Billy Madison
@billymadison.bsky.social
I get checks without working for ‘em; I’m Twitter Blue.
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Why every day gotta feel like MJ when he was doing We Are The World.
November 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Why every day gotta feel like MJ when he was doing We Are The World.
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
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We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We gotta have a clear term for people so cynical they become gullible.
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the omnicause ultimately originates from the assumption that there is an ontologically “correct” world that we have been denied, which leads to the logical inference that some unified thing must be causing all of it, equally, rather than different problems being different
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
the omnicause ultimately originates from the assumption that there is an ontologically “correct” world that we have been denied, which leads to the logical inference that some unified thing must be causing all of it, equally, rather than different problems being different
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This is what they took from you
November 7, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This is what they took from you
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Grab some random white paper, pretend it’s extremely important, over-interpret the results, give the phenomenon a new name, and take it to the public with your own counterintuitive spin. The TED talk/Freakonomics model applied to politics.
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Grab some random white paper, pretend it’s extremely important, over-interpret the results, give the phenomenon a new name, and take it to the public with your own counterintuitive spin. The TED talk/Freakonomics model applied to politics.
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In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems
October 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In my opinion, scapegoats are at the root of many of society's problems
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if you've never stayed at a guy's "cabin" that is mostly a shed in the woods and then gotten drunk to go shoot guns at a wrecked car next to the shed you haven't lived
October 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if you've never stayed at a guy's "cabin" that is mostly a shed in the woods and then gotten drunk to go shoot guns at a wrecked car next to the shed you haven't lived
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
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bad news for my haters
October 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
bad news for my haters
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"no no you don't understand. we deploy OUR shitposters against THEIR aura farmers. WE farm aura with normies. but secretly our aura farmers all have normie alter egos--yes, like batman--who can actually govern after we reconquer the cathedral. no, the other batman"
October 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"no no you don't understand. we deploy OUR shitposters against THEIR aura farmers. WE farm aura with normies. but secretly our aura farmers all have normie alter egos--yes, like batman--who can actually govern after we reconquer the cathedral. no, the other batman"
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One of the most important skills you can develop online is understanding when something is Not For You
September 30, 2025 at 12:23 PM
One of the most important skills you can develop online is understanding when something is Not For You
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Live every week like it's Fat Bear Week
September 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Live every week like it's Fat Bear Week
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my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
September 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
my mom took tylenol when she was pregnant, which made me super focused on menswear and now i have a million followers on twitter
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kids should be allowed to use phones in school but only to bully other children
August 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
kids should be allowed to use phones in school but only to bully other children
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The median voter isn't a pureed balance of elite centrist takes, they're somebody who has a passionate opinion about vehicle registration fees but couldn't name the current vice president.
August 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The median voter isn't a pureed balance of elite centrist takes, they're somebody who has a passionate opinion about vehicle registration fees but couldn't name the current vice president.
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People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.
August 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.
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we did not protect ourselves which is how we wrecked ourselves
August 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
we did not protect ourselves which is how we wrecked ourselves
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The most cursed way to make eggs I've ever seen
August 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The most cursed way to make eggs I've ever seen
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The Chinese version of this is 狗改不了吃屎, “you can’t teach a dog not to eat shit”
August 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The Chinese version of this is 狗改不了吃屎, “you can’t teach a dog not to eat shit”
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hey man just heard and wanted to say i'm so so sorry for your loss.. can't even imagine... you must be insanely butthurt
June 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
hey man just heard and wanted to say i'm so so sorry for your loss.. can't even imagine... you must be insanely butthurt
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PSA on cringe: On Bluesky, there’s no limit to the cringe you can share, and they will receive the same visibility as your other posts 💙
July 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
PSA on cringe: On Bluesky, there’s no limit to the cringe you can share, and they will receive the same visibility as your other posts 💙
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please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
July 28, 2025 at 12:33 AM
please read my insanely embarrassing piece in the NYT "It's Bad—Why I Revised My Thoughts Regarding Poo Poo" that I was paid $90000 to write
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One must imagine Sisyphus receiving a 6 digit code to his cellphone to login and verify his identity
July 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
One must imagine Sisyphus receiving a 6 digit code to his cellphone to login and verify his identity
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People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day
July 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
People think a post is “successful” if it gets a lot of likes but personally I think a post is successful if it reaches just one person and absolutely ruins their day