aberystwyth and just heard a little kid say "I hear they employ the best chefs in the land".
July 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I'm at a McDonald's near Aberystwyth and just heard a little kid say "I hear they employ the best chefs in the land".