Funshyne
@funshynbear.bsky.social
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April 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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There's a spider (spider, spider...) He's deep in my soul (soul...) He's lived here for years (years...) He just won't let go
#itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia
#itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia
February 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
There's a spider (spider, spider...) He's deep in my soul (soul...) He's lived here for years (years...) He just won't let go
#itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia
#itsalwayssunnyinphiladelphia
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If I’ve learned one thing in the past 6 months, it’s that my family consumes far fewer eggs than most.
February 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If I’ve learned one thing in the past 6 months, it’s that my family consumes far fewer eggs than most.
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Actually, that is precisely what the legislative branch is supposed to do.
February 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Actually, that is precisely what the legislative branch is supposed to do.
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Democratic lawmakers need to understand something:
Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."
And just stand there.
This is how many of you are coming across.
Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."
And just stand there.
This is how many of you are coming across.
February 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Democratic lawmakers need to understand something:
Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."
And just stand there.
This is how many of you are coming across.
Imagine your house is on fire. Fire truck shows up. Firefighters get out. They look at the fire, then at you, and say: "Such a fire is a grave threat. This house will not sustain."
And just stand there.
This is how many of you are coming across.
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you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
February 1, 2025 at 2:09 PM
you shouldn’t care about it because they might be coming for you next, you should care that they’re coming for anyone at all
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@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
January 31, 2025 at 2:17 PM
@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point
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If judgment day includes a browsing history review, y’all are screwed.
January 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If judgment day includes a browsing history review, y’all are screwed.
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Can we get a recount?
Pick your battles
Can we object to electors under 14.3?
Pick your battles
Can we vote against Rubio for SoS?
Pick your battles
Demand volume II of the report?
Pick your battles
Call for SCOTUS expansion?
Pick your battles
Okay but could you pick like ONE battle? ANY battle?
Pick your battles
Can we object to electors under 14.3?
Pick your battles
Can we vote against Rubio for SoS?
Pick your battles
Demand volume II of the report?
Pick your battles
Call for SCOTUS expansion?
Pick your battles
Okay but could you pick like ONE battle? ANY battle?
January 26, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Can we get a recount?
Pick your battles
Can we object to electors under 14.3?
Pick your battles
Can we vote against Rubio for SoS?
Pick your battles
Demand volume II of the report?
Pick your battles
Call for SCOTUS expansion?
Pick your battles
Okay but could you pick like ONE battle? ANY battle?
Pick your battles
Can we object to electors under 14.3?
Pick your battles
Can we vote against Rubio for SoS?
Pick your battles
Demand volume II of the report?
Pick your battles
Call for SCOTUS expansion?
Pick your battles
Okay but could you pick like ONE battle? ANY battle?
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"Follow me into the current, And seeking the magic below."
Song Credit: Water Witch, The Secret Sisters
Song Credit: Water Witch, The Secret Sisters
January 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Follow me into the current, And seeking the magic below."
Song Credit: Water Witch, The Secret Sisters
Song Credit: Water Witch, The Secret Sisters
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every time i see that there’s a movie called Juror #2 i wonder if the juror in it is Rural
December 17, 2024 at 6:54 PM
every time i see that there’s a movie called Juror #2 i wonder if the juror in it is Rural
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Frank Reynolds once said, ‘When I die, just throw me in the trash,’ and honestly, that’s the kind of practicality I aspire to.
December 3, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Frank Reynolds once said, ‘When I die, just throw me in the trash,’ and honestly, that’s the kind of practicality I aspire to.
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How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
December 2, 2024 at 11:40 PM
How to cope with an increasingly turbulent world?
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
Currently, I'm cuddling with Mabel & avoiding reality entirely.
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This morning:
My missus: I can't believe it's December.
Me: It's astounding.
MM: Wasn't it just September?
Me: Time is fleeting.
MM:...
Me: Madness, takes its toll...
MM: *hits me with a pillow*
My missus: I can't believe it's December.
Me: It's astounding.
MM: Wasn't it just September?
Me: Time is fleeting.
MM:...
Me: Madness, takes its toll...
MM: *hits me with a pillow*
Rocky Horror GIF
Alt: Riff Raff looks through a coffin door while singing the opening part to The Time Warp in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
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December 2, 2024 at 3:53 PM
This morning:
My missus: I can't believe it's December.
Me: It's astounding.
MM: Wasn't it just September?
Me: Time is fleeting.
MM:...
Me: Madness, takes its toll...
MM: *hits me with a pillow*
My missus: I can't believe it's December.
Me: It's astounding.
MM: Wasn't it just September?
Me: Time is fleeting.
MM:...
Me: Madness, takes its toll...
MM: *hits me with a pillow*
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Spoiler alert:
I did not get the part.
I did not get the part.
A different time-travelling teen. Jon Cryer auditioning for Marty McFly in 1985's 'Back to the Future'.
December 1, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Spoiler alert:
I did not get the part.
I did not get the part.
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Streaming services are supposed to make TV simpler, but now I spend more time deciding what to watch than actually watching anything. Bring back Blockbuster; at least the indecision smelled like popcorn.
#blockbuster #goodtimes
#blockbuster #goodtimes
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ALT: a blockbuster video logo is displayed on a black background
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November 30, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Streaming services are supposed to make TV simpler, but now I spend more time deciding what to watch than actually watching anything. Bring back Blockbuster; at least the indecision smelled like popcorn.
#blockbuster #goodtimes
#blockbuster #goodtimes
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
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Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
November 24, 2024 at 11:29 PM
Been thinking a lot lately about that episode of Parks and Rec where Leslie and Tom have to rebrand fluoride in the water as TDazzle in order to get the public to support it.
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 but it’s us watching the fall of America.
November 24, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Mystery Science Theater 3000 but it’s us watching the fall of America.
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But do you listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving or are you a monster
November 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
But do you listen to Alice's Restaurant on Thanksgiving or are you a monster
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What gets me about the Rudolph song is that, he was mocked for his genetic difference until he was proven useful to save the other reindeer’s jobs. And Santa didnt care till his reputation was on the line.
I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao
I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao
November 24, 2024 at 1:04 AM
What gets me about the Rudolph song is that, he was mocked for his genetic difference until he was proven useful to save the other reindeer’s jobs. And Santa didnt care till his reputation was on the line.
I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao
I know it’s not that deep but that’s messed up lmao