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Random Geezer
@jb-58.bsky.social
🇬🇧 Gentleman of a certain age (316 ppm).💚💙💜

Art, buildings, books, poetry, photography, printmaking, life-drawing, textiles, naturism, sex/body positivity, wellness, ageing are my lightly-held bags.

Pics and art except reposts all mine and ©.

Bella ciao!
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Single handedly just put the ‘Great’ back into Britain 😂🫡
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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I'm so glad I was a teen in the 70s.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYO...
Jethro Tull - Thick As A Brick (Sight And Sound In Concert: Jethro Tull Live, 19th Feb, 1977)
YouTube video by Jethro Tull
www.youtube.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
My compound German nouns are a little rusty but I think the word I'm looking for is something like Anticharismascheisskopf.

#streeting
December 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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‘Our tech overlords like the idea of being Thomas Edison, genius inventor-businessman, but they often have more in common with P.T. Barnum, genius of marketing and hype. Altman could go toe-to-toe with Barnum, and I wouldn’t want to pick a winner.’

John Lanchester:

www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
John Lanchester · King of Cannibal Island: Will the AI bubble burst?
Nvidia shares are the purest bet you can make on the impact of AI. The leading firms are lending money to one another in...
www.lrb.co.uk
December 20, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It shouldn't come as a surprise to anybody that a technology boosted entirely by horse shit traders should itself trade in horse shit.

#AI
December 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Here’s one reason why Trump’s doctors keep giving him cognitive tests. 🤣🤣
December 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Shout out to my USPS mail carrier who bypassed the package deposit box on my front porch and went the extra mile to walk all the way around my house to deliver my Xmas present in a puddle on top of dogshit.
December 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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I dunno, I'm really tired of extrovert tv. I would like some quiet stuff, gentle, beautiful, informative. All this loud chat, strained grins and animated people is very exhausting. And yes, I do turn it off.
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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Mrs P grew some chillies.

I harvested and dried the chillies.

To make chilli flakes I put the dried chillies in a bowl and set forth my wrath upon them with a stick blender.

And yea, verily did the dried chillies turn into aerosolized death and fuck up my lungs right proper.

Motherfuckers.
December 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Recently saw some AI thing of a cat dancing.

Main effect was to make me realise that videos of actual cats are far more interesting.

#AI #cats
December 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.

Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future."

- @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit.

Incredible words.
Listen to all of it!
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Can recommend Aldi's almond and hazelnut nougat.

Suggest you give your fillings 24 hours advance warning though.

#sweet
December 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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If you love Britain you hate what the Telegraph has become.
Actively advocating against this country and it's people.
The only thing it believes in is serving wealth.
Probably Russian wealth.
December 19, 2025 at 6:59 AM
There's hope for America yet.
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Because the tree was there first.
Respect!
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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The Fans Supporting Foodbanks van will be in its usual spot, outside the South Stand on Saturday. Let’s make sure less-fortunate families and children don’t go hungry this Christmas. We’re EVERTON, aren’t we?
Please bring a small bag, if you are able, of dried and tinned foods 💙
December 17, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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I love the Theranos woman because she (correctly) deduced that you only need two things to get billions of dollars in investment money from silicon valley venture capitalists:
- one (1) turtleneck
- lies
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Reform supporters keep telling us we are lying when I repeat this. So let’s be clear.

Here is the video of Nigel Farage himself saying the country will need to “have insurance based healthcare” - private healthcare. Those are his words. That is not a rumour and not spin.

youtu.be/pxuQyTCHXyE?...
Nigel Farage on NHS & Insurance
YouTube video by Counter Collective - News & Politics
youtu.be
December 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Even by my low expectations for Kemi Badenoch ‘violence against women and girls is something done by immigrants and nobody else’ has shocked me.
Dog-whistle and factually incorrect. Ladies, raise your hand if you were sexually assaulted by a boy at school? I’d wager this or a family member is most women’s first experience of sexual violence
December 18, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM