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Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Remember the 1920s when nobody was left-handed
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Merry Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Merry Christmas
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My wife just referred to TCW as "that guy who writes opinion pieces from the Carlton Banks point of view"
September 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
My wife just referred to TCW as "that guy who writes opinion pieces from the Carlton Banks point of view"
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I’ve ended every human interaction I’ve ever had with, “Well, everything you’ve told me points to a Sasquatch encounter.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’ve ended every human interaction I’ve ever had with, “Well, everything you’ve told me points to a Sasquatch encounter.”
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But we’ll all remember which driveways those trucks were parked in, you can bet your ass on that
One thing about the Big Guy: when he finally eats dirt, he won’t be able to take the country down along with him like his obvious historical comparison, the rubes that elected him will scrape the stickers off of their trucks and skulk away as if nothing ever happened
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
But we’ll all remember which driveways those trucks were parked in, you can bet your ass on that
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It is especially revealing of Miller's obliviousness that he is making a "of course you'd refuse to house the stranger" claim *the week of Christmas*, which for everything else about it is fundamentally a story of hospitality denied then recieved. All nativism and no nativity for thise ghoul.
December 24, 2025 at 5:13 AM
It is especially revealing of Miller's obliviousness that he is making a "of course you'd refuse to house the stranger" claim *the week of Christmas*, which for everything else about it is fundamentally a story of hospitality denied then recieved. All nativism and no nativity for thise ghoul.
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how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
December 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
how the fuck do the Flintstones know about Christmas
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every single “masculinity” influencer should be required to get in the ring against a professional boxer once they hit 500 subscribers
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
every single “masculinity” influencer should be required to get in the ring against a professional boxer once they hit 500 subscribers
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occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
December 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
occurs to me that we might be getting the "there's a problem of lonely males with no friends or romantic partners" and "there's a lucrative industry of toxic male influencers who tell young men to act like assholes" causation arrow backwards
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blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
December 17, 2025 at 4:02 AM
blocked + reported + familiarizing my beast with your scent
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when i shuffle off this mortal coil you can expect my zombified remains to burst through the coffin lid, dig its way up through six feet of cold packed earth, and thriller-walk down the street to pick up my holds at the library
December 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
when i shuffle off this mortal coil you can expect my zombified remains to burst through the coffin lid, dig its way up through six feet of cold packed earth, and thriller-walk down the street to pick up my holds at the library
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I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a more transparently corrupt government and I'm from India
trumpcard.gov is live and the million dollar fees are all referred to as “gifts” or “contributions” to an undisclosed party lol
December 11, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I genuinely don't think I've ever seen a more transparently corrupt government and I'm from India
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People don’t trust our news institutions anymore because they‘re not seeing enough live footage of Erika Kirk fantasizing about God cutting Candace Owens’ brake lines
December 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
People don’t trust our news institutions anymore because they‘re not seeing enough live footage of Erika Kirk fantasizing about God cutting Candace Owens’ brake lines
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Giddy up, jinglehorse. (Gesturing towards cash register with pistol) Pick up your feet.
December 4, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Giddy up, jinglehorse. (Gesturing towards cash register with pistol) Pick up your feet.
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I can't listen to the song without thinking of
December 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I can't listen to the song without thinking of
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I drove drunk and ran over several kids but I can’t tell you how many because of the fog of war
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I drove drunk and ran over several kids but I can’t tell you how many because of the fog of war
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Is there any other context where a gentile making blanket statements about "young Jewish Americans" wouldn't be received as facially antisemitic
Hillary Clinton blames TikTok and “totally made up” videos for young people’s views on Israel and Palestine.
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
She says social media influenced “not just the usual suspects” but also “young Jewish Americans who don’t know the history and don’t understand.”
December 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Is there any other context where a gentile making blanket statements about "young Jewish Americans" wouldn't be received as facially antisemitic
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Today reminded me of the Joe Webb Game, where I went in really excited just to see someone other than the existing terrible QB, and it turns out that actually playing NFL quarterback is quite difficult and there are people worse at it than Christian Ponder.
December 1, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Today reminded me of the Joe Webb Game, where I went in really excited just to see someone other than the existing terrible QB, and it turns out that actually playing NFL quarterback is quite difficult and there are people worse at it than Christian Ponder.
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HOW ARE THERE YET MORE DEM CAMPAIGNS THAT THINK I WANT TO HEAR FROM JAMES CARVILLE
AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
STOP
AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
STOP
November 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
HOW ARE THERE YET MORE DEM CAMPAIGNS THAT THINK I WANT TO HEAR FROM JAMES CARVILLE
AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
STOP
AND INCLUDE A PICTURE OF HIS FACE
STOP
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
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Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
October 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him