B.
@carrotpatchkid.bsky.social
Probably Complaining. Pisces. Potato Eater.
Tired of bad vibes on Twitter.
Tired of bad vibes on Twitter.
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If we tax the rich, then the rich will have to pay taxes. It's a slippery slope.
December 23, 2024 at 3:43 AM
If we tax the rich, then the rich will have to pay taxes. It's a slippery slope.
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some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
December 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but:
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
1. eating soup
2. you’re alone
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If you can’t handle me at my worst, it isn’t getting any fucking better.
December 5, 2024 at 2:17 AM
If you can’t handle me at my worst, it isn’t getting any fucking better.
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Bluesky doesn’t have to be bigger than Twitter to be successful. It just has to be inviting, engaging and big enough that people can find people and accounts they enjoy engaging with, and or following.
Then People tell accounts and friends on other platforms to come here. It’s a SOCIAL network
Then People tell accounts and friends on other platforms to come here. It’s a SOCIAL network
December 3, 2024 at 2:10 AM
Bluesky doesn’t have to be bigger than Twitter to be successful. It just has to be inviting, engaging and big enough that people can find people and accounts they enjoy engaging with, and or following.
Then People tell accounts and friends on other platforms to come here. It’s a SOCIAL network
Then People tell accounts and friends on other platforms to come here. It’s a SOCIAL network
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
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Deck the halls. Get em good. Make them pay for what they did.
December 2, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Deck the halls. Get em good. Make them pay for what they did.
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Normalise unfollowing people who create negative experiences
November 29, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Normalise unfollowing people who create negative experiences
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No I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 PM
No I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now
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Reasons why I don’t need to own firearms
1. I would shoot a spider
1. I would shoot a spider
November 29, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Reasons why I don’t need to own firearms
1. I would shoot a spider
1. I would shoot a spider
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in canada we call today yankee thanky
November 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
in canada we call today yankee thanky
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i suppose it's too much to hope that trump will be visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve who convince him to change his evil ways
November 28, 2024 at 11:16 PM
i suppose it's too much to hope that trump will be visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve who convince him to change his evil ways
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I am thankful this place exists as a way station for former Twitter travelers. You are all doing great under tough conditions.
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 PM
I am thankful this place exists as a way station for former Twitter travelers. You are all doing great under tough conditions.
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give me three glasses of wine and i’m playing avril lavigne’s discography
November 27, 2024 at 2:57 AM
give me three glasses of wine and i’m playing avril lavigne’s discography
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NETFLIX: Are you still watching?
Me: I’m trying, but you keep closing the blinds.
Me: I’m trying, but you keep closing the blinds.
November 27, 2024 at 3:50 PM
NETFLIX: Are you still watching?
Me: I’m trying, but you keep closing the blinds.
Me: I’m trying, but you keep closing the blinds.
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playing the thong song for the aliens from close encounters of the third kind
November 28, 2024 at 1:32 AM
playing the thong song for the aliens from close encounters of the third kind
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everyone laughing at Drake; imagine he’s been shot and forced into a wheelchair…not so funny now, is it?
November 27, 2024 at 2:31 PM
everyone laughing at Drake; imagine he’s been shot and forced into a wheelchair…not so funny now, is it?
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best thing i ever did for myself is make peace with being a ridiculous cartoon parody of a person and just start leaning into it. if i'm absurd so be it. i'm also friendly and kind and people love to talk to me so there's worse things to be than a little silly
November 27, 2024 at 5:14 PM
best thing i ever did for myself is make peace with being a ridiculous cartoon parody of a person and just start leaning into it. if i'm absurd so be it. i'm also friendly and kind and people love to talk to me so there's worse things to be than a little silly
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“Skibidi rizz” I say solemnly. the crowd murmurs. I smash my fist on the podium. “And skibidi toilet.” The crowd cheers. With this I have secured the 48th presidency of these United States.
November 26, 2024 at 2:53 AM
“Skibidi rizz” I say solemnly. the crowd murmurs. I smash my fist on the podium. “And skibidi toilet.” The crowd cheers. With this I have secured the 48th presidency of these United States.
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Your outdated song references are killing me softly
November 27, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Your outdated song references are killing me softly
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[invention of doors]
what if, wall, but only sometimes?
what if, wall, but only sometimes?
November 21, 2024 at 1:57 AM
[invention of doors]
what if, wall, but only sometimes?
what if, wall, but only sometimes?
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Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
November 26, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Day 21 of posting cool mushrooms every day:
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!
The Bleeding Tooth fungus (Hydnellum peckii) has both teeth on its underside and "blood" on its top!
The "blood" is extracellular fluid, which is squeezed out when the fungus absorbs water, increasing pressure until the red fluid is squeezed out!