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Hmm. Why don’t you mark down ingrate for now and if I ever get grateful I can go back and change it
July 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Hmm. Why don’t you mark down ingrate for now and if I ever get grateful I can go back and change it
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jd vance looks like if a baby got old but not in the normal way
July 15, 2024 at 7:17 PM
jd vance looks like if a baby got old but not in the normal way
*watching america's next top model*
model: "he was conceived to the hour on september 11th."
me: "what does that even mean???"
him: "it means she knows exactly where she was when the towers fell."
model: "he was conceived to the hour on september 11th."
me: "what does that even mean???"
him: "it means she knows exactly where she was when the towers fell."
July 13, 2024 at 3:04 AM
*watching america's next top model*
model: "he was conceived to the hour on september 11th."
me: "what does that even mean???"
him: "it means she knows exactly where she was when the towers fell."
model: "he was conceived to the hour on september 11th."
me: "what does that even mean???"
him: "it means she knows exactly where she was when the towers fell."
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trying to make myself someone else’s problem
June 21, 2024 at 1:04 AM
trying to make myself someone else’s problem
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My cybertruck keeps making this weird noise that sounds like everyone laughing at me. It’s louder when the windows are down, if that helps.
July 9, 2024 at 11:32 PM
My cybertruck keeps making this weird noise that sounds like everyone laughing at me. It’s louder when the windows are down, if that helps.
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i just saw my first cybertruck against my will and good lord... it's even dumber than i anticipated.
July 7, 2024 at 9:22 PM
i just saw my first cybertruck against my will and good lord... it's even dumber than i anticipated.
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Happy birthday, America, you messy bitch. Please get your shit together
July 4, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Happy birthday, America, you messy bitch. Please get your shit together
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Wish my brain weren't this way
July 3, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Wish my brain weren't this way
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super excited for the day AI will be able to take over the most tedious tasks of daily life such as making art, engaging with art, maintaining human relationships, etc., so that I can focus on my true passion: creating value for shareholders
June 23, 2024 at 1:54 AM
super excited for the day AI will be able to take over the most tedious tasks of daily life such as making art, engaging with art, maintaining human relationships, etc., so that I can focus on my true passion: creating value for shareholders
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Donald Sutherland thank you for imbuing weird lanky white guys like me with inexplicable rizz
June 21, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Donald Sutherland thank you for imbuing weird lanky white guys like me with inexplicable rizz
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Kia’s EV3 could cost as little as $22,500 to $27,500 after US EV tax credits because it will be built in Mexico.
This is how you convince more people to buy EVs, not betting your company on bullshit robotaxis.
This is how you convince more people to buy EVs, not betting your company on bullshit robotaxis.
Kia to build $30,000 EV3 in Mexico, unlocking US EV tax credit
A new low-cost EV is primed to hit the US market. Kia plans to build its new EV3 in Mexico...
electrek.co
June 19, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Kia’s EV3 could cost as little as $22,500 to $27,500 after US EV tax credits because it will be built in Mexico.
This is how you convince more people to buy EVs, not betting your company on bullshit robotaxis.
This is how you convince more people to buy EVs, not betting your company on bullshit robotaxis.
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Stork: I have a baby.
Pigeon: I have the mail.
Canary: I have bad news.
Pigeon: I have the mail.
Canary: I have bad news.
June 16, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Stork: I have a baby.
Pigeon: I have the mail.
Canary: I have bad news.
Pigeon: I have the mail.
Canary: I have bad news.
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that motherfucking owl I swear to god
April 17, 2024 at 8:17 PM
that motherfucking owl I swear to god
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Fired by NASA after asking "what's for launch" every day for two years
June 14, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Fired by NASA after asking "what's for launch" every day for two years
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Samwise came back to The Shire to tell Gandalf and Saruman there's an Old Navy two towns over
June 12, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Samwise came back to The Shire to tell Gandalf and Saruman there's an Old Navy two towns over
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going to a murder mystery party and yelling “I DID IT!!!” for the attention
June 9, 2024 at 3:38 AM
going to a murder mystery party and yelling “I DID IT!!!” for the attention
"it's stupid and garbage and trash."
-- re: bridgerton
-- re: bridgerton
June 8, 2024 at 2:52 AM
"it's stupid and garbage and trash."
-- re: bridgerton
-- re: bridgerton
me: "just shoot her!"
her: "i don't have a gun."
me: "put her in a bag and put her in a river!"
her: "i don't have a river."
her: "i don't have a gun."
me: "put her in a bag and put her in a river!"
her: "i don't have a river."
June 8, 2024 at 2:51 AM
me: "just shoot her!"
her: "i don't have a gun."
me: "put her in a bag and put her in a river!"
her: "i don't have a river."
her: "i don't have a gun."
me: "put her in a bag and put her in a river!"
her: "i don't have a river."