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a cat with homophobia in its eyes <3
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
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it’s interesting to see the start date different people attach to this condition of existential american embarrassment. ten years ago, twenty, sixty. everyone’s sort of right
another morning when it’s an existentially shameful thing to be an american huh
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
it’s interesting to see the start date different people attach to this condition of existential american embarrassment. ten years ago, twenty, sixty. everyone’s sort of right
Huge for those of us who still own and wear our galaxy leggings
9 MONTHS LATER 📈📈📈📈📈📈
January 2, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Huge for those of us who still own and wear our galaxy leggings
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is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
November 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
is Microsoft Excel a feminist? Is Gemini a queer ally? Is this graphing calculator my friend
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once again, chotiner off the top rope lmaooo
anyway imo the most devastating part isn't even in any of the interview questions and responses
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
once again, chotiner off the top rope lmaooo
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My dad sent me this
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My dad sent me this
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Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Wasn’t able to watch WS live but apparently the Jonas Bros did some of a song at some point? I cannot express this urgently enough: NO. Baseball is not meant to be associated with entertainment. The beauty of baseball is its uninterrupted agony. The outside world must be barred from the stadiums.
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Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!
October 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Cool app, definitely worth 500 billion dollars!
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New meme format
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I'd rather be dead in Philadelphia than alive in Los Angeles
me: (excited to make a Lemley Discovery™️ and learn how Lemley has somehow never heard a Taylor Swift song)
Lemley:
Lemley:
havent been able to stop fucking laughing since a conversation abt this devolved into revealing my music tastes
October 8, 2025 at 3:50 AM
me: (excited to make a Lemley Discovery™️ and learn how Lemley has somehow never heard a Taylor Swift song)
Lemley:
Lemley:
this is so real I’ve had men (men I’m sleeping with!) get extremely weird and avoidant or mock me when I express that I want to fuck them. why r u not ON YOUR KNEES THANKING THE GOOD LORD ABOUT THAT????
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
this is so real I’ve had men (men I’m sleeping with!) get extremely weird and avoidant or mock me when I express that I want to fuck them. why r u not ON YOUR KNEES THANKING THE GOOD LORD ABOUT THAT????
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Contractor: so how'd you want the tits? Perky? Big ole cans?
Iowa state legislature: the what
Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky
Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?
Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky
Iowa state legislature: the what
Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky
Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?
Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Contractor: so how'd you want the tits? Perky? Big ole cans?
Iowa state legislature: the what
Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky
Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?
Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky
Iowa state legislature: the what
Contractor: me and the boys was thinking perky
Iowa state legislature: this is for the war dead?
Contractor: okay writin' that down as perky
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these worthless assholes
JUST IN: Vaccine advisers to the CDC have voted to recommended against using the combined measles, mumps, rubella and chickenpox vaccine for children under 4. https://cnn.it/3K73pNn
September 18, 2025 at 10:34 PM
these worthless assholes
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me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends?
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
When I am in any city: "wow, I love this city!"
September 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends?
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
Jesús Luzardo meet me in the fucking pit
June 5, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Jesús Luzardo meet me in the fucking pit
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bringing this over
June 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
bringing this over
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my beloved Philadelphia Phillies, who i was cursing to hell as recently as 9:45pm yesterday, currently have the best record in the National League
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
my beloved Philadelphia Phillies, who i was cursing to hell as recently as 9:45pm yesterday, currently have the best record in the National League
pedro pascal’s sideboob got me chewing on the drywall
May 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
pedro pascal’s sideboob got me chewing on the drywall
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Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
May 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Editor: You get the pictures for the air traffic controller story?
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
Photographer: Sure did boss. Real fucking sexy just like you asked.
Editor: What
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