Michael Gorwitz
@gorwitz.bsky.social
A young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma"
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Michael Gorwitz
@gorwitz.bsky.social
· Dec 30
Gorwitz's Favorite Albums of 2024
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I don’t have any actual followers on here yet lolz but here’s a link to my writing if anyone is out there #bestalbums2024 #musicsky #favoriterecords.
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Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
January 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Mayor Jacob Frey: "They are already trying to spin this as an action of self defense. Having seen the video myself, I want to tell everybody directly that is bullshit."
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Top: A well-reported story about how ChatGPT basically killed a kid giving him drug advice
Bottom: A desperate plea to help SFGate survive in the era of Google's AI summaries
In between: A GenAI ad for an impossible object that dispenses butter, and generates the money to pay for the reporting
Bottom: A desperate plea to help SFGate survive in the era of Google's AI summaries
In between: A GenAI ad for an impossible object that dispenses butter, and generates the money to pay for the reporting
January 6, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Top: A well-reported story about how ChatGPT basically killed a kid giving him drug advice
Bottom: A desperate plea to help SFGate survive in the era of Google's AI summaries
In between: A GenAI ad for an impossible object that dispenses butter, and generates the money to pay for the reporting
Bottom: A desperate plea to help SFGate survive in the era of Google's AI summaries
In between: A GenAI ad for an impossible object that dispenses butter, and generates the money to pay for the reporting
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Le retour de l’impérialisme prédateur des États-Unis
Le retour de l’impérialisme prédateur des États-Unis
www.lemonde.fr
January 4, 2026 at 9:45 AM
Le retour de l’impérialisme prédateur des États-Unis
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We have to permanently undo the notion that just because somebody typed something into a computer or a phone that it means anything at all
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
We have to permanently undo the notion that just because somebody typed something into a computer or a phone that it means anything at all
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I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 9:21 AM
I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.
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i am rooting as much as is appropriate for mamdani to be an effective mayor because if he manages it, he will be an important model and national leader for american progressives — one part fiorello la guardia, one part robert la folette
January 2, 2026 at 12:39 AM
i am rooting as much as is appropriate for mamdani to be an effective mayor because if he manages it, he will be an important model and national leader for american progressives — one part fiorello la guardia, one part robert la folette
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Not an exaggeration to say I would trust my life to these men who are like fathers and beloved uncles to me
December 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Not an exaggeration to say I would trust my life to these men who are like fathers and beloved uncles to me
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I’ve had three glasses of wine at my parents’ house time to respond to everyone’s Instagram story
December 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I’ve had three glasses of wine at my parents’ house time to respond to everyone’s Instagram story
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this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
December 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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At least when a team gets into a playoff setting, you confront the possibility that tomorrow, the season will be over. It kinda hits different when you were not expecting a game to dramatically lower the ceiling of possibility. Snowstorms that weren't in the forecast cause greater havoc.
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
At least when a team gets into a playoff setting, you confront the possibility that tomorrow, the season will be over. It kinda hits different when you were not expecting a game to dramatically lower the ceiling of possibility. Snowstorms that weren't in the forecast cause greater havoc.
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Old Man vs the SEA
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Old Man vs the SEA
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Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.
@billbarnwell.com @robertmays.bsky.social been listening to these pods for far too long when the minute Mays said the Ravens I knew he’d take Marshal Yanda as any player he’d reinstate from history, and did so with his second selection 😂
December 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
@billbarnwell.com @robertmays.bsky.social been listening to these pods for far too long when the minute Mays said the Ravens I knew he’d take Marshal Yanda as any player he’d reinstate from history, and did so with his second selection 😂
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"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life."
Amanda Dobbins, on fire
Amanda Dobbins, on fire
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
"We live in hell, and the rapacious need for growth in every industry, unrelenting, forever and ever, is decimating all of our institutions and our way of life."
Amanda Dobbins, on fire
Amanda Dobbins, on fire
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Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Every legal story now is either
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach
or
In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Christmas at McSorley’s Old Ale House, 15 E. 7th St., East Village, NYC.
December 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Christmas at McSorley’s Old Ale House, 15 E. 7th St., East Village, NYC.
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just for the record, I would much prefer to live in a time where all it takes to support hundreds of good local jobs is to wake up every day and buy a newspaper for a nickel from a legally employed minor with a cool hat
December 8, 2025 at 10:13 PM
just for the record, I would much prefer to live in a time where all it takes to support hundreds of good local jobs is to wake up every day and buy a newspaper for a nickel from a legally employed minor with a cool hat
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This wildly tacky World Cup draw is a grimly fascinating preview of what happens if the aesthetics of fascism finally get their way.
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
This wildly tacky World Cup draw is a grimly fascinating preview of what happens if the aesthetics of fascism finally get their way.
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it's the goddamn christmas adventurers club
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
it's the goddamn christmas adventurers club
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
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Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Marriage A-la-Mode, Plate V: The Death of the Earl, by Simon François Ravenet, after William Hogarth, 1745, 📸 by @evanvucci
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Valentine and Romeo with huge drops. Tough day for Love.
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Valentine and Romeo with huge drops. Tough day for Love.
This, but Wisconsin
The AD said three days ago that they'd make a call at the end of the year. The only thing that's happened since then is getting crushed at Illinois as fans stop paying attention. So things must be going great financially
BREAKING NEWS: Maryland will keep Michael Locksley as its football coach in 2026, Athletic Director Jim Smith said.
Smith is committing more NIL funding to the Terrapins program for next year. Says he believes in the foundation.
The Terps have lost six in a row and are 4-6.
Smith is committing more NIL funding to the Terrapins program for next year. Says he believes in the foundation.
The Terps have lost six in a row and are 4-6.
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
This, but Wisconsin
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The guy from that band you like made a solo album. It was described as 'autumnal' and all the reviews were four stars out of five.
November 15, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The guy from that band you like made a solo album. It was described as 'autumnal' and all the reviews were four stars out of five.