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born to jest
forced to joust
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born to jest
forced to joust
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Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
December 19, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Visitors are coming, so you clean your messy house because your standard of cleanliness is based on the houses you visit, houses that look spotless since they cleaned up before you arrived after seeing your house was clean when they visited.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
Together, we can stop this.
Don’t clean up.
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ME: *startled awake from a dead sleep* I forgot to like and subscribe
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
ME: *startled awake from a dead sleep* I forgot to like and subscribe
Canucks are getting away with so many non calls lol. The fix is in, the NHL doesn’t want Van to tank!!
December 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Canucks are getting away with so many non calls lol. The fix is in, the NHL doesn’t want Van to tank!!
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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it’s ok, broken taco shell
u can still be chips
u can still be chips
December 19, 2025 at 12:09 AM
it’s ok, broken taco shell
u can still be chips
u can still be chips
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I'm a highly functional piece of shit
December 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I'm a highly functional piece of shit
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where do you keep your ancient grains
December 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
where do you keep your ancient grains
December 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
my eyes
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 PM
my eyes
Big Z with his first assist not even two minutes into the game, Hughes era..
a man in a toronto 15 jersey stands in front of a crowd
ALT: a man in a toronto 15 jersey stands in front of a crowd
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Big Z with his first assist not even two minutes into the game, Hughes era..
bring on the buium bombs
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
bring on the buium bombs
Sir
Sir another captain has been traded
Sir another captain has been traded
December 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Sir
Sir another captain has been traded
Sir another captain has been traded
And there ya go everyone
Rutherford: Canucks had indication Hughes wouldn’t re-sign prior to trade
Rutherford: Canucks had indication Hughes wouldn’t re-sign prior to trade
On Friday night, the Vancouver Canucks and Minnesota Wild linked up to execute one of the biggest trades the NHL has seen in years. The Canucks sent captain Quinn Hughes to the Wild in exchange for 20-year-old blueliner Zeev Buium, Marco Rossi, Liam Ohgren, and the Wild’s 2026 first round pick. Hughes had been…
canucksarmy.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
And there ya go everyone
Maybe Bill Guerin just loves his American baby Quinn Hughes and wants to build his repertoire early before the Olympics. He heard lil Quinny call Fitzgerald ‘Fitzy’ and got jealous. He needs a nickname too Quinn!
December 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Maybe Bill Guerin just loves his American baby Quinn Hughes and wants to build his repertoire early before the Olympics. He heard lil Quinny call Fitzgerald ‘Fitzy’ and got jealous. He needs a nickname too Quinn!
It was inevitable, imo. Many people are upset, but we don’t know what goes on behind the scenes. Wouldn’t surprise me if Hughes had a conversation about wanting to play with his brothers before JR made those comments about him leaving.
December 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It was inevitable, imo. Many people are upset, but we don’t know what goes on behind the scenes. Wouldn’t surprise me if Hughes had a conversation about wanting to play with his brothers before JR made those comments about him leaving.
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How do you like them apples, peasants?
December 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
How do you like them apples, peasants?
Now that the Canucks are in this position, what an absolute domino the Bo Horvat trade has become. He’s at 19 goals and the player they signed to replace him is gone, and now another captain is being traded. Unreal. They signed the wrong guy, and it couldn’t be more clearer.
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Now that the Canucks are in this position, what an absolute domino the Bo Horvat trade has become. He’s at 19 goals and the player they signed to replace him is gone, and now another captain is being traded. Unreal. They signed the wrong guy, and it couldn’t be more clearer.
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ayyy girl what that growth mindset do
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
ayyy girl what that growth mindset do
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Sex sells. But social media companies discovered something that sells more.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Sex sells. But social media companies discovered something that sells more.
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Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Errbody in the club making sure to stretch first to avoid strains and pulls.
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
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*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
November 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
*jumps for joy*
*joy just out of reach*
*joy just out of reach*
💯
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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