Old Nick
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i prefer when folks wearing babies strapped to their chest face the baby forward so it looks like the parent is just an assistive device for a little wobbly tyrant
November 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
i prefer when folks wearing babies strapped to their chest face the baby forward so it looks like the parent is just an assistive device for a little wobbly tyrant
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Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
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For my podcast listeners, here’s a rough draft of the first #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
October 30, 2025 at 9:43 AM
For my podcast listeners, here’s a rough draft of the first #pisstakeprices leaderboard of shame
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WORD OF THE DAY.
Cortisol.
To snag the anus of a male partner during intimate encounters.
Cortisol.
To snag the anus of a male partner during intimate encounters.
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
WORD OF THE DAY.
Cortisol.
To snag the anus of a male partner during intimate encounters.
Cortisol.
To snag the anus of a male partner during intimate encounters.
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My signature wrestling move:
August 24, 2023 at 3:57 AM
My signature wrestling move:
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The Times birthday column today. Really looking forward to the arrival of a sister, Enid Rhythm Galore.
September 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The Times birthday column today. Really looking forward to the arrival of a sister, Enid Rhythm Galore.
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I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
September 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I keep seeing kids in their late teens and early 20s romanticize the year 2016. “It’s 2016 and you’re listening to this song…”
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
Guys, nobody liked 2016. Until 2020, it was considered one of the worst years anyone had ever seen. Everyone cool died. It was fucking miserable. Stop it.
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Landscape with the Fall of Icarus, 1560 #pieterbruegel #bruegel
September 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Landscape with the Fall of Icarus, 1560 #pieterbruegel #bruegel
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Man Utd have just lost to a side with 'Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner' on their shirt.
Let that sink in for a minute
#CarabaoCup #eflcup #GRIMUN
Let that sink in for a minute
#CarabaoCup #eflcup #GRIMUN
August 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Man Utd have just lost to a side with 'Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner' on their shirt.
Let that sink in for a minute
#CarabaoCup #eflcup #GRIMUN
Let that sink in for a minute
#CarabaoCup #eflcup #GRIMUN
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Height vs Circumference??🤔
August 15, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Height vs Circumference??🤔
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“We’re here to talk about A levels”
“Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀
“Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀
August 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
“We’re here to talk about A levels”
“Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀
“Free Palestine the BBC is complicit” 💀💀
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Card cheats exposed!
August 13, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Card cheats exposed!
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Blue Peter existed solely to disappoint children who hoped Grange Hill would be on.
I’m seeing a lot of Blueskiers nostalgic for Blue Peter and imma gonna be honest but you all struck me as the Blue Peter types, you are all nailed on Blue Peter kids. I bet you had the badge too, right?
August 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Blue Peter existed solely to disappoint children who hoped Grange Hill would be on.
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People who say “I’m here for you” in hard times are very nice people but sometimes when I’m in hard times it’s too much. I just want to go into my shell and not talk to anyone about my feelings.
Sometimes I want to say thankyou, can you be here for me OVER THERE please?
Sometimes I want to say thankyou, can you be here for me OVER THERE please?
August 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
People who say “I’m here for you” in hard times are very nice people but sometimes when I’m in hard times it’s too much. I just want to go into my shell and not talk to anyone about my feelings.
Sometimes I want to say thankyou, can you be here for me OVER THERE please?
Sometimes I want to say thankyou, can you be here for me OVER THERE please?
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I haven’t felt this conflicted since Gillian Anderson played Margaret Thatcher…
August 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I haven’t felt this conflicted since Gillian Anderson played Margaret Thatcher…
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When you need to move a couch on a budget...
August 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
When you need to move a couch on a budget...
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Been out to Cramlington today to see this knitted Prince of Darkness.
Give the gravestone a squeeze and it plays Paranoid.
Give the gravestone a squeeze and it plays Paranoid.
August 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Been out to Cramlington today to see this knitted Prince of Darkness.
Give the gravestone a squeeze and it plays Paranoid.
Give the gravestone a squeeze and it plays Paranoid.
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HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY!
August 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
HAPPY YORKSHIRE DAY!
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The favourite sweet treat of dogs although they do prefer the Fox’s ones.
August 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The favourite sweet treat of dogs although they do prefer the Fox’s ones.
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BBC Weather forecasts about to get good again.
BBC reunites with Met Office for weather forecasts
After eight years apart, the BBC wants the Met Office to help provide "the most trusted" forecasts.
www.bbc.com
July 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
BBC Weather forecasts about to get good again.
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The algo obviously HATES us talking about this.
So would you do us a favour and share?
UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4
So would you do us a favour and share?
UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4
UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
youtu.be
July 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
The algo obviously HATES us talking about this.
So would you do us a favour and share?
UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4
So would you do us a favour and share?
UK Media Shifts Tone on Gaza - #BrokenNews
youtu.be/WmFD42E5_W4
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AirPods died mid-argument. Now I’m just yelling into the wind like a cursed sea captain.
July 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
AirPods died mid-argument. Now I’m just yelling into the wind like a cursed sea captain.