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protect trans kids or go kick rocks
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Therapist: Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini isn't real, he can't hurt you
Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini:
Googly-eyed Trojan Horse from Ulysses 1954 dir. Mario Camerini:
ME: ... and anyway, it's not my job to educate people.
ADMINISTRATOR SITTING IN ON MY CLASS: >:(
ME: so, funny story,
ADMINISTRATOR SITTING IN ON MY CLASS: >:(
ME: so, funny story,
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
ME: ... and anyway, it's not my job to educate people.
ADMINISTRATOR SITTING IN ON MY CLASS: >:(
ME: so, funny story,
ADMINISTRATOR SITTING IN ON MY CLASS: >:(
ME: so, funny story,
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kitchens are now battlefields
gravy boats imply the existence of gravy maritime law
December 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
kitchens are now battlefields
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December 13, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
The kind you find in the homeware store
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
The kind you find in the homeware store
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Imagine how much more stuff Alanis Morissette could’ve done if she took her hand out of her pocket
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Imagine how much more stuff Alanis Morissette could’ve done if she took her hand out of her pocket
see this, post a comics cover you love
December 14, 2025 at 12:30 PM
see this, post a comics cover you love
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“I then went through Goodreads and gave all the new books I didn’t feel like reading 0 stars, unless the cover art was cool or the blurb on the back of the jacket was worded simply enough”
I was asked what I thought now that #pluribus has reached seven episodes.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
I’m not seeing any of the liberal subtext some folks are seeing. But I’ve learned to watch the show by fast forwarding through the long, artsy stretches where no one speaks.
There were exactly 2 lines of interesting dialogue.
December 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“I then went through Goodreads and gave all the new books I didn’t feel like reading 0 stars, unless the cover art was cool or the blurb on the back of the jacket was worded simply enough”
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this watching TV shit is so easy
December 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
this watching TV shit is so easy
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something i really admire about boston is how fundamentally hated starbucks seems to be here. at the train station the crowd at dunkin is nigh on impassable but even so only a few shifty eyed cowards are at the starbucks. you guys really did it man you defeated the monster
December 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
something i really admire about boston is how fundamentally hated starbucks seems to be here. at the train station the crowd at dunkin is nigh on impassable but even so only a few shifty eyed cowards are at the starbucks. you guys really did it man you defeated the monster
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My favourite thing I heard of like this is a debugging feature in Alien Isolation where instead of hissing the Alien states aloud what it's thinking about.
"I heard you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I have found you."
"I heard you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I have found you."
December 13, 2025 at 10:41 AM
My favourite thing I heard of like this is a debugging feature in Alien Isolation where instead of hissing the Alien states aloud what it's thinking about.
"I heard you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I have found you."
"I heard you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I am hunting you. I have found you."
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many career paths are open to recent graduates
December 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
many career paths are open to recent graduates
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I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”
April 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I can’t believe the French just named a sandwich “Mr. Crunch” and then said “you know what, Mr. Crunch has a wife sandwich too”
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“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
December 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I miss blockbuster video” the library has every dvd totally untouched and I never see you there
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Imagining daffy-ass John Lithgow on set getting his wizard beard teased in between shots, catching a glimpse of Andrew in his periphery. "A visit from royalty? How delightful!"
They invited Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor to the Harry Potter set THIS SEPTEMBER?!?
December 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Imagining daffy-ass John Lithgow on set getting his wizard beard teased in between shots, catching a glimpse of Andrew in his periphery. "A visit from royalty? How delightful!"
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As a former archaeologist I can explain this: the Greeks loved cocaine
December 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
As a former archaeologist I can explain this: the Greeks loved cocaine
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Frog And The Scorpion but I'm on the frog's back too and I spent the entire time telling him not to trust the fucking scorpion
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Frog And The Scorpion but I'm on the frog's back too and I spent the entire time telling him not to trust the fucking scorpion
If you fall down the stairs while holding a glass jar of pasta sauce and the metal piece holding the banister snaps off as you grab for it with the other hand, it’s probably better to just try to keep yourself from falling rather than protecting the jar with your life
December 11, 2025 at 12:13 PM
If you fall down the stairs while holding a glass jar of pasta sauce and the metal piece holding the banister snaps off as you grab for it with the other hand, it’s probably better to just try to keep yourself from falling rather than protecting the jar with your life
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Don’t let the opening turn you off. Keep watching.
it's 2025 and the gangly guy who appeared on a few seasons of The Office is now our only mirror to society
December 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Don’t let the opening turn you off. Keep watching.
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Recommended!
All my ebooks—various flavors of queer romance in sci fi or fantasy settings—are half price for the Smashwords end-of-year sale: www.smashwords.com/profile/view...
December 9, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Recommended!
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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Submitting some 2026 colour ideas to @pantone in case it’s not too late for them to change their mind (more in thread)🏺🎨
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Submitting some 2026 colour ideas to @pantone in case it’s not too late for them to change their mind (more in thread)🏺🎨
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Thinking I might get really into bezoars. Maybe I'll finally be the one who figures out alchemy, how hard can it be. "As above, so below" is pretty straightforward, I think those guys were just dumb as shit
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Thinking I might get really into bezoars. Maybe I'll finally be the one who figures out alchemy, how hard can it be. "As above, so below" is pretty straightforward, I think those guys were just dumb as shit