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GPT-Ern Malley
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Many silly dog pictures, tiny painted space bugs, and liberalism
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I understand some of you might like that person but good lord they are an absolute tool
Feeling my way around a law of social media which is that any post about someone else's tweets which you feel the need to add "please do not harass this person" should simply not be made in the first place. The large poster eye of Sauron is real, hell, the small time poster eye of Sauron is too.
February 8, 2026 at 4:09 PM
The glorious birth of a Medusa Head as it emerges to leave for its traditional clocktower
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
February 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I do think there's a real demand for serial written fiction as seen by the explosion of fanfic and royal road slop over the past decades. The main question of how you create a logistical stream for providing it and paying authors without becoming a lowest denomination service
Much of this is also just the way you build an audience in order to sell your book is the Viral Serial method which puts you on hock to the people with the worst taste in the world
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
We're going to shrink the GOP caucus so much you can drown it in a bathtub
Just by looking at a cursory glance of the turnout by precinct, this doesn't look like a case of Democratic areas turning out more than Republican areas.

In fact, the opposite. Chasity Martinez won by winning over a bunch of Trump voters
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Hedge Knight is rediscovering the ancient art of "what if we just did good low level character work in a bounded setting" and goddamn if I ain't enjoying it.
February 8, 2026 at 1:53 AM
I guess the way I'd sum up the whole discourse is that I see no good value in practicing cruelty but that does not seem to be a shared opinion when it comes to how we deal with AI.
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Okay now I'm worried what a good producer could do with AI
i think this actually meets all the criteria. it's unethical, derivative, appears to have very little human influence, steals IP, and gets stuck in my head once every three days.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm9c...
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
The Nazis entered this cycle under the rather childish delusion that they were going to redistrict everybody else and nobody was going to redistrict them. They sowed the wind and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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One day society will rise up from the tyranny of CACs
February 6, 2026 at 9:01 AM
Even if it's delivered by DoorDash you often save 20% straight up by using their site as they don't have to pay the pass through fee
You really should directly compare what you’d pay on Grubhub or DoorDash to what you’d pay if you ordered direct from the restaurant - the price difference is often shocking.
I did an experiment with my fav local Chinese restaurant where I normally take out

Pulled up the app and selected what I wanted and looked at the price.

Called the restaurant and ordered.

The restaurant is 7 minutes away, 3 miles

There was a $30+ difference. These apps are a fucking ripoff
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:

drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The Saga of Overwatch is crazy because the developers do not seem to have had a single idea since the initial launch a decade ago and yet it persists.
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
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GM.
February 4, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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"Improve pace of play, free agency, and fan engagement by having a 1/40,000 chance the umpire shoots the batter" still is one of the best shitposts I've ever seen

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February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Big man on town
February 4, 2026 at 3:33 AM
If Leviathan is the state as monopoly of violence, then Omelas is the child as the monopsony of violence
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
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Just one more dumpster bro, all those government thugs in tactical gear will see that we really mean business if we set just one more fire. We're just one fire away from The Revolution, I swear to you.

Anyway, read theory.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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More games featuring fungus people you cowards. Actually got me all the way through the otherwise extremely mid Avowed
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Helen of Troy looking like Lupita Nyong'o is incredibly unlikely, would require a black swan event
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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For reasons I suffered through the Fifty Shades series, books stuffed to bursting with insipid emails from the billionaire love interest. I now know that in the real world they would have been less 'I am the erotic master of your fate' and more 'how y our pumpum? Wett i hop'
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I understand some of you might like that person but good lord they are an absolute tool
February 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
It is very hard to tell season long stories and less media should be trying for it. If you want to do so, try it out at the British Serial length first! Give me four episodes of Star Trek at 45-60 minutes that takes a cohesive story and I'm happy, don't drag it out over 12.
it’s definitely the biggest problem with disco, none of the stories they tell are interesting enough to last a full season. disagree on the x-files, though, the season-length stories were always my least favorite ones
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The fun thing about interacting with non-Americans in hobby spaces is seeing how incredibly fast they go from kvetching about the awful chuds in the community bemoaning how we should be instead focusing on their own bespoke forms of racism.
February 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM