counselornachos.bsky.social
@counselornachos.bsky.social
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is this real lol
May 31, 2024 at 2:10 PM
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The opening shot of Furiosa confirming this is all happening in the middle of the Australian desert does raise the possibility that the rest of the world is fine and Australia is just Like That
May 31, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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*beatboxing sounds*
May 31, 2024 at 5:37 AM
This is not a moment to celebrate - Jen Psaki

People like this are the worst
May 31, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Ending my hiatus to joyfully tell the former President to go tuck himself.
May 30, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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It cannot be stressed enough how bad the optics of this are for openAI in the middle of a conversation where the prominent criticism of them is that they feel entitled to steal content without compensating creators. She would be a hero to her profession if she filed a “teachable moment” lawsuit.
May 20, 2024 at 11:43 PM
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6) almost demo time! looks awesome lads
7) wait whose voice is that
8) fuck fuck fuck email ScarJo and beg two days out
9) ScarJo leaves him on read
10) fuck it we ball
11) nastygram from ScarJo LLP
May 20, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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ok I am going to wildly speculate about what happened with ScarJo and the demo

1) “we should get ScarJo for this”
2) Altman reaches out
3) demo team uses AI placeholder voice
4) ScarJo says no
5) Altman fails to tell demo team, who assumes they’re getting ScarJo voice work at some point
May 20, 2024 at 11:30 PM
LETS GO RANGERS!!!!!
May 17, 2024 at 1:32 AM
LFGR!!!!!
April 29, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Logging on after hiatus to rejoice in the glory of playoff hockey
April 24, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Noticing my adventuring party is weary I reach into my pack and take out the gift the wood elves gave us for just this moment; there wrapped carefully in a thick leaf: an eightball of coke
April 3, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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*screaming*
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
April 6, 2024 at 2:12 AM
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Their mistake was giving us a way to erase the whole Sheldon timeline
February 21, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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higher prices, shittier products, and more restrictions--the enshittification of streaming TV has truly begun

it won't stop because there is no off ramp when it comes to pursuing the impossibility of unlimited quarterly growth
Max ‘Enshittifies’ Itself By Making John Oliver Harder To Watch
Now that subscriber growth has slowed, streaming TV giants have taken the predictable turn of making their services shittier and more expensive to deliver Wall Street (impossibly) unlimited quarter…
www.techdirt.com
February 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM
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DARE failed, anti-bullying succeeded.

my off-the-cuff take is that this is because drugs are fun and bullying isn’t
Made this point before but I think millennials and older really underrate the extent to which younger conservatives experienced the (quite successful!) 2010s school anti-bullying campaigns as a radicalizing and defining event for their politics.
February 20, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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Basically I view Alito as someone who happens to be religious but would have deep down been a bigot no matter what, and his particular set of "beliefs" (that are more American and self-constructed) help him in his insecure bigotry.
February 20, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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I fully believe Alito would have this same stance if it were the mid-60s and the issue was interracial marriage. Plenty of wrong church doctrine about that (then again it's all from a made up book about a made up man in the sky)
February 20, 2024 at 2:56 PM
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I seem to recall a Nissan sports-car that would limit the speed except when GPS determined it was at a race track. That amused me a great deal.
January 24, 2024 at 5:45 PM
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the best part is that there will also be a loud contingent of trump now, trump tomorrow, trump forever voters, *often in the same district*, and republican candidates are going to have to try to learn to thread two delicate needles simultaneously
From an ego-protection standpoint I think there are a lot of R voters who, if Trump looks like a loser, will happily and seamlessly change from “voted for him three times to save the country” to “never liked him much, voted for him twice bc the Dem was even worse but he lost me at the end”
January 24, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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Something that is going to probably become more obvious over the course of the year is that Donald Trump talks like a guy who got Take 5 Oil Change to do an experimental surgery where they replace your brain with airline-grade tapioca
January 9, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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the jets “voted” this shrunken head their most inspirational player of the year after playing four snaps and spending the rest of the season shutting in his hat on tv
January 9, 2024 at 10:50 PM
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It's hilarious and I'm desperately trying to avoid the culture warriors who really want to make it a battle to fight. Just enjoy the chaos!
November 20, 2023 at 5:11 PM
This account is just a Mt Joy fan account from now on.
November 19, 2023 at 2:55 AM
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Beyond grateful for the time & energy you put into these posts. It kept a lot of us from having to log onto Twitter. I hope to see more folks here soon who are covering Trump’s legal cases.
November 6, 2023 at 9:53 PM