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I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: I don’t blame JD Vance’s mom for choosing drugs over him. Seems perfectly reasonable to me.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
MONTECITO, CA—Signaling a new chapter in her career, pop star Katy Perry released a new single Monday about the superiority of Canadian manufacturing. “When I learned about the strength of Canadian au...
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October 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Katy Perry Releases New Single About Superiority Of Canadian Manufacturing
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GUY STARTING A FIGHT: I can't wait to sucker punch you.
ME: I hope you choose suck.
ME: I hope you choose suck.
July 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
GUY STARTING A FIGHT: I can't wait to sucker punch you.
ME: I hope you choose suck.
ME: I hope you choose suck.
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Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding https://theonion.com/hummingbird-feels-like-fucking-idiot-after-seeing-other-bird-gliding/
August 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding https://theonion.com/hummingbird-feels-like-fucking-idiot-after-seeing-other-bird-gliding/
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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ET is so unrealistic. What are the odds that an alien comes to earth and meets the one kid with a magic bike?
July 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
ET is so unrealistic. What are the odds that an alien comes to earth and meets the one kid with a magic bike?
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This week’s episode is United States v. Skrmetti, where the Court held that banning gender-affirming care isn’t discriminatory.
United States v. Skrmetti
Podcast Episode · 5-4 · 07/01/2025 · 1h 9m
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July 1, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This week’s episode is United States v. Skrmetti, where the Court held that banning gender-affirming care isn’t discriminatory.
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elon musk’s body count will end up being higher than most wars and most of the worst most oppressive regimes in history
STAGGERING: This new study of 133 countries is the first to estimate the impact of all USAID’s work. In 2 decades, it has saved *92M* lives. Current cuts, if not reversed, are forecast to cost up to *14M* lives thru 2030. www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
July 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
elon musk’s body count will end up being higher than most wars and most of the worst most oppressive regimes in history
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one of the things that's so invigorating about Mamdani's win is how upset the right seems to be. it shouldn't matter to them what flavor of Democrat runs New York City, but they're unnerved because they know that his style of progressive populism has broad appeal.
June 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
one of the things that's so invigorating about Mamdani's win is how upset the right seems to be. it shouldn't matter to them what flavor of Democrat runs New York City, but they're unnerved because they know that his style of progressive populism has broad appeal.
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Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records Of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him
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June 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records Of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him
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Well past time for big city mayors to call for the arrest of anyone who claims to be law enforcement but wears a mask and/or won’t identify themselves
June 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Well past time for big city mayors to call for the arrest of anyone who claims to be law enforcement but wears a mask and/or won’t identify themselves
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12-term congressman who posed with a Jan. 6 guy wearing a t-shirt that said "I AM GOING TO MURDER EVERY DEMOCRAT": I hope this tragedy makes Tim Walz reflect on the consequences of his violent rhetoric like calling us mean
June 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
12-term congressman who posed with a Jan. 6 guy wearing a t-shirt that said "I AM GOING TO MURDER EVERY DEMOCRAT": I hope this tragedy makes Tim Walz reflect on the consequences of his violent rhetoric like calling us mean
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the onion has always been a leader of brave truth telling in news media
May 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
the onion has always been a leader of brave truth telling in news media
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i actually like tariffs… i like ta riff on my homies posts, that is
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
i actually like tariffs… i like ta riff on my homies posts, that is
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we’re watching a master at work
April 2, 2025 at 8:51 PM
we’re watching a master at work
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The preferred term is "People experiencing Cybertruck ownership" www.fastcompany.com/91294535/cyb...
Cybertruck owners are joining a Facebook support group—and want to be a protected class
Cybertruck owners say they have been targets of anti-Elon Musk backlash. One even demanded harassment of Teslas be labeled a hate crime.
www.fastcompany.com
March 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The preferred term is "People experiencing Cybertruck ownership" www.fastcompany.com/91294535/cyb...
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Any country that isn't making plans to rapidly ditch Starlink is making a big mistake
Sikorski is the Foreign Minister of Poland, for those who don’t know.
March 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Any country that isn't making plans to rapidly ditch Starlink is making a big mistake
Is this what an NFT is?
March 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Is this what an NFT is?
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Oh the guy whose first guest was Charlie Kirk is a dipshit, no way
March 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Oh the guy whose first guest was Charlie Kirk is a dipshit, no way
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i'll just keep voting for them until they decide to do something. i am motivated by the possibility
March 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
i'll just keep voting for them until they decide to do something. i am motivated by the possibility
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It is disgusting how much of the political world is treating the humanity of a small minority of human beings like a fucking bargaining chip
March 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
It is disgusting how much of the political world is treating the humanity of a small minority of human beings like a fucking bargaining chip