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Huh? What? Say that again?
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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
March 3, 2025 at 9:09 PM
can't believe it's 2025 and i'm stressed about tariffs and measles, like am i a character in an american girl book
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spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live
February 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live
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Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
February 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bro are you ok? Your wizened visage appears forlorn
rotating my body in a hot shower, akin to a gas station hot dog on a roller, just to feel something
February 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
rotating my body in a hot shower, akin to a gas station hot dog on a roller, just to feel something
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If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.
February 13, 2025 at 11:27 AM
If you’ve already started calling it the Gulf of America instead of the Gulf of Mexico, you should have no trouble with someone’s preferred name and pronouns.
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Superbowl Sunday is just a ploy by Big Bowl to sell more bowls
February 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Superbowl Sunday is just a ploy by Big Bowl to sell more bowls
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extremely distressing time to have a functioning brain
February 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
extremely distressing time to have a functioning brain
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My #CitizenSleeperArt entry is Arc, an extractor sleeper who I imagine escaped to an ocean planet and found their place among the deep-sea biosphere community. So excited for CS2! (Sorry for the repost, I messed up the hashtag)
January 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
My #CitizenSleeperArt entry is Arc, an extractor sleeper who I imagine escaped to an ocean planet and found their place among the deep-sea biosphere community. So excited for CS2! (Sorry for the repost, I messed up the hashtag)
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remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
robert f. kennedy jr. submits his application to harvard university. his application is, in its entirety, a single page with his name "Robert F. Kennedy Jr."
he is accepted immediately.
he is accepted immediately.
January 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards
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How you know it’s a Chicago hospital cafeteria
January 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
How you know it’s a Chicago hospital cafeteria
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if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
January 24, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if they want to go back to the 1950s, we’re bringing the cuisine back to the 1950s too. you put me in the kitchen, I will spend 100% of my time in there finding how much horseradish and shrimp I can put in Jello before God personally comes down here to stop me.
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sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
January 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch
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Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.
January 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Anyone looking to ban a book from a school should have to prove they read it by presenting a book report to the school committee.
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child custody rap battle
January 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
child custody rap battle
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I can’t wait 😈
If these white folks can’t handle Beyoncé they’re gonna fucking hate whatever Kendrick dreams up for the Super Bowl.
December 26, 2024 at 12:01 AM
I can’t wait 😈
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I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child
December 24, 2024 at 8:38 PM
I've eaten enough cookies to kill a Victorian child
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December 25, 2024 at 1:51 AM
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them: why did you pick the lock
italians: gnocchi
italians: gnocchi
December 17, 2024 at 2:59 AM
them: why did you pick the lock
italians: gnocchi
italians: gnocchi
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V for vendetta is such a good movie and I’m not bringing this up for any particular reason at this moment at all
December 10, 2024 at 10:19 PM
V for vendetta is such a good movie and I’m not bringing this up for any particular reason at this moment at all
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my family crest is a mackerel shoved in a landlords mailbox
December 10, 2024 at 3:35 AM
my family crest is a mackerel shoved in a landlords mailbox
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my sex tape is just me saying “fuck that’s good” as i sip my coffee.
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 PM
my sex tape is just me saying “fuck that’s good” as i sip my coffee.
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"I simply must focus today" she mumbled as she watched cat videos and ate Cheetos for 2 hours.
December 9, 2024 at 3:14 PM
"I simply must focus today" she mumbled as she watched cat videos and ate Cheetos for 2 hours.
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woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this
December 8, 2024 at 5:29 PM
woodchuck: (seeing some unchucked wood) what the fuck is this