eg kohler
@egkohler.bsky.social
25 | writer, reader, shit-coffee enthusiast.
You can call me Egg, it’s cool.
You can call me Egg, it’s cool.
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'tis (almost) the season 🎄
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
'tis (almost) the season 🎄
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sorry i can’t go out tonight i’ll be busy freaking out online
June 15, 2025 at 10:18 PM
sorry i can’t go out tonight i’ll be busy freaking out online
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bro can I call you back I’m having tummy time rn
May 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
bro can I call you back I’m having tummy time rn
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feeling like a dog trying to drink from a lawn sprinkler
May 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
feeling like a dog trying to drink from a lawn sprinkler
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I just got told ‘so you actively enjoy making your life harder’ for saying I don’t use ChatGPT.
I’m sorry you think that using your brain is hard, my dude, but I like using mine 😭
I’m sorry you think that using your brain is hard, my dude, but I like using mine 😭
May 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I just got told ‘so you actively enjoy making your life harder’ for saying I don’t use ChatGPT.
I’m sorry you think that using your brain is hard, my dude, but I like using mine 😭
I’m sorry you think that using your brain is hard, my dude, but I like using mine 😭
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The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity
April 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The idea of "living up to one's potential" has done more psychic damage to me than any other abstract concept except masculinity
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Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Me waking up with some random song that I’ve not listened to in years stuck in my head.
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ONLY COMPUTER'S SHOULD BE COMPUTER'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
October 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
ONLY COMPUTER'S SHOULD BE COMPUTER'S - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Im not shy, I’m just unfriendly
April 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Im not shy, I’m just unfriendly
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we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
April 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
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"Slut era" I whisper, looking up meatloaf recipes online
December 20, 2024 at 2:33 PM
"Slut era" I whisper, looking up meatloaf recipes online
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“You seem anxious” thanks it’s the anxiety
April 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
“You seem anxious” thanks it’s the anxiety
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microdosing hell by living in america
April 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
microdosing hell by living in america
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please don’t verify me. i wish not to be real
April 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
please don’t verify me. i wish not to be real
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I hate it when I follow a pale floating orb deep into the woods and end up drowning in a bog
April 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I hate it when I follow a pale floating orb deep into the woods and end up drowning in a bog
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i love you :)*
*terms and conditions apply
*terms and conditions apply
April 19, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i love you :)*
*terms and conditions apply
*terms and conditions apply
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my new hobby is saying "sorry i’ve been in a weird place recently" like i’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with
April 9, 2025 at 8:17 PM
my new hobby is saying "sorry i’ve been in a weird place recently" like i’ve ever been in a normal place to begin with
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wine aunt: and you know? fuck those people. live your- live your life and you do whatever you need to do. and fuck everybody who gets in your way
me compulsively scratching the paint off of the table: im scared to fuck everybody
me compulsively scratching the paint off of the table: im scared to fuck everybody
April 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
wine aunt: and you know? fuck those people. live your- live your life and you do whatever you need to do. and fuck everybody who gets in your way
me compulsively scratching the paint off of the table: im scared to fuck everybody
me compulsively scratching the paint off of the table: im scared to fuck everybody
Just now coming out of an reading binge, can’t believe it
April 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just now coming out of an reading binge, can’t believe it
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Taurus: You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference.
April 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Taurus: You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference.
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