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GPT-Ern Malley
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Many silly dog pictures, tiny painted space bugs, and liberalism
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Roland the headless space wolf gunner
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Good meat pie > desserts
I get a lot of hate for this view and in turn I'd only ask if you've ever had a pie as good as a typical cheesecake. The answer is no, you have not. Cheesecake invalidates the whole pie category. Hell, regular cake barely survives the cheesecake onslaught on the strength of carrot cake alone.
The dirty secret of pies is that they have the lowest ceiling potential of all sweets. Your best pie is merely fine. Your median pie is bad.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There's a version of Rogue One that's 15 minutes of character introduction and setup then just the raid and it's results and it's considered the best Star Wars filmvella ever made
Visibly so much of it is like a Soduku, edits which are the only solution to make what Gilroy inherited in any way coherent. Fascinated as to how much footage didn’t make it (as opposed to what has been repurposed).
Watched it with my kids recently for first time since the cinema, and I'd memory-holed how clunky some of the plot and character development is. Perhaps unsurprisingly, I had remembered the cracking action sequences.
November 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Behold, the Skeletor Corps for #Warcrow
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So I think there are four basic issues with modern journalism, which can mostly be pushed into two buckets: money and sex.

Bucket 1
There's basically no cash to be made in the business in an online advertising world
Thus it is mostly run by people detached from cash concerns
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM
"I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."
Republicans can often sense I have actual values and beliefs while we both realize that Corporate Democrats are following checks and doing whatever their handlers tell them to do.

We can have an actual disagreement based on something tangible rather than just gamesmanship.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Apropos of nothing
November 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Modern internet leftism has more to do with the 'Aughts Ron Paul types that believed Gore would have gone into Iraq in order to justify their above it all stance than it does with Marx or Kropotkin
What if the political ideology of the people in charge of the armed forces impacts who gets bombed? Does anyone think Kamala Harris would declare war on South American fishermen? Could perhaps having people who think brown people are subhuman in charge of our military impacted matters?
What about the rights of LGBT people getting bombed?
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Folks we cannot have Magic Meat discussion next to Olivia Nuzzi affairs with older men, it is the furthest thing away from Kosher that is possible.
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by GPT-Ern Malley
a second stop has been found on the Appalachian Trail
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Now I'm imagining other genres in this style: indie folk Necrodancer, where you get to throw hands with the Crane Wife
Basically you want Americana Crypt of the Necrodancer
November 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Finished the #Warcrow Song of the Dormant set
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Need to see if they take dog volunteers
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Now that's a blast from the past
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You don't like the Eagles huh? What if we made Don Henly fight Hell huh?
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Kind of want to take an NMM class now as this is starting to get fun
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
According to their style guide we're supposed to say Alleged Pedophile Racketeers the New York Times.
I don’t know at this point if there is enough evident to say “the New York Times, institutionally, was a co-conspirator with Epstein” but it’s basically beyond doubt at this point that at least one employee of the paper were co-conspirators and used their position at the paper to help affect that
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
November 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Free hugs!
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Humanity's still got it, no way AI can generate takes like this
I love this website.
November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tim Kaine was suffering from the federal hairdresser shutdown something fierce
Kaine on why he thinks just getting a vote on healthcare is a win: "We're the minority party, but everybody will get to see who is standing for them when it comes to lowering their healthcare costs"
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Flat, like pancake. Pancake that you cruelly withhold from starving dog
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Reading through the Murderbot Chronicles after the first one finally. I hadn't done so before as I enjoyed the original novella and didn't think the premise of a sardonic and introverted security guy who just wants this to be over could hold up a full series. I think I was right.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 AM