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Jesus would have been disgusted by this.
I mean, they've obviously made the crossbar far too short. If you crucified a professional carpenter with that he'd die of shame.
I mean, they've obviously made the crossbar far too short. If you crucified a professional carpenter with that he'd die of shame.
Cyrene Wheels, only $148.99, for when you or your friend feel shot
September 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Jesus would have been disgusted by this.
I mean, they've obviously made the crossbar far too short. If you crucified a professional carpenter with that he'd die of shame.
I mean, they've obviously made the crossbar far too short. If you crucified a professional carpenter with that he'd die of shame.
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there's a particular type of voter - a minority of voters, cutting across class - and its name is the Great British Cunt, and political "strategists" are absolutely obsessed with it
(imo a lot of political distaste for this spending comes from people in the UK simply not liking children or parents very much, and I’m not sure the economic argument will ever cut through in that context. how to explain you should want to help and protect *even other people’s* children????)
April 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
there's a particular type of voter - a minority of voters, cutting across class - and its name is the Great British Cunt, and political "strategists" are absolutely obsessed with it
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Could JD Vance please also pray for the good health of Vladimir Putin?
April 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Could JD Vance please also pray for the good health of Vladimir Putin?
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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Just once, it would be nice if a footballer pointed down after scoring a goal, to dedicate it to a departed loved one they know is in hell.
April 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Just once, it would be nice if a footballer pointed down after scoring a goal, to dedicate it to a departed loved one they know is in hell.
Wtf is a growler of beer? #connections
April 17, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Wtf is a growler of beer? #connections
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Think this is the closest to how I thought about this yesterday. There's a hefty side of misogyny in the chatter too, because the women are such unrelateable, unsympathetic characters, not least in the way they were presented in their tight suits and perfect hair and makeup.
Aside from the dreadful, wasteful act of just popping into space for 11 minutes, the framing of this is driving me insane. If it was men it would be a big scientific breakthrough or something but because it’s women it has to be soft and fluffy and about “hope”. Honestly fuck off with it all.
April 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Think this is the closest to how I thought about this yesterday. There's a hefty side of misogyny in the chatter too, because the women are such unrelateable, unsympathetic characters, not least in the way they were presented in their tight suits and perfect hair and makeup.
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The trouble with the focus on the mega wealthy is that those in the middle don't realise they are rich anymore, and have no comprehension of what it's actually like to be *poor*.
April 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
The trouble with the focus on the mega wealthy is that those in the middle don't realise they are rich anymore, and have no comprehension of what it's actually like to be *poor*.
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In a rare bit of good news for everyone, the number of new podcasts being created is going down. on.ft.com/4ihZp86 Presumably because everyone already has one
April 12, 2025 at 7:26 AM
In a rare bit of good news for everyone, the number of new podcasts being created is going down. on.ft.com/4ihZp86 Presumably because everyone already has one
Second worst housemate: came out of my room to find her naked and bent over in front of the full length mirror in the hall. She then held up a cotton bud and said 'look! I told you I had worms'.
My worst housemate shagged her boyfriend in my bed (I paid more rent so had a better room) and left a perfect Turin Shroud impression of fake tan on the sheets (along with, ahem, other things). She also wore my clothes, took them to dry cleaners and didn't collect them.
keep finding perfect articles for @papercutsshow.bsky.social (snif) eg www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
April 9, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Second worst housemate: came out of my room to find her naked and bent over in front of the full length mirror in the hall. She then held up a cotton bud and said 'look! I told you I had worms'.
My worst housemate shagged her boyfriend in my bed (I paid more rent so had a better room) and left a perfect Turin Shroud impression of fake tan on the sheets (along with, ahem, other things). She also wore my clothes, took them to dry cleaners and didn't collect them.
keep finding perfect articles for @papercutsshow.bsky.social (snif) eg www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The squabbling, the vomiting, the freeloading and the noisy sex: my 10 worst house-share moments
Across eight homes and 18 housemates, I have endured it all – from the guy who washed his clothes without detergent to the boyfriend who moved in by stealth
www.theguardian.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
My worst housemate shagged her boyfriend in my bed (I paid more rent so had a better room) and left a perfect Turin Shroud impression of fake tan on the sheets (along with, ahem, other things). She also wore my clothes, took them to dry cleaners and didn't collect them.
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every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
April 7, 2025 at 10:30 PM
every day. women post their achievements online and get their hearts broken 😔
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Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again
April 5, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Put up by Katy Brand today - this is the story over and over again
For the love of God, please stop trying to analyse this as a rational economic policy and not some deranged Colonel Kurtz/Charles the Mad insanity #trumptariffs
April 3, 2025 at 8:13 AM
For the love of God, please stop trying to analyse this as a rational economic policy and not some deranged Colonel Kurtz/Charles the Mad insanity #trumptariffs
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The original Father Ted, played by co-creator Arthur Mathews, interviewed in In Dublin in 1991, four years before Dermot Morgan took on the role for the hit Channel 4 sitcom. I’m prepping a 30th anniversary feature for The Irish Times. Expect more trivia.
April 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The original Father Ted, played by co-creator Arthur Mathews, interviewed in In Dublin in 1991, four years before Dermot Morgan took on the role for the hit Channel 4 sitcom. I’m prepping a 30th anniversary feature for The Irish Times. Expect more trivia.
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I don't want to hear about your mother!
March 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I don't want to hear about your mother!
‘Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)’ by Peter Sarstedt. A bitter, whinging prick with an accordion. Even the brackets in the title give me the ick.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
‘Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)’ by Peter Sarstedt. A bitter, whinging prick with an accordion. Even the brackets in the title give me the ick.
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Just seen someone describe Dubai as “Sweaty Canary Wharf” and that’s an absolute murder of the place right there
March 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Just seen someone describe Dubai as “Sweaty Canary Wharf” and that’s an absolute murder of the place right there
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A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
March 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
A reminder to please always add alt text to images as a service to users like me who can’t recognise any celebrity who became famous in the last ten years
It’s outer-wear equinox day today, apparently. Half of commuters still in scarves and puffer coats, the other half in shirt sleeves and summer dresses. Who is going to regret their choice?
March 20, 2025 at 8:43 AM
It’s outer-wear equinox day today, apparently. Half of commuters still in scarves and puffer coats, the other half in shirt sleeves and summer dresses. Who is going to regret their choice?
Somebody asked me what a fax is today.
an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` im an old woman now '' .
ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with the words `` im an old woman now '' .
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Somebody asked me what a fax is today.
We had it so good.
March 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We had it so good.