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Danger “DangerOwl” Owl
@dangerowl.bsky.social
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They/them. Fan of D&D, languages (including conlangs), disability justice, and cats, in no particular order.

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levostregc.bsky.social
These visits by ghostes koude have been three emayles.
December 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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frovo.bsky.social
ME: have you seen my camouflage pants

WIFE: no

ME: damn they’re good
December 23, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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roxiqt.com
SUPERVISOR: I need to speak with some of you in my office

ME: [filling the water cooler with spaghetti] whomst
December 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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sketchesbyboze.bsky.social
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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lauraehall.bsky.social
Stay safe out there y'all
An illustration showing cute fat rabbits piling into an underground burrow. There is text, part of which has been edited. The original text says "There are tunnels underground where bunnies are safe — safe" and the edited text adds "from emails"
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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alastoravasarala.bsky.social
This. All of this. Said perfectly.
morbi.bsky.social Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 7d
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
“i have to use AI because i’m bad at drawingggg 😭😭😭”
Three panel comic: 1st panel: Two crudely drawn stick men: Stick man 1: to make art that is popular you have to be really good at drawing 2nd panel: stick man 2: but if that’s true 3rd panel: both characters are looking at a spot beneath the comic (where the likes are) Stick man 2: why does this comic have thousands of likes?
August 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
dangerowl.bsky.social
Accidentally learned what vore is this evening.
December 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
dangerowl.bsky.social
Thread of excellent comedian recommendations.
baddestmamajama.bsky.social Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 6d
I love both of those comedians and think this is nonsense?

Josh Johnson turning out speed of light political comedy that’s thoughtful and wise

Mike Birbiglia’s specials are truly works of art

Every word John Mulaney says is funny?

Iliza Schlesinger is an incredible dissector of misogynist myths
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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leftistlawyer.com
You can't simultaneously tell me that it's too hard to use a trans person's pronouns and then turn around and call an AI chatbot "she."

If you're giving less consideration to a human being than a fucking computer program, you're just an asshole.
December 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
hey man you don't need to talk about my business this doesn't need to go in the paper
Rescued owl was 'too fat to fly', Suffolk sanctuary says Suffolk An owl rescued from a ditch and thought to be injured was in fact just too fat to fly, a bird rescue centre has said. And a picture of a rather offended looking owl
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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swilua.bsky.social
no idea what this is about but a RESOUNDING YES
ianboudreau.com Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 9d
Sorry if this is a bit personal but does this shit make anyone else feel completely fucking insane
December 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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jediofgallifrey.bsky.social
fascism is winning because liberals don't defend hills.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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jesthehuman.itch.io
D&D 5e: Dungeons and Dragons (and) 5 e-boys
December 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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thryse.com
Then why are you making it illegal? Are you going to next pass a law saying that humans can’t fly?
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10d
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 19, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Fix your hearts or die
mikexnichols.bsky.social Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · Jan 17
imagine if everyone had this level of acceptance
A scene from Twin Peaks. Denise walks in and says, “Coop.” Coop looks at her and says, “Dennis?” Denise replies, “It’s a long story, but actually I prefer Denise if you don’t mind.” Coop looks at Denise and says, “Ok.”
December 18, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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razorgirl.diy
If you're the parent of a trans kid, it is now your responsibility to find out how to obtain HRT for your child. You didn't sign up to be a criminal, but when the state criminalizes your child, it's your job to stand up and put yourself on the line for them

Tor, grey market, whatever: figure it out
December 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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smolrobots.bsky.social
The irony is that the word intifada (lit. "resistance" or "uprising") was specifically chosen by Palestinian activists as an alternative to anything that would imply violence, so it's already a euphemism. But now of course, it's being construed as a call for violence by those who oppose the cause.
pickwick.bsky.social pickwick @pickwick.bsky.social · 11d
Something wildly colonialist about the way we mistranslate words like "intifada" and "jihad", ignore anyone telling us we're wrong, and then arrest people based on our wilfully wrong understanding
theguardian.com The Guardian @theguardian.com · 11d
Met police and GMP pledge crackdown on ‘intifada’ chants at Gaza war protests
December 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
A comic called Animals with Misleading Names. There's an electric eel labeled "not an eel". There's a mountain goat labeled "not a goat." There's a maned wolf labeled "not a wolf." There's a king cobra labeled "not a cobra. Also, snakes are typically self-governing." There's a peacock mantis shrimp labeled "Not a peacock. Not a mantis. Also, not a shrimp." There's a horny toad labeled "Not a toad. Only thinks of you as a friend." There's a mayfly labeled "active through the spring and summer." There's an eastern kingbird labeled "found in the west. Many birds do not recognize its authority."
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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cait.bsky.social
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 28, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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themckenziest.gay
Elon’s citizenship is completely fraudulent.

Have you seen this one thread? It breaks it down so clearly, with an intense amount of evidence showing that Phony Stark never got his degree

(but it still got community noted lol)
First of four screenshots from the capitol hunters account. It’s text followed by 3 court documents/diploma info Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 1/ Again second post capitolhunters @capitolhun...• 11/17/22 S Elon's key influences are the "PayPal Mafia" capos, Peter Thiel & David Sacks. They urged him to buy Twitter, advise him on running it. Both with childhoods in apartheid S. Africa, angry culture wars at Stanford, now working on Thiel's 'political project' to upend democracy. 5/ Screenshots photo of notables including Thiel and Sacks - Andrew Granato, "How Peter Thiel and the Stanford Review Built a Silicon Valley Empire", Stanford Politics, Nov. 27, 2017 Of the 58 people who have served as Review editor-in-chief, at least 25 have worked or interned for at least one company founded or cofounded by Peter Thiel or Joe Lonsdale; most of those 25 have actually worked for several. This pattern is, if anything, stronger in recent years: of the last eight editors-in-chief, six have worked or interned for a company founded by Thiel or Lonsdale. Third and the text reads Elon mentions the H1-B "specialty occupations" visa many times. Those were easier to get in the 1990s than now, but still had a hard criterion: you need an undergrad degree. And Elon didn't have one. He couldn't even apply til he somehow managed to get a diploma. 15/ capitolhunters @capitolhun... 11/17/22 So let's walk through the evidence on his degrees carefully: 1) evidence from lawsuits (subpoenas and depositions), 2) Elon's coursework, 3) statements from Penn, 4) false statements to his biographer. 19/ Summary of contradictions Besides the fact that we have Elon's blank diploma, Elon says - that he had degree/s from Penn in 1994 (false), 1995 (false), or 1997 (true) - that he had to stay in school to get a degree to get an H1-B visa (but he didn't) -that one Penn degree was in Physics (false) or Computational Physics (doesn't exist) - that he moved to CA for a PhD program at Stanford, but also that he moved to find investors - that he started a PhD at Stanford (false), then that he deferred (also false), 2 days into the program (impossible) but before paying tuition (he wouldn't have paid -that the department was Materials Science and Engineering, or Applied Physics, or Physics (all different) or "Applied Physics and Materials Science" (doesn't exist) - that he was going to work with Bill Nix, also that he would work in Physics on "capacitors and batteries". Those are different fields; Nix worked on neither in 1995; Nix is in MSE - that Stanford's Dean of Graduate Studies wrote him she had reviewed his records and that he'd been admitted (but she filed a legal statement that no records were found) -that Stanford would let him finish his undergrad after the PhD, or during it (both unheard
December 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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itsabbyyep.bsky.social
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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themckenziest.gay
One of the wildest parts of the Luigi story is that he didn’t actually do it lol

We’ve been saying that since day one
@LuigiCaseFiles X.com BREAKING: During Karen Friedman's cross-examination, Officer Wasser testified that she and Officer Fox pulled over on the way to the precinct so he could transfer the McDonald's bag containing evidence into her car while both of their body-worn cameras were off. She also testified she didn't turn her camera on until she arrived at the precinct, where she opened the backpack and found the firearm.
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM