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I make poor decisions and give bad advice.
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I just heard that song Ring My Bell and you know what I don't think it's really about bells at all
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I just heard that song Ring My Bell and you know what I don't think it's really about bells at all
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Ya know in Wayne’s World how Wayne goes up 2 Cassandra & asks if she wants 2 go somewhere 2 talk? She says sure despite his lackluster mullet. He tells her she’s pretty & talks about life 2 her in Cantonese. Well kiddo, Wayne had what yous call aura & it’s a very precious thing
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ya know in Wayne’s World how Wayne goes up 2 Cassandra & asks if she wants 2 go somewhere 2 talk? She says sure despite his lackluster mullet. He tells her she’s pretty & talks about life 2 her in Cantonese. Well kiddo, Wayne had what yous call aura & it’s a very precious thing
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My superpower is to offend people effortlessly.
December 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
My superpower is to offend people effortlessly.
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wrapping presents is like performing cpr you want to be on a hard surface and hopefully not crack any ribs
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 PM
wrapping presents is like performing cpr you want to be on a hard surface and hopefully not crack any ribs
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
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If you're rich enough, you can saw journalists into little pieces.
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
If you're rich enough, you can saw journalists into little pieces.
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Pay attention to how Mike Johnson is trying to shift the narrative today - he’s saying some Epstein files can’t be released because they’re intelligence products and would harm national security.
November 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pay attention to how Mike Johnson is trying to shift the narrative today - he’s saying some Epstein files can’t be released because they’re intelligence products and would harm national security.
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I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
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Damn, even the cat voting?
November 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Damn, even the cat voting?
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hey, i have good posts but you don’t know them they live in canada
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
hey, i have good posts but you don’t know them they live in canada
My husband just told me he doesn’t ‘feel like’ voting tonight. So, long story short, I’m going to need an alibi.
November 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
My husband just told me he doesn’t ‘feel like’ voting tonight. So, long story short, I’m going to need an alibi.
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Everyone ready for Santa Claus tomorrow?!
October 31, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Everyone ready for Santa Claus tomorrow?!
Happy Halloween!!! It’s my favorite holiday so please live it up tonight!
October 31, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Happy Halloween!!! It’s my favorite holiday so please live it up tonight!
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Its ‘ween eve. Putting out ‘weeners for the ‘ween fairy
October 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Its ‘ween eve. Putting out ‘weeners for the ‘ween fairy
Send urgent help. My colleague is clearing her throat every 30 seconds and we still have many hours left in our work day.
October 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Send urgent help. My colleague is clearing her throat every 30 seconds and we still have many hours left in our work day.
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I'm not religious or a statistician, but between the afterlife not existing, and Trump being the worst person ever, I estimate there's a 0.00% chance he goes to Heaven.
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I'm not religious or a statistician, but between the afterlife not existing, and Trump being the worst person ever, I estimate there's a 0.00% chance he goes to Heaven.
I’ve decided to choose violence. Please try me during these difficult times.
October 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’ve decided to choose violence. Please try me during these difficult times.
I need a gym buddy. I do so much better when I’m at risk of embarrassing myself by losing a competition m
October 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I need a gym buddy. I do so much better when I’m at risk of embarrassing myself by losing a competition m
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If I say something happened "the other day" that can mean any time between 1990 and yesterday
June 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
If I say something happened "the other day" that can mean any time between 1990 and yesterday
Oh, yes please!
July 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Oh, yes please!
I’m going to suggest this for our book club’s July book. Fine literature is my passion.
June 19, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I’m going to suggest this for our book club’s July book. Fine literature is my passion.
Ahhhh, fresh sheets on the bed. One of life’s simple pleasures.
April 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Ahhhh, fresh sheets on the bed. One of life’s simple pleasures.