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Protip: If you’re making up a song to sing to your dog, it’s helpful to remember that “snoot” rhymes with “cute.”
June 2, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Protip: If you’re making up a song to sing to your dog, it’s helpful to remember that “snoot” rhymes with “cute.”
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This day in history. 958. Archbishop of Canterbury Oda the Good died; succeeded by Ælfsige the Somewhat Less Than Satisfactory But What Are You Gonna Do.
June 2, 2024 at 9:13 AM
This day in history. 958. Archbishop of Canterbury Oda the Good died; succeeded by Ælfsige the Somewhat Less Than Satisfactory But What Are You Gonna Do.
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Sun's out
Staple gun's out
*attaches pamphlet to forehead*
Staple gun's out
*attaches pamphlet to forehead*
June 1, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Sun's out
Staple gun's out
*attaches pamphlet to forehead*
Staple gun's out
*attaches pamphlet to forehead*
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too depressed to stress, is that how the saying goes?
June 2, 2024 at 12:53 AM
too depressed to stress, is that how the saying goes?
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The Three Little Pigs were the original Property Brothers.
June 2, 2024 at 1:10 AM
The Three Little Pigs were the original Property Brothers.
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*flirting*
well i invented the word "depressimist"
ok i'll leave now
well i invented the word "depressimist"
ok i'll leave now
June 2, 2024 at 1:18 AM
*flirting*
well i invented the word "depressimist"
ok i'll leave now
well i invented the word "depressimist"
ok i'll leave now
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*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
June 2, 2024 at 1:29 AM
*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*
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*seductively takes off my glasses*
Wow, you’re so fucking blurry
Wow, you’re so fucking blurry
June 2, 2024 at 2:22 AM
*seductively takes off my glasses*
Wow, you’re so fucking blurry
Wow, you’re so fucking blurry
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ben affleck's full name is ben as fuck fleck
June 2, 2024 at 3:04 AM
ben affleck's full name is ben as fuck fleck
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Some of you could probably use a hogwash.
June 1, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Some of you could probably use a hogwash.
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motel 6: we’ll leave the light on for you
the dad of motel 6: well why don’t you also just leave a bunch of doors and windows open while the a/c is on, jesus christ
the dad of motel 6: well why don’t you also just leave a bunch of doors and windows open while the a/c is on, jesus christ
June 1, 2024 at 7:31 AM
motel 6: we’ll leave the light on for you
the dad of motel 6: well why don’t you also just leave a bunch of doors and windows open while the a/c is on, jesus christ
the dad of motel 6: well why don’t you also just leave a bunch of doors and windows open while the a/c is on, jesus christ
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i’m not a real person, i’m an existential dread wrapped in an “i’m fine”
October 26, 2023 at 3:55 PM
i’m not a real person, i’m an existential dread wrapped in an “i’m fine”
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Part of a life that just wasn’t meant to be.
October 29, 2023 at 6:04 AM
Part of a life that just wasn’t meant to be.
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"That's enough out of you," I whisper to myself.
September 23, 2023 at 3:38 AM
"That's enough out of you," I whisper to myself.
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Good girls don't ask for anything,
They misbehave until they get what they want.
They misbehave until they get what they want.
October 29, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Good girls don't ask for anything,
They misbehave until they get what they want.
They misbehave until they get what they want.
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You haven’t reposted me in a while. Did we break up?
October 21, 2023 at 3:20 PM
You haven’t reposted me in a while. Did we break up?
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I feel like Pitbull has been in his 40s for about 15 years now.
October 26, 2023 at 3:08 PM
I feel like Pitbull has been in his 40s for about 15 years now.
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Ain't no one in a suit coming to save you.
October 28, 2023 at 12:46 PM
Ain't no one in a suit coming to save you.
Go to fuck yourself!
I shout as I devour another sugary doughnut.
I shout as I devour another sugary doughnut.
October 28, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Go to fuck yourself!
I shout as I devour another sugary doughnut.
I shout as I devour another sugary doughnut.
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Behind every successful man is a woman pushing him to do or die.
October 27, 2023 at 2:59 AM
Behind every successful man is a woman pushing him to do or die.
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I refuse to go to therapy so my art can thrive.
October 28, 2023 at 11:56 AM
I refuse to go to therapy so my art can thrive.