Deck the Hose
@hosemoon.bsky.social
Ancom Poetry Husband. Former World’s Youngest Bitch. (He/him)
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The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
December 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
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my hotel is in the Sims
December 29, 2025 at 3:34 AM
my hotel is in the Sims
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ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
December 27, 2025 at 6:46 AM
ok so like, I get what genitals are, but what's a singular genital? is it the pair of balls plus shaft or is each ball a discrete unit? do I have two genitals or three, is I guess what I'm asking. call me back. oh, and we took dad off life support last night
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my new “racist drone gun” startup DevilHitler just accepted $150 million from a16z
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
Sauron, the high-end home security startup for "super premium" customers, plucks a new CEO out of Sonos | TechCrunch
Sauron is appearing on the scene as concerns rise about crime among the most wealthy.
techcrunch.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
my new “racist drone gun” startup DevilHitler just accepted $150 million from a16z
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December 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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A few months ago, ICE agents shot a TikToker. The govt then charged him, alleging he tried to ram agents
Well guess what?
Body-cam footage -- which the gov't delayed disclosing -- shows that's BS.
The agent shot by mistake.
And a judge just dismissed charges.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Well guess what?
Body-cam footage -- which the gov't delayed disclosing -- shows that's BS.
The agent shot by mistake.
And a judge just dismissed charges.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
December 29, 2025 at 3:11 AM
A few months ago, ICE agents shot a TikToker. The govt then charged him, alleging he tried to ram agents
Well guess what?
Body-cam footage -- which the gov't delayed disclosing -- shows that's BS.
The agent shot by mistake.
And a judge just dismissed charges.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
Well guess what?
Body-cam footage -- which the gov't delayed disclosing -- shows that's BS.
The agent shot by mistake.
And a judge just dismissed charges.
www.latimes.com/california/s...
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i saw goody proctor just kind of chilling. hanging out
August 18, 2023 at 2:49 PM
i saw goody proctor just kind of chilling. hanging out
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What are we even doing here?
December 18, 2025 at 12:46 PM
What are we even doing here?
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#Caturday 🐱:
Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791)
Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.)
Hanging scroll; ink on paper
Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.)
Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#CatsInArt #ChineseArt
Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791)
Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.)
Hanging scroll; ink on paper
Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.)
Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#CatsInArt #ChineseArt
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 AM
#Caturday 🐱:
Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791)
Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.)
Hanging scroll; ink on paper
Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.)
Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#CatsInArt #ChineseArt
Min Zhen 閔貞 (China, 1730–after 1791)
Black #Cat (n.d.; Qing dynasty, 18th c.)
Hanging scroll; ink on paper
Painting: 78.5 x 38.5 cm. (30 7/8 x 15 3/16 in.)
Princeton University Art Museum y1947-65 artmuseum.princeton.edu/art/collecti...
#CatsInArt #ChineseArt
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socialism is when your former landlord raises the rent after you move out
December 28, 2025 at 5:37 AM
socialism is when your former landlord raises the rent after you move out
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"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
December 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"And I never say no"
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
We need to have a serious talk about the way "AI companion" apps not only prey on the vulnerable, but are priming their users to ignore consent and to conflate love with control.
We need AI regulations across so many sectors, but this area is particularly horrifying.
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This has never happened before in the American electoral system. What is to become of New York?
December 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
This has never happened before in the American electoral system. What is to become of New York?
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French screen legend Brigitte Bardot has died aged 91. She is survived by her husband, Pepé Le Pew
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
French screen legend Brigitte Bardot has died aged 91. She is survived by her husband, Pepé Le Pew
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The time between xmas and new years is a liminal space. It is cheugy as well
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The time between xmas and new years is a liminal space. It is cheugy as well
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“Y’all got any ants, please?”
December 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Y’all got any ants, please?”
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Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen
December 28, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Caution: room is rapidly filling with ramen
I was blissfully unaware Bardot was still even alive. I thought she died in a cigarettes accident sometime in the late 60’s. Oh well, rest in piss.
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I was blissfully unaware Bardot was still even alive. I thought she died in a cigarettes accident sometime in the late 60’s. Oh well, rest in piss.
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western culture is constantly grappling with the question "can a woman be so beautiful it makes racism okay" but it's weird to be posed the question so literally in headlines
December 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
western culture is constantly grappling with the question "can a woman be so beautiful it makes racism okay" but it's weird to be posed the question so literally in headlines
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G1 with Knees is just the coolest goddamn thing.
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
G1 with Knees is just the coolest goddamn thing.
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the lord beamed posts into my brain while i laid unsleeping last night and i let them pass over me like sea birds
December 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the lord beamed posts into my brain while i laid unsleeping last night and i let them pass over me like sea birds