Hermit Toad
@glimpseofcoffee.bsky.social
He/him/them
Trying to figure out who/what/where I am.
Invented the computer.
PFP by @invisichad
Trying to figure out who/what/where I am.
Invented the computer.
PFP by @invisichad
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A brief history of combat
December 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A brief history of combat
I hear talk of a new Year being made, but I think we’ve had enough of them. Make something fresh for once.
December 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I hear talk of a new Year being made, but I think we’ve had enough of them. Make something fresh for once.
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Any cartoon character entering the public domain is handed a sharp weapon under the moonlight. I don't make the rules.
December 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Any cartoon character entering the public domain is handed a sharp weapon under the moonlight. I don't make the rules.
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reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars
November 21, 2024 at 4:17 AM
reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars
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'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
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Gf keeps telling people I’m obsessed with elves which is rude to share and also reductive
December 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Gf keeps telling people I’m obsessed with elves which is rude to share and also reductive
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The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The FBI has a file on me because of the time I drank three “Old Timey BJs” (a 40oz bottle of Olde English 800 drank down to the label and refilled with Bartles & Jaymes) and briefly started speaking fluent Russian. They put me in the X Files under “Ballers With National Security Implications”
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stumbled across a steam group that rates games' wokeness, and the first game on their "NOT RECOMMENDED / TOO WOKE" list is Bloons
December 14, 2025 at 8:06 AM
stumbled across a steam group that rates games' wokeness, and the first game on their "NOT RECOMMENDED / TOO WOKE" list is Bloons
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BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet
December 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
BREAKING: the data centers are no longer satisfied with our water and energy and have now started getting into the snack cabinet
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You are….. the Sponchbob….. to my…. Gary….
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You are….. the Sponchbob….. to my…. Gary….
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fyi, best time to do crime is now since the next 5 days technically don't count
December 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
fyi, best time to do crime is now since the next 5 days technically don't count
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Hey all!
I want to wish you all a Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
Here's a couple of baby Seikrets being cute, because let's be honest, they are freaking adorable.
Thank you all for the inspiration through your words and actions. Here's to 2026 being a better year!
I want to wish you all a Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
Here's a couple of baby Seikrets being cute, because let's be honest, they are freaking adorable.
Thank you all for the inspiration through your words and actions. Here's to 2026 being a better year!
December 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Hey all!
I want to wish you all a Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
Here's a couple of baby Seikrets being cute, because let's be honest, they are freaking adorable.
Thank you all for the inspiration through your words and actions. Here's to 2026 being a better year!
I want to wish you all a Happy Holidays and a Happy New Year!
Here's a couple of baby Seikrets being cute, because let's be honest, they are freaking adorable.
Thank you all for the inspiration through your words and actions. Here's to 2026 being a better year!
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God: I can't help noticing Jesus has Joseph's nose
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
December 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
God: I can't help noticing Jesus has Joseph's nose
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
Mary: [laughs nervously] What a strange coincidence
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Getting sued for the contents of my Super Survival Packs™
As if whimsy won’t be important in the dark future.
As if whimsy won’t be important in the dark future.
December 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Getting sued for the contents of my Super Survival Packs™
As if whimsy won’t be important in the dark future.
As if whimsy won’t be important in the dark future.
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The grinch makes a false equivalency between size of heart and contents of heart. My heart is swollen up as big as a beach volleyball with hate. Doctors say death soon.
December 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
The grinch makes a false equivalency between size of heart and contents of heart. My heart is swollen up as big as a beach volleyball with hate. Doctors say death soon.
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Buy a man a suit he’ll demand for a day, buy a man a machete he’ll demand for the rest of his life
December 22, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Buy a man a suit he’ll demand for a day, buy a man a machete he’ll demand for the rest of his life
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Once in a while a T-shirt comes along and you think this is it, this is the T-shirt I will be buried in
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Once in a while a T-shirt comes along and you think this is it, this is the T-shirt I will be buried in
Nobody's Birthday
YouTube video by José Suicidio - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
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Hey! You wonderfuls! Charnel House Trilogy is in the Steam Winter Sale, and you can get it in a bundle with Richard & Alice for around 1 pound 15. That's like, $1.35 for you Americans. Help me fund a brand new game from an all-new Owl Cave, PLUS THE CHT SEQUEL: store.steampowered.com/app/288930/T...
Save 80% on The Charnel House Trilogy on Steam
Witness The Charnel House Trilogy, the chronicle of one fateful night aboard a train bound for Augur Peak. Three thrilling, horrifying adventure games in one, from the depths of the Sepulchre, starrin...
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December 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Hey! You wonderfuls! Charnel House Trilogy is in the Steam Winter Sale, and you can get it in a bundle with Richard & Alice for around 1 pound 15. That's like, $1.35 for you Americans. Help me fund a brand new game from an all-new Owl Cave, PLUS THE CHT SEQUEL: store.steampowered.com/app/288930/T...
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