Isaac
@isaacgordon.com
outdoor enthusiast
indoor mega enthusiast
actually maybe I just like doors
he/him
indoor mega enthusiast
actually maybe I just like doors
he/him
Pinned
Isaac
@isaacgordon.com
· Nov 20
another cup of coffee could fix me
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[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
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what we now call '80s music'.. back then, it was simply 'music', to them
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
what we now call '80s music'.. back then, it was simply 'music', to them
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fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
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hamburger beyond help
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
hamburger beyond help
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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do not go piggly into that good wiggly
February 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
do not go piggly into that good wiggly
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Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
February 1, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
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“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
- physics professors
- physics professors
January 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”
- physics professors
- physics professors
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I love woodpeckers so much. smacking their head against every hard surface within sight for the love of the game. unbelievable birds
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I love woodpeckers so much. smacking their head against every hard surface within sight for the love of the game. unbelievable birds
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me at the heat death of the universe: “forever stamps” my ass
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
me at the heat death of the universe: “forever stamps” my ass
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do u think a muppet ever let out a small moan when ol jimmy henny slipped his fist in
January 30, 2026 at 12:42 AM
do u think a muppet ever let out a small moan when ol jimmy henny slipped his fist in
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Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Why do you have an email job were you not any good at foraging
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early to bed, early to rise, mr. beast value meal with coke and fries
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
early to bed, early to rise, mr. beast value meal with coke and fries
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your honor, his nose whistled
January 28, 2026 at 2:13 PM
your honor, his nose whistled
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 27, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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A considered assessment.
January 26, 2026 at 7:05 PM
A considered assessment.
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ngl batman would be so fuckin mad rn
January 25, 2026 at 5:22 AM
ngl batman would be so fuckin mad rn
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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She hyucked on me until I gawrshed
January 23, 2026 at 4:14 AM
She hyucked on me until I gawrshed
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good shitposting is all about your state of mind (unwell)
January 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
good shitposting is all about your state of mind (unwell)
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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
I just thought everyone should see this
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condensing all of my white hot seething rage into a single perfect razor-sharp post about piss
January 22, 2026 at 3:54 AM
condensing all of my white hot seething rage into a single perfect razor-sharp post about piss
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joining linked in just to tell companies i'll kill my self if they don't hire me
January 22, 2026 at 4:26 AM
joining linked in just to tell companies i'll kill my self if they don't hire me
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was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
was thinking of quoting that last one with "i hardly know-er vortex" but then this popped into my head and I laughed for 5 minutes