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who up forging they chains
How much are you going to pay doctors?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Which current hospitals get shut down ?
What happens if doctors opt out of the system ? Who is going to invest in new curative therapies. You ?
How much in taxes pr year do you think it's possible to collect if you took every penny from billionaires?
Half the amount that everyone currently pays could provide universal healthcare. Private health companies don’t need to exist. Eliminate them. And use your collective buying power and economies of scale to get it done. Every cent of their profit is healthcare denied.
December 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
who up forging they chains
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I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
December 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
I bought my wife an O. Henry book for Christmas and it turns out she just sold her eyes.
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My 3 year old is “reading” his Bible:
“And Mary took Jesus out of the water. And Jesus saw a fire. And Jesus was afraid of the bugs. And Jesus he was afraid of the big wave. And Jesus went up the big mountain AND THERE WAS FIRE”
“And Mary took Jesus out of the water. And Jesus saw a fire. And Jesus was afraid of the bugs. And Jesus he was afraid of the big wave. And Jesus went up the big mountain AND THERE WAS FIRE”
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
My 3 year old is “reading” his Bible:
“And Mary took Jesus out of the water. And Jesus saw a fire. And Jesus was afraid of the bugs. And Jesus he was afraid of the big wave. And Jesus went up the big mountain AND THERE WAS FIRE”
“And Mary took Jesus out of the water. And Jesus saw a fire. And Jesus was afraid of the bugs. And Jesus he was afraid of the big wave. And Jesus went up the big mountain AND THERE WAS FIRE”
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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(plinky plonky piano music playing as a man examines a sealed can of soup, rotates it, twists and pulls it. he gives up, exhausted. through a window we see a neighbor smiling at an identical but open can)
Can't open 'er? Can opener.
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Can't open 'er? Can opener.
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August 16, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(plinky plonky piano music playing as a man examines a sealed can of soup, rotates it, twists and pulls it. he gives up, exhausted. through a window we see a neighbor smiling at an identical but open can)
Can't open 'er? Can opener.
Paid for by American Can Opener Manufacturers Advocacy Association
Can't open 'er? Can opener.
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There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
is tabasco not hot anymore? or did i just smoke for twenty years
December 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
is tabasco not hot anymore? or did i just smoke for twenty years
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getting drunk and explaining the Oxford Movement at the DSA function
December 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
getting drunk and explaining the Oxford Movement at the DSA function
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the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
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Loading my beautiful children Kayleigh, Hrayden, and Hiytler-Anne into my FürherTruck ChildCrusher450. Idling an hour in the parking lot of the local church INSPYR to view the nativity scene, belching carbon into the troposphere. I notice the Joseph is looking a little swarthy. Christmas is ruined
December 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Loading my beautiful children Kayleigh, Hrayden, and Hiytler-Anne into my FürherTruck ChildCrusher450. Idling an hour in the parking lot of the local church INSPYR to view the nativity scene, belching carbon into the troposphere. I notice the Joseph is looking a little swarthy. Christmas is ruined
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obviously Wishbone hasn't read any of those books. he's acting on pure instinct, the showrunners just got lucky
July 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
obviously Wishbone hasn't read any of those books. he's acting on pure instinct, the showrunners just got lucky
idk where the treasure is, but i know when i find it my heart will be there also
school should teach stuff that's actually useful like where treasure is
December 11, 2025 at 2:04 PM
idk where the treasure is, but i know when i find it my heart will be there also
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dude...just do your dishes
Did red states ban dishwashers? This reads like a martial strife column from 1969.
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 PM
dude...just do your dishes
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Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
December 23, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it
goin down to the courthouse next week to rename my eldest son "caligula"
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 PM
goin down to the courthouse next week to rename my eldest son "caligula"
i had a shingles outbreak at the tender age of 36 and i can promise you, whatever the vaccine's malignant effects are, they are nowhere near the pain of fully-fledged shingles!
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
i had a shingles outbreak at the tender age of 36 and i can promise you, whatever the vaccine's malignant effects are, they are nowhere near the pain of fully-fledged shingles!
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Yeah, Ginger Rogers might seem impressive, but never forget that Fred Astaire did everything she did but forwards and in comfortable shoes
December 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Yeah, Ginger Rogers might seem impressive, but never forget that Fred Astaire did everything she did but forwards and in comfortable shoes
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“The cross has been transformed into a harmless, non-offensive ornament that Christians wear around their necks. Rather than reminding us of the ‘cost of discipleship,’ it has become a form of cheap grace…that doesn’t force us to confront the power of Christ’s message and mission.” James Cone.
December 7, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“The cross has been transformed into a harmless, non-offensive ornament that Christians wear around their necks. Rather than reminding us of the ‘cost of discipleship,’ it has become a form of cheap grace…that doesn’t force us to confront the power of Christ’s message and mission.” James Cone.
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
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Happy 72nd Birthday to Elwood Blues
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Happy 72nd Birthday to Elwood Blues
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christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
is that steve earle?
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
is that steve earle?
best drugstore tobacco award goes to captain black original. quite tasty
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
best drugstore tobacco award goes to captain black original. quite tasty
anthony michael small
December 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
anthony michael small