mark 🎃
gnostichippie.bsky.social
mark 🎃
@gnostichippie.bsky.social
day shift nurse. recovering CVICU. go 🍁. staunchly anti-kidney. former Poster. war thunder forum leaker (arrested). he/him
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hi, I'm Mark. I'm an ICU nurse. I used to be a very, very active poster on Twitter but 2020 ruined my ability to obsessively track daily news
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November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Sets for Batman Returns were kept very cold for the comfort of the real-life penguins involved. This meant that cast/crew repeatedly got sick during filming. The real-life penguins though would often fall in love with their animatronic counterparts or feel so settled that they began mating.
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."
November 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
checking a market opportunity
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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trying to start a moral panic and the stories are all like “the ADHD meds really helped but didn’t solve everything”
November 20, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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you can always judge a country by the quality of its trash. my next door neighbor put out a flat screen tv with a sign that says “works!” and it’s been untouched for three days. I can only imagine the kind of gang warfare it would have caused in early 90s russia
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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A friend of mine has early access to cutting edge corporate jargon, I heard the phrase "let's double-click on that" from him long before anywhere else. I asked him what's new these days and he says it's "the shark closest to your body" for the most urgent issue.
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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First Calvin and Hobbes comic strip was published 40 years ago yesterday. 🐯 👦🏼
November 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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today’s don’t build the torment nexus comes to us from the classic horror story don’t build the evil sentient toy
"Powered by OpenAI’s GPT-4o model by default...tests repeatedly showed that the AI toy dropped its guardrails the longer a conversation went on, until hitting rock bottom on incredibly disturbing topics."
AI-Powered Stuffed Animal Pulled From Market After Disturbing Interactions With Children
FoloToy says it's suspended sales of its AI-powered teddy bear after researchers found it gave wildly inappropriate and dangerous answers.
futurism.com
November 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Part 142 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg

Crossness Pumping Station is a former sewage pumping station designed by the architect Charles Henry Driver In the 1850s
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
charting "patient awake in bed, visiting with family, watching 'Roadhouse'" for the easiest work shift of my entire life
November 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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probably nothing that our 79 year old president Bruises who just got a MRI for no reason is busting into rooms he shouldn't be in to mumble about the afterlife
www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
Trump, 79, Crashes Wedding to Ramble About Heaven
The president made himself the guest of honor at a Mar-a-Lago wedding.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 16, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I am prepared to vote for anybody who will stop this
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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just circling back on 1964 America's priorities
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
nursing is nice insofar as I can tell my boss to fuck off and still be employed, but this also means a text or call on every day off to fill in bc we're so shortstaffed
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I'm watching this playoff game right now and Washington is terrifying on attack
LIGHTNING QUICK⚡️

Rosemonde Kouassi goes COAST-TO-COAST and sets up Gift Monday for their FIFTH duo goal of 2025
November 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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[at the movies in a parallel universe where it’s all the same but jellied eels became the standard movie snack instead of popcorn]

aw man. an hour left to go and these eels are dry as hell. could really use more jelly. but what if i miss a good part
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
remembering the period of time on Twitter where people pretended the Red Scare hosts had working brains that weren't thoroughly microwaved
"Nekrasova has made controversial statements in the past. In a 2023 New Yorker story, she was quoted as saying, “Francis is not the real Pope, we all know it. … You’re not gonna get rid of the Freemasons. You’re not gonna get rid of the Jews. They infiltrated the Church a long time ago.”"
Gersh Drops ‘Succession’ Actress Dasha Nekrasova After Podcast With White Nationalist Nick Fuentes
"Succession" actress Dasha Nekrasova has been fired by her talent agency, Gersh, after a podcast featured white nationalist Nick Fuentes.
variety.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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What a terrible day to know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dhalgren and A Scanner Darkly
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Ancient mosaic of a reclining skeleton, holding a drinking cup, with a jug of wine and bread rolls. The caption is generally translated as “Enjoy Your Life” ~ life is fleeting, so enjoy it while you can (Antioch, est 3rd century BC)
mymodernmet.com/skeleton-mos...
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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貓兒房,近侍三、四人,專飼御前有名分之貓。凡聖心所鍾愛者,亦加升管事職銜。牡者曰「某小廝」騸者曰「某老爺」,牝者曰「某丫頭」

The Cat Office employed three or four attendants to feed cats of recognized status. Favorites of the Emperor received promotions: males were styled “pages;” females, “maids;” neutered cats were addressed in the manner of senior eunuchs.
November 14, 2025 at 7:59 AM