Country Couture
@cvntycouture.bsky.social
Denver Dipshit
Pain unending but in a fun way
Pain unending but in a fun way
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Just sold the movie rights to one of my sexts.
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just sold the movie rights to one of my sexts.
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why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
December 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
why aren't they throwing bread at me. what do the ducks have that i do not
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anyway here's jan hammer doing miami vice music because it's rad as hell
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
anyway here's jan hammer doing miami vice music because it's rad as hell
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RIP Zoot from the Muppets, who lost his long battle with heroin addiction today at the age of 63.
December 2, 2024 at 12:07 AM
RIP Zoot from the Muppets, who lost his long battle with heroin addiction today at the age of 63.
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Nolan had one job and he fucked it up
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Nolan had one job and he fucked it up
Honestly 7–Eleven selling Calbee Shrimp Chips is truly a win for Asian Americans
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Honestly 7–Eleven selling Calbee Shrimp Chips is truly a win for Asian Americans
Pretty Girls Make Gravy
December 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Pretty Girls Make Gravy
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Smoking that yule log like it owes me money
December 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Smoking that yule log like it owes me money
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it's almost his special day
December 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
it's almost his special day
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Body slamming him during sex so I can finally hear what his moan sounds like
December 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Body slamming him during sex so I can finally hear what his moan sounds like
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he's using pics of him and my cat on his dating app 😤
December 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
he's using pics of him and my cat on his dating app 😤
Is Your Ex Still Texting Your Cat?
December 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Is Your Ex Still Texting Your Cat?
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Get a ha ha storytime charm/ornament! $4! ahilbert3000.bigcartel.com/product/ha-h....
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Get a ha ha storytime charm/ornament! $4! ahilbert3000.bigcartel.com/product/ha-h....
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absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
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lol so reading further it sounds like maybe the report said "hey so our whole messaging and marketing apparatus is basically a pile of do-nothing jobs for the failchildren of donors and officials? And they don't actually know how to do things? Can we correct this???"
BREAKING: The Democratic National Committee will NOT release its long-awaited autopsy on Trump's 2024 win. The report is completed but Dem leaders decided it could distract from their winning streak, so it will remain secret. Not good.
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2045...
Dem Leaders Decide to Bury Damning Report on Why Trump Won in 2024
The Democratic National Committee has completed its long-awaited analysis on what went wrong in the 2024 campaign. But in a move that will attract intense criticism, it’s keeping the findings secret.
newrepublic.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:27 PM
lol so reading further it sounds like maybe the report said "hey so our whole messaging and marketing apparatus is basically a pile of do-nothing jobs for the failchildren of donors and officials? And they don't actually know how to do things? Can we correct this???"
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can i get uhhhh one dick, hold the balls
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
can i get uhhhh one dick, hold the balls
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would love to see this guy's browser history
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
would love to see this guy's browser history
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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lmao you ever see a dude give you so many reasons to not care about him?
No more Gen X game devs. Society has moved beyond the need for them
December 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
lmao you ever see a dude give you so many reasons to not care about him?
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What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
November 15, 2023 at 9:55 PM
What idiot called that little narc Elf on the Shelf and not Police Navidad?
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This is metal
ICE voodoo doll discovered in New Orleans as immigration crackdown continues
A handmade “voodoo doll” portraying an ICE agent was found in Uptown New Orleans as federal immigration enforcement continues across south Louisiana.
www.fox8live.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:52 AM
This is metal
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Nighthawks At The Planet Fitness
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Nighthawks At The Planet Fitness
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Fucking A++ trip there at the end by the server.
Cartoon-like fall by the woman.
Cartoon-like fall by the woman.
Hazie's, a San Francisco restaurant co-owned by celebrity chef Joey Altman in Hayes Valley, had quite an eventful Saturday night. A video showing a couple assaulting employees at the restaurant has gone viral on social media, racking up over 780,000 views.
December 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Fucking A++ trip there at the end by the server.
Cartoon-like fall by the woman.
Cartoon-like fall by the woman.
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Pour one out? In this economy?
December 17, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Pour one out? In this economy?