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Rest in the hottest piss imaginable, Dick Cheney
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Keep telling folks ICE / CBP absolutely are having the time of their lives shooting, gassing, beating, arresting, and kidnapping people. Here’s a bit in their own words.
This is like comic book fascist dialogue. Come on.
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Elon Musk is very explicitly altering the X algorithm to show people content that aligns with his far-right worldview.

If you're still posting there and think you can win hearts and minds or something, this is what you're up against. You're never going to win a rigged game.
November 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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The left’s Joe Rogan has emerged
this is the correct way to react to anything the president says-
November 20, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Willingly scarring your body to own the libs. These people are straight up insane. This is Manson Family shit
November 19, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I kinda can't blame Cruz for rushing to start a popularity contest with JD Vance, the only person on earth he could conceivably beat.
LMAO -- Ted Cruz is on Fox News talking about running for president in 2028
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Please don't let her be the only one. Larry Summers is a massive figure in Democratic politics. He's also a racist and misogynistic sex pest, a best friend to Jeffrey Epstein for more than a decade after his first conviction for child prostitution, and a reactionary centrist to boot.
Per CNN, Elizabeth Warren is calling on Harvard to cut ties with Larry Summers after Jeffrey Epstein's emails released last week by House Dems featured Summers making sexist comments + asking for Epstein’s romantic advice.
November 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪
November 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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According to NextGenStats, Myles Garrett has an average get-off of 0.60 seconds today.

To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Well that's an absolute screamer from Varga for Hungary. Ireland really up against it now.
November 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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I've been saying for a while that when a real conspiracy emerges the Conspiracy Theory Complex will be some of the least interested people in it, because the point of the Conspiracy Theory Complex is not to discover conspiracy but to create rationales to justify untenable beliefs.
Alex Jones on encountering actual gay frogs: “NOTHINGBURGER it’s a Nothingburger on Top of Bottom Nothingburger!”
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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it's so funny how trump keeps keeps threatening to go after bill clinton if this epstein stuff doesn't go away but no one cares
November 15, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Cry, little nazi prick
Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I recall one story from the related Jean Luc Brunel case in Paris detailed that he sent Epstein three 12 year old triplets to abuse as a depraved birthday present. Those implicated & those defending Trump need to blot out the truth & this is one way they'll try, by lying about victim ages.
Alan Dershowitz is one of those claiming Epstein was not a pedophile because he pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. "That’s not a pedophile." See this important response from Julia Brown, the brave reporter who broke the news on this
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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If Neal Katyal writes himself a cameo in the “West Wing for the Supreme Court” TV show he’s working on, do you think he’ll play a liberal lawyer who writes fawning op-eds about conservative judicial nominees, or a BigLaw partner defending child slavery
A Brief History Of Awful TV Shows About the Supreme Court
The concept of “The West Wing for the Supreme Court” might be the only thing more upsetting than the actual Supreme Court.
ballsandstrikes.substack.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Bitch shit
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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If you observe anything in Charlotte today
As always, if you see something that you suspect could be an immigration enforcement action in progress, call our hotline at (336) 543-0353 or the hotline number in the About tab so we can verify and provide support.
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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even if we luck into this scenario, still wildly important for the next admin to be vindictive and vengeful and bring down the hammer on EVERYONE they possibly can while passing a bunch of democracy-enhancing laws and rebuilding the fed govt or we are frankly fucked & will be back here soon
the absolute best case scenario is trump becomes so unpopular that his own party loses faith in his ability to maintain governing power regardless of election rigging, troop deployment, etc, in which case they will cut him loose and make all that stuff even harder for him to pull off.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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And not to get too real on a late night post, but yeah.

I am *so* fucking done with people acting like this is normal. That the president of our country can just flat out lie and it’s not a big deal. That an entire branch of our government has been subverted to the whims of a serial liar.
As someone who has had multiple MRIs, you absolutely know what the techs are imaging before they put you in the machine, because if there is any sort of metal in the target area you *really* need to let them know beforehand since cleaning bloodstains out of the tube is NOT a good time
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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I remember the days when America slaughtered civilians abroad on behalf of industry and finance. Now it’s mostly done because a dying toddler with dementia is crashing out over everyone coming to grips with him being a rapist pedophile.
Looks like we're going to war with Venezuela
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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The Nuzzi story is just gross propaganda, an epic romance made of this grifter who breaks ethics on her social rise & a eugenicist dismantling public health in favor of mass death. They're humanizing, validating, offering it to us so it will be palatable. Obviously the paper is bought & sold.
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM