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This is bullshit, why not just make it Chex-tra delicious from the beginning
December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is bullshit, why not just make it Chex-tra delicious from the beginning
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INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
INVENTOR OF THE WASHING MACHINE: it’s a machine that washes
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
INVENTOR OF THE DISHWASHER: washes what
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You: birthday suit
Me, an intellectual: fuxedo
Me, an intellectual: fuxedo
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You: birthday suit
Me, an intellectual: fuxedo
Me, an intellectual: fuxedo
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[Fruit of the Loom board meeting]
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
December 15, 2025 at 7:23 PM
[Fruit of the Loom board meeting]
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
CEO: i know you’re all busy so i’ll keep this briefs brief brief
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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Ducks are masters of land, sea, and air, truly fearsome
October 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Ducks are masters of land, sea, and air, truly fearsome
10,000 years ago - butter is discovered by Neolithic man, and a new standard for smoothness on earth is defined for millenia
October 18, 2025 at 7:43 AM
10,000 years ago - butter is discovered by Neolithic man, and a new standard for smoothness on earth is defined for millenia
“If a tree fell in a forest and no one was around to hear it, would it make a sound?” - thought desperado
“It’s the notes you don’t hear!” - jazz afficianado
“I’m ripe!!” - mute avocado
“It’s the notes you don’t hear!” - jazz afficianado
“I’m ripe!!” - mute avocado
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 AM
“If a tree fell in a forest and no one was around to hear it, would it make a sound?” - thought desperado
“It’s the notes you don’t hear!” - jazz afficianado
“I’m ripe!!” - mute avocado
“It’s the notes you don’t hear!” - jazz afficianado
“I’m ripe!!” - mute avocado
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Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
October 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
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Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes
Hubba Hubba. #BillBelichick #UNCFootball
September 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hubba Hubba. #BillBelichick #UNCFootball
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me: i'm trying to stay positive
doctor: then i have some good news
doctor: then i have some good news
August 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
me: i'm trying to stay positive
doctor: then i have some good news
doctor: then i have some good news
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BALD EAGLE: *sees a balding man* wow, majestic
July 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
BALD EAGLE: *sees a balding man* wow, majestic
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holding my arm up like a falconer any time I see a bird of prey. you never know
June 20, 2025 at 10:19 PM
holding my arm up like a falconer any time I see a bird of prey. you never know
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when u name a baby jack the ripper what did u think was gonna happen
June 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
when u name a baby jack the ripper what did u think was gonna happen
“I realize that this is just blues x jazz, although I enjoy it! I enjoy it, assuredly so!” - Mick at Dartford Grammar School??
June 10, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“I realize that this is just blues x jazz, although I enjoy it! I enjoy it, assuredly so!” - Mick at Dartford Grammar School??
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it must really suck to be Wile E. Coyote’s mailman
May 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
it must really suck to be Wile E. Coyote’s mailman
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Living in a circus where the clowns hate to get laughed at
May 11, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Living in a circus where the clowns hate to get laughed at
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rhythm guitarist doing 2 seconds of a jerk off motion during the lead guitar solo
April 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
rhythm guitarist doing 2 seconds of a jerk off motion during the lead guitar solo
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last night i was having one of those flying dreams but when i woke up it turned out i was having one of those driving dreams
April 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
last night i was having one of those flying dreams but when i woke up it turned out i was having one of those driving dreams
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Picasso before every portrait: Now I’ll do a silly one
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Picasso before every portrait: Now I’ll do a silly one
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Where are y’all getting these bingo cards?
March 25, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Where are y’all getting these bingo cards?
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give a man a fish, feed him for a day. give an octopus drumsticks, change music forever
March 19, 2025 at 11:39 PM
give a man a fish, feed him for a day. give an octopus drumsticks, change music forever