Jimmyfranks
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Cartoonists— get your ass to the PacNW
WASHINGTON AND OREGON CARTOONISTS: Seattle's bus service is commissioning 6 artists for public art pieces, 2 each, of local stories, 16-32 pages, over 2026, for $54k per artist, to be freely distributed over their ridership.
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
details here: www.4culture.org/grants/movin...
Moving Stories: Short-Form Graphic Novels for King County Metro Transit RapidRide
King County Metro and 4Culture seek six artists to create short-form graphic novels that illuminate community stories along new and existing RapidRide lines.
www.4culture.org
December 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Cartoonists— get your ass to the PacNW
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We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
We do not play any kind of Elf On The Shelf games at River Side Casino. If you see an elf watching you, get the fuck out of there!
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
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Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
December 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Take the crystal— I cannot hold open the Patient Portal any longer! You must validate your insurance provider at least 10 minutes prior to your appointment!
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
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If Guinness is for strength, what do you drink for dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, or charisma?
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
If Guinness is for strength, what do you drink for dexterity, constitution, intelligence, wisdom, or charisma?
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![X CUT OUT AND TAPE NEAR YOUR COMPUTER OR TV
BREAKING NEWS CONSUMER'S HANDBOOK
In the immediate aftermath, news outlets will get it wrong.
2. Don't trust anonymous sources.
3. Don't trust stories that cite another news outlet as the source of the information.
4. There's almost never a second shooter.
5. Pay attention to the language the media uses.
• "We are getting reports".. could mean anything.
• "We are seeking confirmation".. means they don't have it.
• "[News outlet] has learned".
'.. means it has a scoop or is going out on limb.
6. Look for news outlets close to the incident.
7. Compare multiple sources.
8. Big news brings out the fakers. And photoshoppers.
9. Beware reflexive retweeting, Some of this is on you.
ON THE MEDIA]
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iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 AM
iwona b horyn, too, but you don’t see me decomposing about it
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"Fear Of Phantom" is one of the most common causes of men unable to perform in bed and it's long past time we talked about it.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
"Fear Of Phantom" is one of the most common causes of men unable to perform in bed and it's long past time we talked about it.
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike. #Birds
November 17, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike. #Birds
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This is wrong. We should not trap the souls of dead people in computers. Souls should be trapped in amulets
November 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
This is wrong. We should not trap the souls of dead people in computers. Souls should be trapped in amulets
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Psyched to check out HAMNET, which I understand to be about a pig with a modem
November 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Psyched to check out HAMNET, which I understand to be about a pig with a modem
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It’s stunning how it consistently and completely wrecks people’s shit
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 9, 2025 at 9:40 AM
It’s stunning how it consistently and completely wrecks people’s shit
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we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
we gotta stop with the tiny microphones. get a full size mic like an ADULT. you look like you’re at tea with a mouse
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The new mayor of New York City is... DICK CHENEY???? *record scratch*
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The new mayor of New York City is... DICK CHENEY???? *record scratch*
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Let's not forget the real victim of the NYC Mayoral election, Curtis Sliwa, who will never see his dream of an army of millions of feral cats flooding the streets of New York.
November 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Let's not forget the real victim of the NYC Mayoral election, Curtis Sliwa, who will never see his dream of an army of millions of feral cats flooding the streets of New York.
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time to recap my saddest tape.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
time to recap my saddest tape.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.
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It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
It's nearly impossible to make a living entertaining children in a sewer since Stephen king's "It"
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makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
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dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
dude I'm getting ads to have a witch blast off my dick
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"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN
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I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIBRARIAN WHO SAYS I CANT BRING A CROCKPOT INTO NONFICTION. RUN THE EXTENSION CORD COWARD. LET THE STEW LEARN
October 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I WILL NOT BE SILENCED BY THE LIBRARIAN WHO SAYS I CANT BRING A CROCKPOT INTO NONFICTION. RUN THE EXTENSION CORD COWARD. LET THE STEW LEARN