Squirrel
@craniumsquirrel.fun
The Internet's assigned Support Canadian/World's Worst Muse. You can call me Megasciuridae. If that's too much for you, I also answer to Meg and every pronoun available. Especially dude.
http://craniumsquirrel.fun
http://craniumsquirrel.fun
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Hell yeah this is awesome! I'm still baffled why we had Sega Channel as a kid or how etc. but it was way ahead of its time and super cool to go back and see some of these games
As part of our project to preserve the history of Sega Channel, we have recovered OVER 100 new Sega Channel ROMs, including the legendary lost game Garfield: Caught in the Act - The Lost Levels.
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
Read more: gamehistory.org/segachannel/
December 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Hell yeah this is awesome! I'm still baffled why we had Sega Channel as a kid or how etc. but it was way ahead of its time and super cool to go back and see some of these games
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
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Remembered the one set of anime panels
December 12, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Remembered the one set of anime panels
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Holding my stuffies like men hold fish in pictures 🎣 happy pride 🌈
June 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Holding my stuffies like men hold fish in pictures 🎣 happy pride 🌈
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Genuinely love whoever in aincient Mesopotamia decided that the correct shape for weights was ducks.
RETVRN
RETVRN
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Genuinely love whoever in aincient Mesopotamia decided that the correct shape for weights was ducks.
RETVRN
RETVRN
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MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
Let me have this tinfoil hat, it's all I have left!
It's embarrassing how annoyed I am by how much conspiracy theories and tinfoil hattery about the McLaren bias towards/against their drivers in almost all fan discourse about F1 this weekend.
Critical thinking and sanity are just things society has noped out on in all aspects of life, huh?
Critical thinking and sanity are just things society has noped out on in all aspects of life, huh?
December 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Let me have this tinfoil hat, it's all I have left!
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I hate this for us
Two independent studies found that AI chatbots were better at persuading voters than political ads. The most persuasive bots also lied the most. This is something that humans working in psyops have known for decades. AI is psyops at scale. www.technologyreview.com/2025/12/04/1...
December 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I hate this for us
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The key to peace between America and China is to develop an Uncle exchange, where they can mingle and learn more about Uncle Culture in the other country
December 20, 2024 at 2:28 AM
The key to peace between America and China is to develop an Uncle exchange, where they can mingle and learn more about Uncle Culture in the other country
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Since genAI has completely fucked the market for home computers, I guarantee there'll be an article complaining that people are playing older and less resource-intensive games and how this is killing the AAA gaming industry
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Since genAI has completely fucked the market for home computers, I guarantee there'll be an article complaining that people are playing older and less resource-intensive games and how this is killing the AAA gaming industry
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“Elon Musk’s charitable foundation grew larger than ever in 2024. But, for the fourth year in a row, the huge charity failed to give away the minimum amount required by law — and the donations it did make went largely to charities closely tied to Mr. Musk himself.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
Elon Musk’s Foundation Grows to $14 Billion, but Gives Little to Outsiders
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
“Elon Musk’s charitable foundation grew larger than ever in 2024. But, for the fourth year in a row, the huge charity failed to give away the minimum amount required by law — and the donations it did make went largely to charities closely tied to Mr. Musk himself.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/u...
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
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IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS.
Rand Paul just posted this letter from the Coast Guard confirming that 1/4 of the boats they stop carry no contraband. The likelihood that Hegseth & Bradley ordered the murder of innocent civilians is very high.
December 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS.
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
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NOOOOOOOOO
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
NOOOOOOOOO
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Cancer: A mixed bag for you this week when you posthumously win the office death pool.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Cancer: A mixed bag for you this week when you posthumously win the office death pool.