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The stewardess asking you if you’re willing and able to open the emergency door in the exit row is the wrong time for imposter syndrome…. @alaskaairlines.bsky.social #flying
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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here it’s not doomscrolling it’s a cringe binge
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Just wow. @pluralistic.net.web.brid.gy came out swinging in this article. He's right though and that's the coolest part.
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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one thing to know about me is that i want you to shut up
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Guy at my work has discovered that you can say 'jizz' instead of 'cheers' and no-one will notice. Except me. So instead of 'hi' I've been saying 'on my face'. I'm not sure who's winning here.
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Happy Festivus for the rest of us. Meatloaf has been consumed, so let the "airing of grievances" begin.

I am disappointed with the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for their gross incompetence of not voting in the band Boston. You insolent genetic misfires! It's the best debut rock album of all time.
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Why choose self loathing when other loathing is right there?
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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[taking communion] "leave the bottle"
December 24, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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He asked for a quickie and I said “as opposed to what,” so now we’re fighting I guess.
December 10, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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If sexuality was a choice, then explain heterosexual women
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Overheard a kid on the bus - his mate goes, "you wee cunt you fell asleep" and the kid's like "nah, i was just being nonchalant"

Anyway i'm stealing this line for work
December 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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The Seahawks, Rams *and* Niners all clinching a playoff spot by week 16 is wild.
December 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Listen, I can be ignored anywhere, but I choose here.
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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every day i try to be the best version of myself until someone upsets me and then i try to be the worst
December 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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It’s cute you think the disco is the only place I panic
November 16, 2024 at 9:11 AM
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Beautiful work.
December 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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See alt text.
December 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
www.wsj.com/lifestyle/re...

Halle Gilbert - you’re perfect just the way you are. Call me maybe? #wsj #swag #swaggap
Young Daters Confront a Relationship Killer: The ‘Swag Gap’
Gen Z has strong feelings about the stylistic imbalance that can doom a courtship; ‘It felt like a smack in the face.’
www.wsj.com
December 20, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I'm actually really funny if you've never heard a joke before
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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the og lion king
December 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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She Yukon my Cornelius until I'm rankin that bass
November 18, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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The Sahm Rule is flashing red, and the unemployment rate is rising.

What does this mean?
- For sure the economy is in a MALAISE. (Close to no job growth since Liberation Day.)
- I reckon it's in a jobless SLUMP.
- It may be in or on the cusp of a RECESSION.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBTN...
The Sahm Rule Is Flashing Red: Justin Wolfers on Looming Recession Risk
What if the U.S. hasn’t really created any net new jobs since April—just as unemployment is starting to climb? In this conversation, economist Justin Wolfers unpacks a sobering jobs report that…
www.youtube.com
December 17, 2025 at 2:10 PM