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The more you control, the more that requires control. This is the road to Chaos.
#EpsteinFiles
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For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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In retrospect I think we can say the funniest change Elon made to Twitter was the army of bots who couldn’t stop talking about their pussy in bio. Worst would be the creation of the pedophile Hitler simulator
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
In retrospect I think we can say the funniest change Elon made to Twitter was the army of bots who couldn’t stop talking about their pussy in bio. Worst would be the creation of the pedophile Hitler simulator
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
This was a really in-depth turn based milsim. I would play this now.
This was a really in-depth turn based milsim. I would play this now.
January 15, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
This was a really in-depth turn based milsim. I would play this now.
This was a really in-depth turn based milsim. I would play this now.
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these people keep pushing the 'I am such a bad ass I am so cool and brave' while also pushing the 'I am scared little gwuy'
the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.
the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.
January 14, 2026 at 5:48 PM
these people keep pushing the 'I am such a bad ass I am so cool and brave' while also pushing the 'I am scared little gwuy'
the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.
the thing about nazis is that they are all such fucking losers.
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Also this quote makes me want to run through a wall
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Also this quote makes me want to run through a wall
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"Federal agents allegedly drive off with baby in car after father detained in Cypress Park raid."
Federal agents allegedly drive off with baby in car after father detained in Cypress Park raid
The father, who is a U.S. citizen, was detained for allegedly throwing rocks at agents. He says agents then drove off in his car, with his 1-year-old daughter in the backseat.
abc7.com
January 14, 2026 at 2:50 PM
"Federal agents allegedly drive off with baby in car after father detained in Cypress Park raid."
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i am fucking vibrating
ICE abducted and injured (bruised cheek) a 1-year old who is the daughter of a US citizen detained as part of a Kavanaugh Stop.
"Federal agents allegedly drive off with baby in car after father detained in Cypress Park raid."
January 14, 2026 at 8:38 PM
i am fucking vibrating
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This woman died of heart failure because she couldn't receive treatment while pregnant, and couldn't access an abortion.
A Pregnant Woman at Risk of Heart Failure Couldn’t Get Urgent Treatment. She Died Waiting for an Abortion.
In a state that had legislated its commitment to life, Graham spent her final days struggling to find anyone to save hers.
www.propublica.org
January 14, 2026 at 10:05 PM
This woman died of heart failure because she couldn't receive treatment while pregnant, and couldn't access an abortion.
English doesn't have a word for what I'm feeling right now. Klingon might.
January 15, 2026 at 1:03 AM
English doesn't have a word for what I'm feeling right now. Klingon might.
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Can confirm I have personally seen three attempts just today of agents in a convoy of ICE vehicles trying to snatch random POCs along Central Ave - and then being chased off by neighbors with whistles. It's blatant racial profiling.
Minneapolis city council member says POC should stay home:
Minneapolis city council member says POC should stay home:
Dear neighbor,
HIGH ALERT‼️ If you are vulnerable to deportation please stay home today. I’m sorry to say this but it’s not safe to be outside. ICE is tearing families apart.
Children of immigrants please keep your family safe.
Jason Chavez 1/
HIGH ALERT‼️ If you are vulnerable to deportation please stay home today. I’m sorry to say this but it’s not safe to be outside. ICE is tearing families apart.
Children of immigrants please keep your family safe.
Jason Chavez 1/
January 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Can confirm I have personally seen three attempts just today of agents in a convoy of ICE vehicles trying to snatch random POCs along Central Ave - and then being chased off by neighbors with whistles. It's blatant racial profiling.
Minneapolis city council member says POC should stay home:
Minneapolis city council member says POC should stay home:
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That's behavior of people who know they're losing.
Apparently ICE goons in multi-car caravans are circling Spanish immersion preschools in the city taunting and photographing the parents and neighbors who are patrolling the school perimeter to keep kids safe.
January 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
That's behavior of people who know they're losing.
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Apparently ICE goons in multi-car caravans are circling Spanish immersion preschools in the city taunting and photographing the parents and neighbors who are patrolling the school perimeter to keep kids safe.
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Apparently ICE goons in multi-car caravans are circling Spanish immersion preschools in the city taunting and photographing the parents and neighbors who are patrolling the school perimeter to keep kids safe.
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NOTICE FROM THE MEME WAREHOUSE:
"Due to this ridiculous government statement, we are currently out of stock of 'Sure, Jan' memes. We will notify you when new stock arrives. Thank you for your patience."
"Due to this ridiculous government statement, we are currently out of stock of 'Sure, Jan' memes. We will notify you when new stock arrives. Thank you for your patience."
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:30 PM
NOTICE FROM THE MEME WAREHOUSE:
"Due to this ridiculous government statement, we are currently out of stock of 'Sure, Jan' memes. We will notify you when new stock arrives. Thank you for your patience."
"Due to this ridiculous government statement, we are currently out of stock of 'Sure, Jan' memes. We will notify you when new stock arrives. Thank you for your patience."
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Nobody knows the future (least of all me) but I think Olivier is right. The utter certainty of other countries' fecklessness that some in the U.S. seem to have, especially when it comes to war, defies logic. Non-superpowers have to think carefully about this shit all the time!
“The Europeans won’t fight back” is a wildly factually incorrect statement and shows an astonishing lack of understanding of 1) how the geopolitics of escalation works 2) how Europe works 3) how war works
France is a nuclear power and is deploying troops in Greenland, for God’s sake
France is a nuclear power and is deploying troops in Greenland, for God’s sake
If Trump invades Greenland, the Europeans won't fight back, Republicans will defend it, Democrats will issue statements, there will be protests, and most Americans will disapprove of it enough to earn Democrats a bit more of the vote in November. Then on to the next thing.
January 14, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Nobody knows the future (least of all me) but I think Olivier is right. The utter certainty of other countries' fecklessness that some in the U.S. seem to have, especially when it comes to war, defies logic. Non-superpowers have to think carefully about this shit all the time!
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I swear to god we all died in 2012 and this is our hell.....
January 15, 2026 at 12:29 AM
I swear to god we all died in 2012 and this is our hell.....
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Denmark Is Sick of Being Bullied by Trump. (A very thorough read)
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Denmark Is Sick of Being Bullied by Trump
The U.S., once Denmark’s closest ally, is threatening to steal Greenland and attacking the country’s wind-power industry. Is this a permanent breakup?
www.newyorker.com
January 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Denmark Is Sick of Being Bullied by Trump. (A very thorough read)
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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The signs of possible life among Senate Republicans were apparently just a spasm. Nothing more. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/u...
Republicans Block Effort to Check Trump’s Power in Venezuela
www.nytimes.com
January 14, 2026 at 11:44 PM
The signs of possible life among Senate Republicans were apparently just a spasm. Nothing more. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/14/u...
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Now if you will all excuse me, I am about to enjoy this piece of broccoli.
January 14, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Now if you will all excuse me, I am about to enjoy this piece of broccoli.
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recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
recreating lib cringe from first principles. this movement is finished
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My 3yo said at dinner, mom, if perfidy is a war crime, I think you should be sent to The Hague for attempting to hide zucchini in these brownies.
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
My 3yo said at dinner, mom, if perfidy is a war crime, I think you should be sent to The Hague for attempting to hide zucchini in these brownies.
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The extent to which this didn't happen is such that it actually unhappened other things that did happen
January 14, 2026 at 1:16 AM
The extent to which this didn't happen is such that it actually unhappened other things that did happen
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please tell me this is satire
January 14, 2026 at 1:42 AM
please tell me this is satire
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"Say it like it's a bad thing."
January 14, 2026 at 6:52 AM
"Say it like it's a bad thing."