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then:
"I like pancakes"
"so you HATE WAFFLES?"
now:
"I like pancakes"
"why are you talking about waffles and not the RUSSIAN CRIMINAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE"
"I like pancakes"
"so you HATE WAFFLES?"
now:
"I like pancakes"
"why are you talking about waffles and not the RUSSIAN CRIMINAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE"
August 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
then:
"I like pancakes"
"so you HATE WAFFLES?"
now:
"I like pancakes"
"why are you talking about waffles and not the RUSSIAN CRIMINAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE"
"I like pancakes"
"so you HATE WAFFLES?"
now:
"I like pancakes"
"why are you talking about waffles and not the RUSSIAN CRIMINAL IN THE WHITE HOUSE"
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Aggressive inline skaters perform choreography to “Dragula [Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnare Mix]” by Rob Zombie at Sega’s E3 2000 presentation (2000)
August 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Aggressive inline skaters perform choreography to “Dragula [Si Non Oscillas, Noli Tintinnare Mix]” by Rob Zombie at Sega’s E3 2000 presentation (2000)
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You can have story. Or you can have data.
Story is choices. Data is no choices, just more stuff, but presented with no weight, value or sense. Just more.
We are watching the tyranny of the takeover of story - of choice, of taste, of craft, of meaning - by the data people.
Horrible.
Story is choices. Data is no choices, just more stuff, but presented with no weight, value or sense. Just more.
We are watching the tyranny of the takeover of story - of choice, of taste, of craft, of meaning - by the data people.
Horrible.
You know that classic Edward Hopper painting evoking isolation and despair? We used AI to make it look terrible for no reason
August 8, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You can have story. Or you can have data.
Story is choices. Data is no choices, just more stuff, but presented with no weight, value or sense. Just more.
We are watching the tyranny of the takeover of story - of choice, of taste, of craft, of meaning - by the data people.
Horrible.
Story is choices. Data is no choices, just more stuff, but presented with no weight, value or sense. Just more.
We are watching the tyranny of the takeover of story - of choice, of taste, of craft, of meaning - by the data people.
Horrible.
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Giving up on the job search, will instead be scouring the zone for artifacts
July 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Giving up on the job search, will instead be scouring the zone for artifacts
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Sojourn
Inspired by Picnic at Hanging Rock
Inspired by Picnic at Hanging Rock
May 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Sojourn
Inspired by Picnic at Hanging Rock
Inspired by Picnic at Hanging Rock
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It’s gone. Three years of work by a talented, delightful team. Fittingly, Wheels of Aurelia was also a story about fighting for the very rights that are now being eroded.
July 25, 2025 at 7:54 AM
It’s gone. Three years of work by a talented, delightful team. Fittingly, Wheels of Aurelia was also a story about fighting for the very rights that are now being eroded.
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Apple is delisting Wheels of Aurelia from the App Store, because it's... "obsolete". Our statement:
July 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Apple is delisting Wheels of Aurelia from the App Store, because it's... "obsolete". Our statement:
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me walking down the JRPG hallway I thought would have a chest at the end but a cutscene started
crap i met my destiny on the road i took to avoid it
June 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
me walking down the JRPG hallway I thought would have a chest at the end but a cutscene started
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Every summer is Hot Commie Summer tbh
June 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Every summer is Hot Commie Summer tbh
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this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment
"Do you want America to be at war with Iran?"
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
No: 85%
Yes: 5%
YouGov / June 22, 2025
June 23, 2025 at 2:08 PM
this is the most one-sided two-option poll i can remember seeing. you could probably get 10 percent of americans to respond that installing your air conditioner backwards so that cold air blows outside will fix the environment
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Starfield reminded me when I used to go onto the NASA archives and find all the photos that were never published on the main site because they weren't topical, just hardware bathed in stark orbital light
October 18, 2023 at 7:20 AM
Starfield reminded me when I used to go onto the NASA archives and find all the photos that were never published on the main site because they weren't topical, just hardware bathed in stark orbital light
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Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
June 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Republicans: WE NOMINATE SKELETOR
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
Democrats: We dislike Skeletor but we will vote to confirm him. Please give us between 5 and 50 dollars.
<Later>
Democrats: I stand before you to condemn the actions of Skeletor. He should have never been given this power. Please give me between 5 and 50 dollars.
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from the NYT in honor of Pride month: an investigation into Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This
June 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
from the NYT in honor of Pride month: an investigation into Trying To Find The Guy Who Did This
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
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If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
May 24, 2025 at 10:37 AM
If you load this page it contacts 82 IP addresses executing 256 separate HTTP transactions to download 18MB of data writing 64 cookies to your device to tell you “no”
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the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity
May 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
the original tweet this video is from was deleted so I'm posting it here for posterity
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What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
May 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
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reuploading old edits I posted on twitter before
March 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
reuploading old edits I posted on twitter before
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I wrote this on eternal life and ceaseless cringe. And how I've no interest in living forever if it's in a world ruled by the weird, brittle freaks we call tech CEOs.
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
Séamas O'Reilly: The world is an objectively worse place because of tech-bro oligarchs
As Zuckerberg pontificates about masculinity and traditional values, he does so in soundbites as lifeless as his former paeans to gender and racial equality
www.irishexaminer.com
January 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
I wrote this on eternal life and ceaseless cringe. And how I've no interest in living forever if it's in a world ruled by the weird, brittle freaks we call tech CEOs.
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...
www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle-co...