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Kellen
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Green eyes and thick thighs
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do I need to post the thousand baby graves from the cemetery I used to work at again
January 7, 2026 at 1:36 PM
It’s the year of the horse?? You gotta be kidding me
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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The Delaware Orb

Kodak XX
Minolta Maxxum 8000i

#filmphotography
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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Then there's Russ Taylor. "It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement."

(Editor's note: Taylor was plead guilty to conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack. He was later pardoned by Trump.)
www.wired.com/story/owning...
October 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Shout out to today's referee, Clete Blakeman
September 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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No offense, but when I see someone in a car next to me driving with their phone in their hand, I basically view them as sub-human.
September 4, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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Spider-Man on the Genesis has the best continue screen I've ever seen in a video game.
August 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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June 23, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Good water level music in a video game should make you feel as if you have returned to the womb.
June 14, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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heartwarming video of man who just received cochlear implant hearing the video of the lady who fell and hurt herself stomping grapes on the news for the first time
June 8, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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they are having to construct a specialized guillotine for his fucked up scutoid shaped head
April 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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luigi, we need you now more than ever. i will not clarify which one i’m talking about
April 4, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Make America Great Again but it's the band America. They fell off after A Horse with No Name
March 31, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I am debating between starting Metal Gear Solid 2 or Resident Evil 4 remaster this week
March 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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March 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
No. 1 chuck schumer hater, absolute wet rag do-nothing loser for eight years this guy STINKS get him outta here
March 14, 2025 at 3:27 AM