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I was born at a very young age
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theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises
October 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises
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Challengers (2024).
September 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Challengers (2024).
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HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific.
September 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
HR keeps referring to “the incident” and I keep telling them they’ll have to be more specific.
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he packed prisons full of people who got caught smoking a joint after a long day at work, i dont care what happens to this silverback ape
September 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
he packed prisons full of people who got caught smoking a joint after a long day at work, i dont care what happens to this silverback ape
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Just gotta get through every week of my life and I’ll be fine
September 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Just gotta get through every week of my life and I’ll be fine
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
2025 Political Rising Stars To Keep An Eye On
It’s Friday night, boys.
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
It’s Friday night, boys.
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I’ve sat next to a lot of couples at dinner this past week and I just have to say: y’all annoying as fuck
August 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I’ve sat next to a lot of couples at dinner this past week and I just have to say: y’all annoying as fuck
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i saw a guy on here asking people what they thought was the GREATEST OF ALL TIME tv show and i cant think of anything better than weather channel local on the 8s
August 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i saw a guy on here asking people what they thought was the GREATEST OF ALL TIME tv show and i cant think of anything better than weather channel local on the 8s
Thinking about havin someone eat my pussy
August 2, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Thinking about havin someone eat my pussy
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My god Jeff Passan absolutely destroyed this man. We are not worthy.
August 1, 2025 at 11:45 PM
My god Jeff Passan absolutely destroyed this man. We are not worthy.
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
July 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
When you throw a dead fly in the trash you’re laying it to rest amongst a great fortune like a pharaoh
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MULDER: listen to me - this situation is serious and people are in danger, shut down the power
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER, gritting teeth, barely restrained anger: god damnit Mulder there's no such thing as a Freakazoid!
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER, gritting teeth, barely restrained anger: god damnit Mulder there's no such thing as a Freakazoid!
July 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
MULDER: listen to me - this situation is serious and people are in danger, shut down the power
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER, gritting teeth, barely restrained anger: god damnit Mulder there's no such thing as a Freakazoid!
ASSISTANT DIRECTOR SKINNER, gritting teeth, barely restrained anger: god damnit Mulder there's no such thing as a Freakazoid!
Worst possible video to come across while dilating
July 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Worst possible video to come across while dilating
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hell? yea, brother
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
hell? yea, brother
Watching Futurama on Comedy Central and the amount of commercials for testosterone products and dick pills is so insane. It’s almost all there is. Wtf is this
July 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Watching Futurama on Comedy Central and the amount of commercials for testosterone products and dick pills is so insane. It’s almost all there is. Wtf is this
Hotel television options versus hospital television options is fucking insane. Not even close. Hospitals have alllllll the channels.
July 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Hotel television options versus hospital television options is fucking insane. Not even close. Hospitals have alllllll the channels.
This is what they’re gonna do to me tomorrow
July 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This is what they’re gonna do to me tomorrow
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The Braves or their stadium shouldn’t be allowed on national TV until they can go 90 minutes without 40,000 hicks doing the chop
July 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The Braves or their stadium shouldn’t be allowed on national TV until they can go 90 minutes without 40,000 hicks doing the chop
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