katelyn
@katesquire.bsky.social
Michigander. in-house lawyer. I would rather be reading. @gooselaw.bsky.social’s foul-mouthed wife. Never been a natural. All I do is try try try. YOYOK. she/her.
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katelyn
@katesquire.bsky.social
· Jun 10
Please don’t be weirdos on my posts I don’t want to have to mute everything
Refreshing: I didn’t see a single person watching a constant stream of indoctrination (Fox News) on my flights to and from San Juan
December 8, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Refreshing: I didn’t see a single person watching a constant stream of indoctrination (Fox News) on my flights to and from San Juan
I didn’t bring my work computer on vacation and the world didn’t explode
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I didn’t bring my work computer on vacation and the world didn’t explode
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There was no such thing as illegal immigrants when the 14th Amendment was created, the question before the Supreme Court is "what did Congress think about something that didn't exist" and The Supreme Court always answers these questions "whatever the GOP platform says"
December 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
There was no such thing as illegal immigrants when the 14th Amendment was created, the question before the Supreme Court is "what did Congress think about something that didn't exist" and The Supreme Court always answers these questions "whatever the GOP platform says"
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I would like to see more hot takes on birthright citizenship that center the child whose future is at stake. children are completely powerless. “they get an unfair queue jump”? listen to yourselves.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I would like to see more hot takes on birthright citizenship that center the child whose future is at stake. children are completely powerless. “they get an unfair queue jump”? listen to yourselves.
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unhappy?
have you considered Buying Things?
Buying Things always works
have you considered Buying Things?
Buying Things always works
December 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
unhappy?
have you considered Buying Things?
Buying Things always works
have you considered Buying Things?
Buying Things always works
Much of my job recently has been playing telephone between three companies’ IT personnel and repeatedly asking them all why the three of them can’t just email each other
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Much of my job recently has been playing telephone between three companies’ IT personnel and repeatedly asking them all why the three of them can’t just email each other
I paid off another one of my student loans over the holiday weekend and it took an extra day to process the payment so I just had to make an additional payment for FOUR CENTS.
December 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I paid off another one of my student loans over the holiday weekend and it took an extra day to process the payment so I just had to make an additional payment for FOUR CENTS.
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“That sounds illegal”
December 1, 2025 at 6:24 PM
“That sounds illegal”
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What if - and I'm just spitballing here - everyone in the GOP has some kind of brain worms?
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
December 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
What if - and I'm just spitballing here - everyone in the GOP has some kind of brain worms?
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The fact that Trump hasn’t ordered flags at half staff for the murdered national guardswoman who was killed because HE ordered her there, but he ordered it immediately for Charlie Kirk, neither a government employee nor military nor politician, a literal civilian— is fucking insane.
November 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
The fact that Trump hasn’t ordered flags at half staff for the murdered national guardswoman who was killed because HE ordered her there, but he ordered it immediately for Charlie Kirk, neither a government employee nor military nor politician, a literal civilian— is fucking insane.
After 4.5 days off I don’t think I can go back to work tomorrow
November 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
After 4.5 days off I don’t think I can go back to work tomorrow
Next year I’m spatchcocking
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Next year I’m spatchcocking
We should all have the entire month of December off I’m so tired
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We should all have the entire month of December off I’m so tired
Correct
even if you personally hate it, no widely consumed food is actually bad or it wouldn't be widely consumed, except black olives, which are a fucking abomination
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Correct
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Buses have been free in Tucson for years now. City check: still standing.
Well, well, well, imagine this:
Iowa City Made Its Buses Free. Traffic Cleared, and So Did the Air. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/c...
Iowa City Made Its Buses Free. Traffic Cleared, and So Did the Air. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/18/c...
Iowa City Made Its Buses Free. Traffic Cleared, and So Did the Air.
www.nytimes.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Buses have been free in Tucson for years now. City check: still standing.
Lmao I watched Legally Blonde at age 13 and now I’m a lawyer.
November 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Lmao I watched Legally Blonde at age 13 and now I’m a lawyer.
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every week just gets weirder tbh
November 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
every week just gets weirder tbh
Had my yearly skin cancer check (all good!!) and the PA told me my skin was glowing so I am riding that high for a while 💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Had my yearly skin cancer check (all good!!) and the PA told me my skin was glowing so I am riding that high for a while 💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️
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Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
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Everybody now!
🕺💃🕺💃
AI is not a learning tool
AI is not a tool for learners
AI doesn't help you master a skill
AI is a labor reducer and labor is a key aspect of all learning
🕺💃🕺💃
AI is not a learning tool
AI is not a tool for learners
AI doesn't help you master a skill
AI is a labor reducer and labor is a key aspect of all learning
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Everybody now!
🕺💃🕺💃
AI is not a learning tool
AI is not a tool for learners
AI doesn't help you master a skill
AI is a labor reducer and labor is a key aspect of all learning
🕺💃🕺💃
AI is not a learning tool
AI is not a tool for learners
AI doesn't help you master a skill
AI is a labor reducer and labor is a key aspect of all learning
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
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The Senate voted to pass the Epstein Transparency Act through unanimous consent.
Time to see where the cover-up lies: does Trump pocket veto, does Patel/Bondi invoke national security, or do they redact the files to cover for Trump and the billionaire elites pillaging this country?
Time to see where the cover-up lies: does Trump pocket veto, does Patel/Bondi invoke national security, or do they redact the files to cover for Trump and the billionaire elites pillaging this country?
November 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
The Senate voted to pass the Epstein Transparency Act through unanimous consent.
Time to see where the cover-up lies: does Trump pocket veto, does Patel/Bondi invoke national security, or do they redact the files to cover for Trump and the billionaire elites pillaging this country?
Time to see where the cover-up lies: does Trump pocket veto, does Patel/Bondi invoke national security, or do they redact the files to cover for Trump and the billionaire elites pillaging this country?
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Trump finally decided bleeding out wasn't necessary when there are so many other ways to try to hide and deflect.
THUNE SAYS EPSTEIN BILL COULD PASS US SENATE BY UNANIMOUS CONSENT, POSSIBLY LATER ON TUESDAY
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Trump finally decided bleeding out wasn't necessary when there are so many other ways to try to hide and deflect.
I’ve finished both my hardback book and my e-book recently and now I need to pick another of each out of my wealth of selections and I have nooooo idea what to pick 😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I’ve finished both my hardback book and my e-book recently and now I need to pick another of each out of my wealth of selections and I have nooooo idea what to pick 😭