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They’re saying that Coffin Flop isn’t a show
Thanks, Boss.
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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The gun was removed by agents from his waistband - he was never pointing it at them. He was already disarmed when they fired "defensive shots," killing the man. They then fired several shots at his lifeless body.
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
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Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him.

White. Hot. Rage.
January 24, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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UPDATE: @dropsitenews.com has obtained the very graphic video from the lady in the pink coat, which shows ICE executing yet another person in broad daylight:
January 24, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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“ICE isn’t the Gestapo. The Gestapo was…” (proceeds to describe qualities that apply to what ICE is currently doing)
January 20, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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Live your life in such a way that an entire city doesn’t want to come out in freezing weather to kick your miserable ass.
January 18, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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NO ONE IS TAKING THE BAIT YOU IMBECILE THEY ARE TRYING TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS
January 15, 2026 at 4:35 AM
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered a sprained asshole according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good on Jan. 7 in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered explosive diarrhea according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
Zero percent chance this is true.
January 14, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The last week has been incredibly difficult. It’s been hard to laugh at anything as my city is being terrorized. I’m thankful that The Onion gave me the belly laugh I’ve sorely needed just now. Keep it up @theonion.com @bencollins.bsky.social
RFK Jr. Coughs Up Pair Of Jeans
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:45 PM
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Goodbye Scott Adams, you were already a bad person and the internet made you worse but you built a McMansion with a big dumb Dilbert head in it, confidently documented your horrible middle aged guy abs, and had a TV show that was somehow way funnier than anything you’d ever written.
January 13, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Great new piece by @kenklippenstein.bsky.social about Operation Clusterfuck
Immigration Agents Terrified by ICE Backlash
Leaked documents show Border Patrol needs volunteers for Minneapolis surge
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Imagine being Greg Bovino: 5’4”
January 12, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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dumb nazi bitch lmao 😂
January 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Renee Nicole Good clearly turning her wheel away from the ICE officer who murdered her.
January 9, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Using imagery online of the shooting by an ICE agent in Minneapolis, we’ve created an animated sequence which highlights the approximate positioning of officers and vehicles at the scene. The red dot represents the agent who fired the shots. Yellow dots are other agents who arrived at the scene.
January 7, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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Hey, CBP isn't allowed to do any of the stuff it's doing in Minneapolis even within the confines of its extremely ridiculous "100 miles from any border" jurisdiction. It's 300 miles from Canada and 160 miles to Lake Superior. They're breaking the law standing around, let alone beating up protesters.
Border Patrol typically only has legal authority within 100 mi. of the U.S. border. That raised questions when Cdr. Gregory Bovino was at the scene of the fatal shooting of Renee Good.

MPR News spoke with legal scholar César Cuauhtémoc García Hernández about that agency’s jurisdiction in Minnesota.
Greg Bovino, Border Patrol chief on site during Minneapolis ICE shooting
Border Patrol typically only has legal authority within 100 miles of the U.S. border. MPR News host Clay Masters spoke with legal scholar César Cuauhtémoc García Hernández about that agency’s jurisdic...
www.mprnews.org
January 8, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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Folks, please don't do this. Don't post AI-generated "unmasking" photos of the ICE agent who murdered Renee Good in Minneapolis.

This is not this man's real face. This is three completely different faces. You're not helping anyone by sharing these. You're just muddying the waters.
January 8, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Here's the ICE agent "defending himself" by shooting into the driver's side window of a car that's pulling *away* from him.

Put this photo on the front page of every newspaper in America.
January 7, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Every video I’ve seen of this guy is just him walking around normal office buildings and acting like he’s infiltrated Area 51.
Nick Shirley, whom conservatives have lionized as the next Bob Woodward, is confused about why so many medical providers are in the same building.

He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
January 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM