Isaac
@isaacgordon.com
outdoor enthusiast
indoor mega enthusiast
actually maybe I just like doors
he/him
indoor mega enthusiast
actually maybe I just like doors
he/him
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Isaac
@isaacgordon.com
· Nov 20
another cup of coffee could fix me
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always remember:
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
always remember:
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post
2. a phone call is technically assault
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babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome
December 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
babe let's make this bauhaus a bauhome
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The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
December 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The gate says "abandon all hope, ye who enter here" but they don't check your pockets or anything
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Why didn't anyone tell me maple leaves do NOT taste like maple? Still good tho
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Why didn't anyone tell me maple leaves do NOT taste like maple? Still good tho
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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don’t kill yourself thursday doesn’t apply to people who own a cybertruck
December 9, 2025 at 11:45 PM
don’t kill yourself thursday doesn’t apply to people who own a cybertruck
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Figuring out what to eat for dinner should not be this difficult
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Figuring out what to eat for dinner should not be this difficult
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Chicken fingers? Chicken tenders? Let’s just make it easy and call them tender fingers
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Chicken fingers? Chicken tenders? Let’s just make it easy and call them tender fingers
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Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
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As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
December 2, 2025 at 12:09 AM
As we celebrate Awareness Month, please share this if you know anyone, or know anyone who knows anyone.
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marge simpson is part of the problem
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
marge simpson is part of the problem
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
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y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
November 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
y'all ever order your burritos "extra tight"
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happy birthday to thankful people
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
happy birthday to thankful people
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
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the thing about getting better is you have to get way worse first
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
the thing about getting better is you have to get way worse first
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I hope your coffee tastes extra life giving this morning
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I hope your coffee tastes extra life giving this morning
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the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
the food you like? it's bad. the food *i* like? good. checkmate, losers
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
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I am not in the right headspace for this iOS update
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I am not in the right headspace for this iOS update
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but how can the boys be back in town when they died 20 years ago on this very night
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
but how can the boys be back in town when they died 20 years ago on this very night
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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No one is defying gravity after double fisting those margs at Chili’s
November 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
No one is defying gravity after double fisting those margs at Chili’s
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Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve
November 20, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Bill Nye is short for William New Year's Eve