diefenbackerj.bsky.social
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tomorrow: leaflets air-dropped over the Twin Cities inform residents that unless they evacuate to certain designated zones they and their families will be treated as enemy combatants by the most moral ICE in the world
Or ... or you'll ... shoot the babies?

DHS I don't know if you were all absent on training day but you can't shoot babies even if you don't like their parents. There is nothing that can be happening with a baby that makes it ok to shoot babies.
January 12, 2026 at 11:37 AM
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Reminder that almost a quarter century ago, Schumer voted for the Hague Invasion Act, declaring that the US would militarily invade the Hague were it ever to be prosecuted by ICC for war crimes.

Biden did too, it was an overwhelmingly bipartisan agreement to be unaccountable to international law.
Look at how many names on this list are *still in power*, still kicking around. They weren't exactly young then, but now a lot of them are much much richer.
January 3, 2026 at 10:11 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 12:50 PM
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <[email protected]> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .
November 13, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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just learning about the united states democratic party
November 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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It’s time for him to step aside.
November 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.
July 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Disney should make officially branded Simpsons quote tombstones for population of rapidly aging gen x and Millennials
July 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James
November 18, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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this is you btw
March 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction
March 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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they simultaneously dream of powerful men telling them what to do and of being hailed as brave by others for occasionally - but only occasionally - defying it
August 30, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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In american politics you are Unserious if you say things like "Health care should be free" and then this is what comes out of the mouths of Serious people
July 12, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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NYPD: we found a book called Moby Dick at the encampment, which is proof that the protesters are planning to ram the university with a whale.
May 4, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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I think I straight up fucking broke it lol RIP Grumbo
March 30, 2024 at 1:21 AM