tom bombadilf
@jakelene.bsky.social
hello, this is jake on jake's phone
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my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides
Heated Rivalry official S1 soundtrack when
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Heated Rivalry official S1 soundtrack when
distressing how funny i can be when i simply just don't sleep or eat or take care of myself in any way
December 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
distressing how funny i can be when i simply just don't sleep or eat or take care of myself in any way
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
John Oliver really was not kidding about the overwhelming rebellious power of just saying “Fuck you, make me.”
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With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
With Hockey RPF the fanfic was for the romance and the sex, the things canon didn't provide. But in Heated Rivalry canon does provide. So logic dictates that the fanfic is there to make them actually play hockey.
Needledropping t.at.u's All the Things She Said to straight bait the queers.... Magnificent.
December 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Needledropping t.at.u's All the Things She Said to straight bait the queers.... Magnificent.
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I hate to admit it but in my heart I know Jack Aubrey would get devastatingly into crypto, like he would ruin his entire life, 2025 Jack Aubrey has to go capture a Russian aircraft carrier because he lost all his money on slurp juice
March 6, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I hate to admit it but in my heart I know Jack Aubrey would get devastatingly into crypto, like he would ruin his entire life, 2025 Jack Aubrey has to go capture a Russian aircraft carrier because he lost all his money on slurp juice
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i should be in charge of the marvel movies. i will cast mark rylance, jared harris, mark strong, paul dano, and paul giamatti as the avengers. their headquarters are the municipal planning office of a midsize american city. the supervillain they defeat will be various challenges to zoning reform
April 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
i should be in charge of the marvel movies. i will cast mark rylance, jared harris, mark strong, paul dano, and paul giamatti as the avengers. their headquarters are the municipal planning office of a midsize american city. the supervillain they defeat will be various challenges to zoning reform
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Silver Surfer was a good character because he seemed very important but he was also a muscular nude man made of chrome airboarding with his ass cheeks out. it's good to have characters who are just nude for no reason, even if they're very shiny.
April 5, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Silver Surfer was a good character because he seemed very important but he was also a muscular nude man made of chrome airboarding with his ass cheeks out. it's good to have characters who are just nude for no reason, even if they're very shiny.
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I feel like if you encounter a vampire and they aren’t rich that improves your odds substantially. Bro is immortal but couldn’t figure out how to get compound interest to work in his favor, he’s not exactly a mastermind. Keep your wits about you and you’re probably fine.
April 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I feel like if you encounter a vampire and they aren’t rich that improves your odds substantially. Bro is immortal but couldn’t figure out how to get compound interest to work in his favor, he’s not exactly a mastermind. Keep your wits about you and you’re probably fine.
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I feel like we give too much credit to the inherent homoeroticism of things. In many cases, it's not inherently homoerotic at all, and only becomes so through serious and dedicated effort. People work hard to make that shit homoerotic, and frankly, sometimes the circumstances are NOT helping.
May 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
I feel like we give too much credit to the inherent homoeroticism of things. In many cases, it's not inherently homoerotic at all, and only becomes so through serious and dedicated effort. People work hard to make that shit homoerotic, and frankly, sometimes the circumstances are NOT helping.
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One thing Star Wars gets really right about life is that if you want to be successful all that matters is who your dad is and what powerful friends does he have
May 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
One thing Star Wars gets really right about life is that if you want to be successful all that matters is who your dad is and what powerful friends does he have
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don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character
May 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character
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this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff
June 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
this is a sith lightsaber, from the war. I keep it on a shelf right next to my stormtrooper armor and imperial officer’s uniform. I’ve even got a verified chunk of the death star from yavin. I’m just a collector. I just think the history is interesting. no, I don’t have any rebel stuff
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Strange but true: the "quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore" that Poe's narrator is pondering in his famous poem The Raven was actually the Elder Scrolls fan wiki
July 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Strange but true: the "quaint and curious volumes of forgotten lore" that Poe's narrator is pondering in his famous poem The Raven was actually the Elder Scrolls fan wiki
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Congratulations to TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: The Grink
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Congratulations to TIME Magazine’s Person of the Year: The Grink
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One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
December 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential
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The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
September 7, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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mario whispering "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" as he slips through the tenuous fabric between worlds
August 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
mario whispering "Ceci n'est pas une pipe" as he slips through the tenuous fabric between worlds
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ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
December 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ben solo. my beautiful son. i named you after the oldest man i ever knew’s witness protection name
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very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 PM
very little brings me as much joy as explaining the plots of romance novels to my husband. no one is more earnestly appalled. "he made a BET to marry her? but that will hurt her feelings when she finds out!" yes beloved
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MR. KISSER: Welcome to my Labe-oratorium, Batman. It's too bad you won't survive my ultimate hot and heavy smooch on the mouth. It really is the KISS of death!
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
June 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MR. KISSER: Welcome to my Labe-oratorium, Batman. It's too bad you won't survive my ultimate hot and heavy smooch on the mouth. It really is the KISS of death!
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
ROBIN: Batman, let's get the fuck out of here.
BATMAN: (batman voice) 𝗡𝗼.
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Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Being a massive pervert is free, fun, and incredibly fulfilling – but watch out! Vast social forces are arrayed against it...