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MI. He/him
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December 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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she bari’d the story
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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as foretold by the prophesy
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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he looks like he’d have piano keys for teeth and birds circling his head
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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you should be able to get a haircut while you’re having surgery
August 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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You don’t need to do shit to he a genius right now all you need to do is read paper books and hold still while everyone else dives headfirst into the gray goo quicksand
December 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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it’s 2045. the people take to the streets as Barron Trump’s grip on power begins to slip following his refusal to release the Mr. Beast files.
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did

Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault

Gone and cry
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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the way people talk about AI is like it's a stalker you ought to be nicer to
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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I do my best thinking in the shower. This is a magical property of my shower and not related the new kind of dementia my phone seems to be giving me.
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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I just fucking love how happy he looks
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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one of life's little delights is opening up leftover cheesecake and licking your lips like a cartoon hobo
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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[transylvania, police interrogation room]

COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…

VILLAGER: with a stake, yes

COP: and he died… meaning he was…

VILLAGER: was a dracula

COP: was a dracula

POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
November 9, 2023 at 7:19 PM
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WHAT’s up guys its Plato welcome back to the cave. Guys we’ve got some CRAZY shadows for you today you are not gonna want to miss this! But first I have to thank our sponsor OnX Backcountry
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Something lovely for the weekend! A 1,800 year-old Roman glass flask shaped like a mouse!

Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️

📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

#Archaeology
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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Russell Vought is the only one with a plan, and that plan isn't about short term economic wellness, it's long term power consolidation so the prosperity of the masses is meaningless.

None of these people live in reality. They just lust to see their projects come to fruition.
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Gary Larson said arm Nancy
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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One Perfect Shot

The Lighthouse (2019)

Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke
Directed by Robert Eggers

📽️
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM