Ivan Moss Hennessy
@ivanmhennessy.bsky.social
Unimportant, but trying to help
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I blame my lack of #NuclearWarOnXmas on fascism & COVID intersection.
Gentle reminder: a tree near a window can be a death trap when ignited from the thermal pulse of a nearby nuclear detonation!
Gentle reminder: a tree near a window can be a death trap when ignited from the thermal pulse of a nearby nuclear detonation!
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I blame my lack of #NuclearWarOnXmas on fascism & COVID intersection.
Gentle reminder: a tree near a window can be a death trap when ignited from the thermal pulse of a nearby nuclear detonation!
Gentle reminder: a tree near a window can be a death trap when ignited from the thermal pulse of a nearby nuclear detonation!
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Now more than ever.
December 25, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Now more than ever.
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Lemon Carpenter-Reyes
Adamant Apostle
he/him
has a scar under the mouth
superstitious about coinses
would drive in a straight line for eternity if possible
Adamant Apostle
he/him
has a scar under the mouth
superstitious about coinses
would drive in a straight line for eternity if possible
December 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lemon Carpenter-Reyes
Adamant Apostle
he/him
has a scar under the mouth
superstitious about coinses
would drive in a straight line for eternity if possible
Adamant Apostle
he/him
has a scar under the mouth
superstitious about coinses
would drive in a straight line for eternity if possible
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WE ALL KNOW MONEY IS FAKE AND WE ALL KNOW IT’S FAKE IN THE WORST WAYS WHERE IT PROPS UP THE WHIMS AND MACHINATIONS OF THE WORST PEOPLE BUT WE KEEP LETTING IT BE FAKE!!!!!!!!!
LET US BEGIN THE AIRING OF GRIEVANCES. HAPPY FESTIVUS TO ALL!
two men standing in front of an american video store
ALT: two men standing in front of an american video store
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
WE ALL KNOW MONEY IS FAKE AND WE ALL KNOW IT’S FAKE IN THE WORST WAYS WHERE IT PROPS UP THE WHIMS AND MACHINATIONS OF THE WORST PEOPLE BUT WE KEEP LETTING IT BE FAKE!!!!!!!!!
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Imagine interviewing a victim of torture and independently confirming the details of his torture and then being told you can’t broadcast it because the people who ordered the torture wouldn’t give their side of the story.
December 23, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Imagine interviewing a victim of torture and independently confirming the details of his torture and then being told you can’t broadcast it because the people who ordered the torture wouldn’t give their side of the story.
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Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
December 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Bari Weiss won't hear your remarks about how disgusted you are with her toadying to the admin but on the other hand yes she will, these people are absolute dogs for attention and would eat their own vomit on live TV if it meant even three people would notice them
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gonna open a store called “Just Holes” and keep a meticulous list of who comes in
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
gonna open a store called “Just Holes” and keep a meticulous list of who comes in
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my kid doesn’t really understand the central premise of Rudolph because he’s like, why are they so mean about him looking different. the woke indoctrination is working. my children will defeat Christmas once and for all
December 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my kid doesn’t really understand the central premise of Rudolph because he’s like, why are they so mean about him looking different. the woke indoctrination is working. my children will defeat Christmas once and for all
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As I posted on the other site back in 2022: the question of "is there actually such a thing as a trans child or a gay child?" is so unimportant compared to the question of "why are we violently disciplining children against certain ways of relating?"
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
As I posted on the other site back in 2022: the question of "is there actually such a thing as a trans child or a gay child?" is so unimportant compared to the question of "why are we violently disciplining children against certain ways of relating?"
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*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
*smashes the buzzer so hard it shatters into a million pieces* WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU’D SAY IN BED
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We know why Gaston is Gaston! It's because he lives in a society where "being Gaston" is richly rewarding, and literally the most high-status occupation you can have, and everybody sings about it. We don't need thinkpieces on the Gaston Loneliness Epidemic to understand why Being Gaston is a thing.
December 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We know why Gaston is Gaston! It's because he lives in a society where "being Gaston" is richly rewarding, and literally the most high-status occupation you can have, and everybody sings about it. We don't need thinkpieces on the Gaston Loneliness Epidemic to understand why Being Gaston is a thing.
Eating spaghetti.
Kiss!
Kiss!
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Eating spaghetti.
Kiss!
Kiss!
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Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Learned today that “Galápagos” comes from a Spanish word for tortoise, meaning that “Galápagos Tortoise” is,
in fact,
a tortology
in fact,
a tortology
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Police procedurals: 'This serial killer is super sophisticated, highly intelligent and his murders follow an occult pattern of ritualized murder... He's one sick son of a bitch.'
Actual serial killers: 'Yea so he hated women and killed sex workers which is why the cops didn't care.'
Actual serial killers: 'Yea so he hated women and killed sex workers which is why the cops didn't care.'
December 13, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Police procedurals: 'This serial killer is super sophisticated, highly intelligent and his murders follow an occult pattern of ritualized murder... He's one sick son of a bitch.'
Actual serial killers: 'Yea so he hated women and killed sex workers which is why the cops didn't care.'
Actual serial killers: 'Yea so he hated women and killed sex workers which is why the cops didn't care.'
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Guy Who Lived Down The Street From Serial Killer: "he was kinda quiet, mostly just kept to himself... guess it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for"
Girl Who Knew The Killer: "that asshole been in jail seventeen times and had the smell of rotting flesh coming from his apartment for years"
Girl Who Knew The Killer: "that asshole been in jail seventeen times and had the smell of rotting flesh coming from his apartment for years"
Police procedurals: 'This serial killer is super sophisticated, highly intelligent and his murders follow an occult pattern of ritualized murder... He's one sick son of a bitch.'
Actual serial killers: 'Yea so he hated women and killed sex workers which is why the cops didn't care.'
Actual serial killers: 'Yea so he hated women and killed sex workers which is why the cops didn't care.'
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Guy Who Lived Down The Street From Serial Killer: "he was kinda quiet, mostly just kept to himself... guess it's the quiet ones you gotta watch out for"
Girl Who Knew The Killer: "that asshole been in jail seventeen times and had the smell of rotting flesh coming from his apartment for years"
Girl Who Knew The Killer: "that asshole been in jail seventeen times and had the smell of rotting flesh coming from his apartment for years"
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I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
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I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m a single issue voter and my issue is that those busses that bend in the middle should make accordion noises
First publication of The jeong Curve
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
First publication of The jeong Curve
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Twas brilliant, and the slythy toves
Did gyre and gimbol on the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the momeraths outgrabe
Did gyre and gimbol on the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the momeraths outgrabe
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Twas brilliant, and the slythy toves
Did gyre and gimbol on the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the momeraths outgrabe
Did gyre and gimbol on the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the momeraths outgrabe
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If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
A generous reader, @russ41.bsky.social, has offered to donate $1 for every 1-person increase to our follower count.
If you're not following @boltsmag.org yet, it'll directly help fund our reporting!
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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