GPT-Ern Malley
@denam.bsky.social
Many silly dog pictures, tiny painted space bugs, and liberalism
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I understand some of you might like that person but good lord they are an absolute tool
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
The Saga of Overwatch is crazy because the developers do not seem to have had a single idea since the initial launch a decade ago and yet it persists.
February 4, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The Saga of Overwatch is crazy because the developers do not seem to have had a single idea since the initial launch a decade ago and yet it persists.
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"Improve pace of play, free agency, and fan engagement by having a 1/40,000 chance the umpire shoots the batter" still is one of the best shitposts I've ever seen
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February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
"Improve pace of play, free agency, and fan engagement by having a 1/40,000 chance the umpire shoots the batter" still is one of the best shitposts I've ever seen
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If Leviathan is the state as monopoly of violence, then Omelas is the child as the monopsony of violence
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
If Leviathan is the state as monopoly of violence, then Omelas is the child as the monopsony of violence
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Just one more dumpster bro, all those government thugs in tactical gear will see that we really mean business if we set just one more fire. We're just one fire away from The Revolution, I swear to you.
Anyway, read theory.
Anyway, read theory.
February 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Just one more dumpster bro, all those government thugs in tactical gear will see that we really mean business if we set just one more fire. We're just one fire away from The Revolution, I swear to you.
Anyway, read theory.
Anyway, read theory.
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More games featuring fungus people you cowards. Actually got me all the way through the otherwise extremely mid Avowed
December 11, 2025 at 12:07 AM
More games featuring fungus people you cowards. Actually got me all the way through the otherwise extremely mid Avowed
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Helen of Troy looking like Lupita Nyong'o is incredibly unlikely, would require a black swan event
February 2, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Helen of Troy looking like Lupita Nyong'o is incredibly unlikely, would require a black swan event
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For reasons I suffered through the Fifty Shades series, books stuffed to bursting with insipid emails from the billionaire love interest. I now know that in the real world they would have been less 'I am the erotic master of your fate' and more 'how y our pumpum? Wett i hop'
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 PM
For reasons I suffered through the Fifty Shades series, books stuffed to bursting with insipid emails from the billionaire love interest. I now know that in the real world they would have been less 'I am the erotic master of your fate' and more 'how y our pumpum? Wett i hop'
I understand some of you might like that person but good lord they are an absolute tool
February 2, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I understand some of you might like that person but good lord they are an absolute tool
It is very hard to tell season long stories and less media should be trying for it. If you want to do so, try it out at the British Serial length first! Give me four episodes of Star Trek at 45-60 minutes that takes a cohesive story and I'm happy, don't drag it out over 12.
it’s definitely the biggest problem with disco, none of the stories they tell are interesting enough to last a full season. disagree on the x-files, though, the season-length stories were always my least favorite ones
February 2, 2026 at 7:51 PM
It is very hard to tell season long stories and less media should be trying for it. If you want to do so, try it out at the British Serial length first! Give me four episodes of Star Trek at 45-60 minutes that takes a cohesive story and I'm happy, don't drag it out over 12.
The fun thing about interacting with non-Americans in hobby spaces is seeing how incredibly fast they go from kvetching about the awful chuds in the community bemoaning how we should be instead focusing on their own bespoke forms of racism.
February 2, 2026 at 7:29 PM
The fun thing about interacting with non-Americans in hobby spaces is seeing how incredibly fast they go from kvetching about the awful chuds in the community bemoaning how we should be instead focusing on their own bespoke forms of racism.
I am personally most worried about the GOP issuing a Trial of Refusal and new Democratic electees, blood hungry on the crest of a Blue Wave, ignoring cutdown limits and pushing the bids down so low that the GOP may have a chance in the circle of equals.
The thing that bothers me the most about the election doomering is that people are really overindexed on the the heavy boot stuff like “troops at polling places” that I’m not sure would actually suppress turnout and underindexed on the GOP just refusing to seat everyone.
i think if you post like this without offering concrete steps people can take to prepare for and respond to interference or without any acknowledgement of the success (or lack thereof) of this strategy then you are basically engaged in voter suppression.
February 2, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I am personally most worried about the GOP issuing a Trial of Refusal and new Democratic electees, blood hungry on the crest of a Blue Wave, ignoring cutdown limits and pushing the bids down so low that the GOP may have a chance in the circle of equals.
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basic markdown integration will help resolve some semantic ambiguities in microblogging and given the niche nature of microblogging there's no excuse for not having it
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 PM
basic markdown integration will help resolve some semantic ambiguities in microblogging and given the niche nature of microblogging there's no excuse for not having it
The fact that I am forced to use *this* to emphasize on social media is a crime.
one of my loudest and wettest Writer’s Opinions™ is that italics are a load-bearing element of the orthography of modern english and in many cases are Not Optional. english makes Extremely heavy use of prosodic stress to clarify the meaning of sentences, up to & including disambiguating grammar!!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The fact that I am forced to use *this* to emphasize on social media is a crime.
In progress picture; the steel is coming along well but shading and blending gold is a pain in the rear.
February 2, 2026 at 3:44 AM
In progress picture; the steel is coming along well but shading and blending gold is a pain in the rear.
I will accept this as an overall rating as long as we also give the endnotes an A
my view on infinite jest is that it's fine. a solid B.
Hell yeah, as a people, we are extremely ready for another round of Infinite Jest Discourse.
January 31, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I will accept this as an overall rating as long as we also give the endnotes an A
Turns out all the worst people in the world were in the same listservs before they were in the same group chats huh
If I have the right Nellie Bowles, the partner in question is Bari Weiss
January 31, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Turns out all the worst people in the world were in the same listservs before they were in the same group chats huh
Gotta pass the Removal Of Pedophile Employment Act which prevents anyone in the Epstein Files from having a federal contract (including if they're an owner/csuite member), fix so much so fast
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Gotta pass the Removal Of Pedophile Employment Act which prevents anyone in the Epstein Files from having a federal contract (including if they're an owner/csuite member), fix so much so fast
My dad got put on the No Fly List for pissing off Gringrich. I will gladly get my PreCheck pulled showing the middle finger to Trump.
If you are willing to let the government frighten and cow you by the threat of removing your TSA PreCheck privileges and making you stand in the metal detector line with the plebes, you *do not have what it takes* to engage in any sort of resistance and should not give advice to anyone who might
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
My dad got put on the No Fly List for pissing off Gringrich. I will gladly get my PreCheck pulled showing the middle finger to Trump.
Oh we're doing Epstein tip calls now.
Two things to remember here.
First, they're pure bullshit because 90% of tipline calls are pranks or by people who get off on making them.
Second, every single one about a Republican, no matter how anatomically or temporally impossible, is true.
Two things to remember here.
First, they're pure bullshit because 90% of tipline calls are pranks or by people who get off on making them.
Second, every single one about a Republican, no matter how anatomically or temporally impossible, is true.
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Oh we're doing Epstein tip calls now.
Two things to remember here.
First, they're pure bullshit because 90% of tipline calls are pranks or by people who get off on making them.
Second, every single one about a Republican, no matter how anatomically or temporally impossible, is true.
Two things to remember here.
First, they're pure bullshit because 90% of tipline calls are pranks or by people who get off on making them.
Second, every single one about a Republican, no matter how anatomically or temporally impossible, is true.
"I'M A DEA FAERIE, DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY FAERIES?!"
In Trump’s America, if you record a protest, post a meme, or publish an article the regime doesn’t like, you can be woken up in the middle of the night and find this at your door.
If you’re not treating this like a five-alarm fire right now, it won’t stop here.
In time, they will come for you too.
If you’re not treating this like a five-alarm fire right now, it won’t stop here.
In time, they will come for you too.
January 30, 2026 at 6:03 PM
"I'M A DEA FAERIE, DON'T YOU BELIEVE IN DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY FAERIES?!"