Chichen Pizza
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Chichen Pizza
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he/him
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.

Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Q: Stefanik has called Mamdani a 'jihadist.' Do you think you're standing next to a jihadist right now?

TRUMP: No, I don't. I met with a man who's a very rational person
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months
Trump on Mamdani: "I think he's gonna surprise some conservative people, actually. And some very liberal people he won't surprise because they already like him."
November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends
November 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game
October 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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completely agreed, donkey kong 64 strategy guide
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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>Get Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025
>The world's gone mad
>All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst
>Everyone talks like a crazy person
>Everything's too expensive
>Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator
>Get home and start playing Earthbound
Playing Earthbound for the first time ever in 2025 is fascinating, actually. You're just a kid and the world's gone mad. All the adults are useless at best or trying to kill you at worst. Everyone talks like a crazy person. Everything's too expensive. Your next door neighbor wants to be a dictator.
October 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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"do you know how many mass shooters there have been in America in the last 10 years?"
"<nonanswer about gang violence>"
[EXTREMELY loud incorrect buzzer noise]
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I'm going to put aside the weird feeling of seeing a saint born after I was, but since we know the guy was big on halo 2 there are now people who in 2004-2005 got fragged by a saint on xbox live
Pope Leo XIV canonized Carlo Acutis, a 15-year-old who died in 2006, as the Catholic Church’s first millennial saint on Sunday.
September 8, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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To be fair, ever since he randomly wandered up onto the roof this has been a possibility.
i don’t like the idea of the president missing. he could be anywhere. i am suddenly aware how little i appreciated opening my shower curtain knowing the president would not be standing there
August 30, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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PRAY
FOR
STOKE

#AEWDynamite
August 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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what if navi could interrupt you more: twitch chat messages via forced navi conversations
August 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM