Rebecca
@cheeky-gal.bsky.social
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Twitter, est. 2014
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I’m not saying the full moon caused this, but it’s the most reasonable explanation available.
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I think a little poison will make me feel better.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I think a little poison will make me feel better.
I’m not saying the full moon caused this, but it’s the most reasonable explanation available.
January 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I’m not saying the full moon caused this, but it’s the most reasonable explanation available.
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perfect if literal:crushed ICE
December 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
perfect if literal:crushed ICE
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I think I'm justified in saying that 2025 can kiss my ass.
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I think I'm justified in saying that 2025 can kiss my ass.
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
I’m already tired of 2026 and it hasn’t even shown up yet.
December 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m already tired of 2026 and it hasn’t even shown up yet.
I keep my Christmas lights up past Christmas to remind everyone nothing is really over.
December 31, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I keep my Christmas lights up past Christmas to remind everyone nothing is really over.
I sing Christmas carols after Christmas to remind my neighborhood that joy has consequences.
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I sing Christmas carols after Christmas to remind my neighborhood that joy has consequences.
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“Who am I kidding?”
- me, to me
- me, to me
December 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“Who am I kidding?”
- me, to me
- me, to me
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You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
You know those stories about how the magic of Christmas miraculously restores your faith in humanity? It isn't working.
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It’ll be a Christmas miracle if those Peanuts kids ever start singing in tune pick a key whydontcha
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’ll be a Christmas miracle if those Peanuts kids ever start singing in tune pick a key whydontcha
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Lonely are the brave, I say to Alexa as I recall the time I told my girlfriend I wasn’t taking her to see Grease.
December 24, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Lonely are the brave, I say to Alexa as I recall the time I told my girlfriend I wasn’t taking her to see Grease.
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Thinking about making a New Years resolution to become somewhat, somehow likable.
December 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Thinking about making a New Years resolution to become somewhat, somehow likable.
Home Alone is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.
December 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Home Alone is a holiday reminder that peace begins the moment everyone leaves the house.
A Christmas Carol proves some people need supernatural threats just to say thank you.
December 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
A Christmas Carol proves some people need supernatural threats just to say thank you.
December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.
December 20, 2025 at 11:58 PM
December turns me into someone who believes a fat man with a beard can fix everything.
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it should be illegal for me to have to get out from under the covers when i’m very cold
December 15, 2025 at 12:49 PM
it should be illegal for me to have to get out from under the covers when i’m very cold
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the cartoons we grew up with haven't changed. we have.
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
the cartoons we grew up with haven't changed. we have.
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Always the dummy, never the ventriloquist.
December 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Always the dummy, never the ventriloquist.
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“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside
December 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
“You seem really chill” I’m dead inside
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Who wants a hot dog? (rhetorical)
December 15, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Who wants a hot dog? (rhetorical)
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CBS is toast. That’s really sad.
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
CBS is toast. That’s really sad.
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To learn, one must live.
The Midnight Library, Haig
The Midnight Library, Haig
December 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
To learn, one must live.
The Midnight Library, Haig
The Midnight Library, Haig