Jeff
@dcsuyd.bsky.social
@DCSUYD: Do Cool *Stuff* (with cool people) Until You Die; Principal at VSR; CTO at SSL. Wolverine 🏈🏀🏒⛵️〽️. LLAP 🖖🏻. Zoom zoom 🏎️. RP/♥️≠endorsement. Live in a mitten on Planet 🌎.
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Constantly boggled by the sheer universality of both trust and law-breaking on America’s highways.
September 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Constantly boggled by the sheer universality of both trust and law-breaking on America’s highways.
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” - Voltaire
October 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
“Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.” - Voltaire
@revjaydub.bsky.social Jeff, if this isn’t you, I could totally see you doing this - what a riot! www.instagram.com/reel/DJb2f_C...
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October 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
@revjaydub.bsky.social Jeff, if this isn’t you, I could totally see you doing this - what a riot! www.instagram.com/reel/DJb2f_C...
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I have photographic memory, but I usually forget to take off the lens cap.
October 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I have photographic memory, but I usually forget to take off the lens cap.
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Everybody cares but has an odd idea of showing it
October 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Everybody cares but has an odd idea of showing it
The grief of a fandom: on Starship, Musk and losing the spark
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September 10, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The grief of a fandom: on Starship, Musk and losing the spark
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i love tap water except it's so hard to get the water to wear the little shoes
September 7, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i love tap water except it's so hard to get the water to wear the little shoes
I struggle with this every day.
Remaining an enigma is actually a lot of work. Appearing and disappearing without warning, keeping your true nature hidden to the world, not to mention the effort in maintaining the shroud of darkness that surrounds you 😓
September 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I struggle with this every day.
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i invented powdered water. it’s not good
September 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
i invented powdered water. it’s not good
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Be careful about what you convince yourself to believe.
August 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Be careful about what you convince yourself to believe.
“There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.” - E. Hemingway
September 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.” - E. Hemingway
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Ship 37 Flip & Burn and SPLASHDOWN
August 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ship 37 Flip & Burn and SPLASHDOWN
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Cute but for anyone who knows anything about dog training... teaching your dog that clothing is a toy is a big mistake.
August 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Cute but for anyone who knows anything about dog training... teaching your dog that clothing is a toy is a big mistake.
Depends: can I consult Google Earth first?
August 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Depends: can I consult Google Earth first?
“It has never been clearer to me that what we are experiencing are the effects of a post-literate society, one ruled by those who do not read.” — Dylan O’Sullivan
August 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
“It has never been clearer to me that what we are experiencing are the effects of a post-literate society, one ruled by those who do not read.” — Dylan O’Sullivan
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Me: I don’t feel well.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
July 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Me: I don’t feel well.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
Doctor: That’s because you’re alive.
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*quietly beatboxing as the cop reads me my rights
July 18, 2025 at 6:15 PM
*quietly beatboxing as the cop reads me my rights
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I am not saying it's a long trip, but I am at my wits end.
August 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I am not saying it's a long trip, but I am at my wits end.
I went through that transition. I do still have a small secret collection that I wear when no one is watching to closely though. 🥷🏻
Sadly I think I’ve finally outgrown my silly sock phase. It’s time to get serious re socks
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I went through that transition. I do still have a small secret collection that I wear when no one is watching to closely though. 🥷🏻
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[interviewer] and what about this space on your resume?
[me] oh thats when i gave up for a bit
[me] oh thats when i gave up for a bit
February 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
[interviewer] and what about this space on your resume?
[me] oh thats when i gave up for a bit
[me] oh thats when i gave up for a bit
“I build engines and attach wheels to them” - Enzo Ferrari
August 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“I build engines and attach wheels to them” - Enzo Ferrari
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The music of the seventies was crap? Styx and Stones my friend.
July 29, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The music of the seventies was crap? Styx and Stones my friend.
New business idea: Amazon vans double as ice cream peddlers. Since they’re electric they have to play that addictive come-hither music. Free delivery pays for my Chaco Taco.
Thinking about buying an Amazon van so I can park anywhere.
July 28, 2025 at 6:34 AM
New business idea: Amazon vans double as ice cream peddlers. Since they’re electric they have to play that addictive come-hither music. Free delivery pays for my Chaco Taco.
I miss those days; you have no idea why but it is oddly satisfying
July 28, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I miss those days; you have no idea why but it is oddly satisfying