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Talking Teeth
(a Marathon Man-themed Talking Heads tribute act)
(a Marathon Man-themed Talking Heads tribute act)
beavers always tell you they "need to" bite trees cause it keeps their teeth "under control" and it's like, bro listen to yourself. that's the teeth talking
December 25, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Talking Teeth
(a Marathon Man-themed Talking Heads tribute act)
(a Marathon Man-themed Talking Heads tribute act)
Sufficiently Accurate for Poetry
(a Charles Babbage tribute act)
(a Charles Babbage tribute act)
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Sufficiently Accurate for Poetry
(a Charles Babbage tribute act)
(a Charles Babbage tribute act)
Kinky Slinky
great, now I'm thinking about a kinky slinky
December 24, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Kinky Slinky
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Fat bottomed squirrels, you make the rocking world go round 🎶🎵
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Fat bottomed squirrels, you make the rocking world go round 🎶🎵
“Life During the Devonian Period” is an under-appreciated track from the band Evolving Heads.
The Devonian Period: The Age of Armored Fish and Seven-Toed Tetrapods
The Devonian period is when the first tetrapods climbed out of the sea and onto dry land, a key event in evolution. Learn more.
www.thoughtco.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Life During the Devonian Period” is an under-appreciated track from the band Evolving Heads.
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I remember when they opened for Emily Is Unresponsive in Cincinnati and blew them off the stage
Still kind of want to start a band called Emily is Unresponsive
March 30, 2024 at 11:04 AM
I remember when they opened for Emily Is Unresponsive in Cincinnati and blew them off the stage
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Weird Elongated Pentagon was the name of my black metal synth polka band in 1985
March 30, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Weird Elongated Pentagon was the name of my black metal synth polka band in 1985
Don’t Panic! at the Discontinuouity
"Anyone who wants a better future is going to have to build it themselves. Any place that wants a better future is going to have to fight for it. The nations that transform themselves fastest will fare best. Discontinuity is the job, now, folks."
This was, surprisingly. the most popular letter I wrote this year
"My firm belief was that sooner or later, whether folks were ready or not, actual reality would force them to see the crisis clearly, and embrace action. ... I was wrong."
alexsteffen.substack.com/p/after-eart...
"My firm belief was that sooner or later, whether folks were ready or not, actual reality would force them to see the crisis clearly, and embrace action. ... I was wrong."
alexsteffen.substack.com/p/after-eart...
December 24, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Don’t Panic! at the Discontinuouity
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Good evening. We are Soup Base Powder.
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Good evening. We are Soup Base Powder.
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Hello. We are Bus Lane Cameras.
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Hello. We are Bus Lane Cameras.
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December 22, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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Ethical Diarrhea was the name of a death metal band who formed in the bathroom stall of an Arby's in 1984 after lead singer Ralph "Meat Sweats" Fernholm was heard yelling out "MY ANUS IS STILL PURER THAN THE POCKETS OF ANY POLITICIAN"
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Ethical Diarrhea was the name of a death metal band who formed in the bathroom stall of an Arby's in 1984 after lead singer Ralph "Meat Sweats" Fernholm was heard yelling out "MY ANUS IS STILL PURER THAN THE POCKETS OF ANY POLITICIAN"
Climax Mystery Theater
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Climax Mystery Theater
Collywobbles and Dropsy
also a fine name for a popular music trio such as the youngsters listen to these days
also a fine name for a popular music trio such as the youngsters listen to these days
Collywobbles and Dropsy are wonderful names for a little boy and girl.
Seven names for ailments / illnesses in the Victorian era…
7. The collywobbles (upset tummy)
6. A queer cog (a rotten tooth)
5. The horrors (depression)
4. Dropsy (oedema)
3. Strangery (rupture)
2. Scrivener’s palsy (writer’s cramp)
1. The unpleasantness (nothing good)
7. The collywobbles (upset tummy)
6. A queer cog (a rotten tooth)
5. The horrors (depression)
4. Dropsy (oedema)
3. Strangery (rupture)
2. Scrivener’s palsy (writer’s cramp)
1. The unpleasantness (nothing good)
December 19, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Collywobbles and Dropsy
also a fine name for a popular music trio such as the youngsters listen to these days
also a fine name for a popular music trio such as the youngsters listen to these days
This ought to be turned into an album cover, but I can’t be bothered.
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 PM
This ought to be turned into an album cover, but I can’t be bothered.
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a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
December 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
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a lord of the rings cover band called elvanescence
a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
a lord of the rings cover band called elvanescence
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a lord of the rings cover band called Electric Light Orc-estra
a lord of the rings cover band called elvanescence
a lord of the rings cover band called imagine flagons
December 18, 2025 at 9:33 AM
a lord of the rings cover band called Electric Light Orc-estra
Embarrassing Bollards Fiasco
Someone post that John Peel photo cheers
'Embarrassing bollards fiasco' at Exeter train station
Delays dragged on for months
www.devonlive.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Embarrassing Bollards Fiasco
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December 13, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
The kind you find in the homeware store
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
🎶 It was a strawberry bidet
The kind you find in the homeware store
The kind you find in the homeware store
The Dracula Factory
December 13, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The Dracula Factory
Belly Button Warning Signs
For… reasons, I googled “Belly Button”.
The “people also ask” is fascinating and bewildering. Almost a story prompt.
The “people also ask” is fascinating and bewildering. Almost a story prompt.
December 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Belly Button Warning Signs
Leaf Blowers on the Moon
leaf blowers on the moon are pretty darn quiet
December 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Leaf Blowers on the Moon
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S-tier band name
December 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
S-tier band name