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Jessie
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Be excellent to each other
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Emergency kitten- Retro Jimmie
January 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
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It doesn’t matter whether or not it will succeed in the House. They should be doing it. They should do it and they should keep doing it over and over. It’s right and necessary to clearly say “this is what should be happening and if this was a functioning rational country it would be”
The president unilaterally decided to attack a sovereign nation and kidnap its leader, and now he says he's just going to run that county himself for a while too.

Call your representatives now and demand they impeach him.
Trump on Venezuela: "We're going to run the country until such time as we can do a safe, proper, and judicious transition"
January 3, 2026 at 6:47 PM
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In an ocean of bad-faith Heated Rivalry takes full of specious arguments and cherrypicked facts, Salon has published one so rancid that I need to pick it apart.

Don't worry, I'm not female or a woman, so I love it the right amount and also I get to be as angry and as mean as I want 😌.
January 3, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over
January 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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remember to start fresh and clean
December 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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wizard cat has a very important message
December 31, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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it's a harsh world out there and not everyone is going to give you credit for all the great stuff you do. but Sandal thinks you have done awesome this year. he doesn't know how you do it.

he also doesn't even know how to open the refrigerator but that isn't important rn
December 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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I take no leave of you, 2025. I send no compliments to your mother. You deserve no such attention. I am most seriously displeased.
December 31, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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It's extremely hard to be an actor, and extremely rare to be a working actor who creates roles so indelible you can recall them with a single word. An artistic life well-led.
Just recently, he was very funny in THE RESIDENCE, one of my favorite shows of the year. Plus THE WIRE, obviously, plus a *lot* of trips to the Law & Order universe, and on and on. A fabulous, versatile presence.
Isiah Whitlock Jr. Dies: ‘The Wire’ Actor & Frequent Spike Lee Collaborator Was 71
Actor Isiah Whitlock Jr., known for his roles in The Wire, Veep, Your Honor and The Residence and a number of Spike Lee movies, passed away Dec. 30.
deadline.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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😭😭😭
December 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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There’s hostile architecture and then there’s pennywise the clown lives in our bathroom
Y’all ever walk into a public restroom and immediately whisper “Jesus Christ”
December 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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2025 recapped
December 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Internet killed the video star 😔
December 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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How I'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Cat break
December 26, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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I’m Lester Holt and this is Dateline. Here’s Josh Mankiewicz with “The Clatter On The Roof.”
theonion.com/santa-tracke...
Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House
AKRON, OH—Using the icon of a sleigh to denote his unmistakable presence near a residence in northeastern Ohio, NORAD’s official tracking app confirmed that Santa Claus paid a visit to his former girl...
theonion.com
December 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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“what is DIE HARD about”
“it’s a cautionary tale about working for a company that schedules a mandatory social event on Christmas Eve”
December 25, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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they don’t tell you when you buy a christmas tree at the christmas tree farm that you could take it home, decorate it, and then be relaxing in your living room seven nights later when A BAT suddenly flies out and starts CRASHING AROUND YOUR HOUSE
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Stress Break, don't forget share your reviews
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Minnesota! I am obsessed with how adorable this dog is. He is still available for some reason. And you can trust John. Please consider bringing The Professor into your family so that you can supply me with pictures of him forever.
The Professor, our foster dog, is up for adoption but has had zero applications. And I get it, people are busy, but he’s wonderful.

Not a sleep in your lap dog but the king of sleep next to you dogs. Just a nice little 4 month old gentleman. With a PhD.

new.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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don’t wrap presents on the floor without a plan on how to get back up
December 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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I'm not saying the bakery I've purchased holiday baked goods from for the last ten years should have asked me personally before changing a recipe. That would be ridiculous. I'm just saying that how the bakery feels about peanut butter & jam bars has been noted and I will never forget this betrayal.
December 23, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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The Streisand effect remains undefeated
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM