Jelly Downtown
@jellydowntown.bsky.social
Doctor of the Planispheres, Grand Elect of the Eons, Sublime Sage of the Zodiac, Guardian of the Three Fires, Knight Supreme Commander of the Stars
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Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
January 3, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Among the many reasons you don’t kidnap a foreign head of state at gunpoint even if you have the capability, is that it sparks consequences you can neither control nor anticipate.
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Lemon pig ....please... bring us good fortune this year
(Nother new sticker design)
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July 29, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Lemon pig ....please... bring us good fortune this year
(Nother new sticker design)
(Nother new sticker design)
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hey man, you busy tomorrow? well i am! i’m gonna be crankin it!
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 PM
hey man, you busy tomorrow? well i am! i’m gonna be crankin it!
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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The Times Square ball drop is a nice bit of pageantry, but the “real” New Year is of course at midnight Central Time
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The Times Square ball drop is a nice bit of pageantry, but the “real” New Year is of course at midnight Central Time
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on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
December 30, 2025 at 12:44 PM
on arc raider some dickhead was taking pot shots at me for like 10 minutes so i hid and waited for him and when he came around i jumped out and murked his ass. he got on the voice chat and called me a bitch. he was like 12 and absolutely screaming in his house. im 41. gaming is fucking back baby
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Remember: Everyone is fighting a battle you can't see. Be kind in 2026.
Wyoming Freedom Caucus member allegedly admitted that "he drinks while driving for anxiety," Johnson County Sheriff's Office report says.
Rep. Bill Allemand arrested for drinking and driving - WyoFile
Wyoming Freedom Caucus member allegedly admitted that ‘he drinks while driving for anxiety,’ Johnson County Sheriff’s Office report says.
wyofile.com
December 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Remember: Everyone is fighting a battle you can't see. Be kind in 2026.
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We all have that one defiant homie who remains unbowed.
December 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
We all have that one defiant homie who remains unbowed.
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A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
December 28, 2025 at 9:21 PM
A Hampton Inn in Asheville just canceled my family's reservation because our address (incorrectly) showed Asheville—and the hotel bars locals within 50 miles.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
When I asked why, they said, "because of our homeless population," adding that most hotels here have similar policies.
This is outrageous.
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
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shopping for food is so clutch. you can put it together to make meals
December 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
shopping for food is so clutch. you can put it together to make meals
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why does the oven say piss…
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
why does the oven say piss…
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
December 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
that the Whos celebrate Christmas suggests some knowledge of Christ, but whether this is our anthropic Christ or a distinctive Who-Christ remains obscure; some have argued Christianity was introduced to them during their refuge with Horton, which of course turns us to the matter of Elephant Religion
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Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Google Gemini Pro: please generate a map of the western united states showing cities of over 250K population
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Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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I bet Trump signs stuff with a paw print like a dog mayor
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I bet Trump signs stuff with a paw print like a dog mayor
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You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."
December 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You have no obligation to match the tone that marketing materials used to describe old media. Instead of "Sonic and Tails battle across Angel Island to once more defeat the nefarious Doctor Robotnik," try "We live in a fallen world. But I am soothed when animal boys traverse the colorful maze."
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