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December 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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she bari’d the story
December 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
she bari’d the story
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as foretold by the prophesy
![Managing requires certain kinds of soft skills, ones I am not confident you possess. They weren’t necessary in your cushy Wall Street Journal op-ed job, or your cushier New York Times op-ed job. They were barely required at the publication you invented, The Free Press. So now you’re the head honcho at CBS News. [highlighted text] Let’s say you decide to skip levels to directly edit a 60 Minutes story. It doesn’t even have to be a controversial story to make all hell break loose — because you have neither the credibility nor the relationships required to take this kind of work on. And what’s more, you’ve got a news division composed exclusively of ambitious piranhas below you — not your handpicked cronies, like Tyler “I wish to see Hollywood virgins” Cowen. These people have decades in television, and you have a newsletter and a history of throwing your colleagues under the bus. [end of highlight]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j3tpb4iabrq3ukfaui6eymwf/bafkreiblgfxjkl4p7yos56wttujnqclubnwegqcdc7g74pdovoe24kzonu@jpeg)
December 22, 2025 at 3:48 AM
as foretold by the prophesy
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
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he looks like he’d have piano keys for teeth and birds circling his head
December 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
he looks like he’d have piano keys for teeth and birds circling his head
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you should be able to get a haircut while you’re having surgery
August 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM
you should be able to get a haircut while you’re having surgery
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You don’t need to do shit to he a genius right now all you need to do is read paper books and hold still while everyone else dives headfirst into the gray goo quicksand
December 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
You don’t need to do shit to he a genius right now all you need to do is read paper books and hold still while everyone else dives headfirst into the gray goo quicksand
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it’s 2045. the people take to the streets as Barron Trump’s grip on power begins to slip following his refusal to release the Mr. Beast files.
December 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
it’s 2045. the people take to the streets as Barron Trump’s grip on power begins to slip following his refusal to release the Mr. Beast files.
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Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Losing your woman to a karate man… is something you did
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
Yo kids spending crimus in the karate man house is yo fault
Gone and cry
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the way people talk about AI is like it's a stalker you ought to be nicer to
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
the way people talk about AI is like it's a stalker you ought to be nicer to
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
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I do my best thinking in the shower. This is a magical property of my shower and not related the new kind of dementia my phone seems to be giving me.
December 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I do my best thinking in the shower. This is a magical property of my shower and not related the new kind of dementia my phone seems to be giving me.
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I just fucking love how happy he looks
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I just fucking love how happy he looks
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one of life's little delights is opening up leftover cheesecake and licking your lips like a cartoon hobo
December 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
one of life's little delights is opening up leftover cheesecake and licking your lips like a cartoon hobo
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[transylvania, police interrogation room]
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
November 9, 2023 at 7:19 PM
[transylvania, police interrogation room]
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a…
VILLAGER: with a stake, yes
COP: and he died… meaning he was…
VILLAGER: was a dracula
COP: was a dracula
POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula
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WHAT’s up guys its Plato welcome back to the cave. Guys we’ve got some CRAZY shadows for you today you are not gonna want to miss this! But first I have to thank our sponsor OnX Backcountry
December 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
WHAT’s up guys its Plato welcome back to the cave. Guys we’ve got some CRAZY shadows for you today you are not gonna want to miss this! But first I have to thank our sponsor OnX Backcountry
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Something lovely for the weekend! A 1,800 year-old Roman glass flask shaped like a mouse!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
December 20, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Something lovely for the weekend! A 1,800 year-old Roman glass flask shaped like a mouse!
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
Squeak squeak! 🐭❤️
📷 by me www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...
#Archaeology
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Russell Vought is the only one with a plan, and that plan isn't about short term economic wellness, it's long term power consolidation so the prosperity of the masses is meaningless.
None of these people live in reality. They just lust to see their projects come to fruition.
None of these people live in reality. They just lust to see their projects come to fruition.
December 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Russell Vought is the only one with a plan, and that plan isn't about short term economic wellness, it's long term power consolidation so the prosperity of the masses is meaningless.
None of these people live in reality. They just lust to see their projects come to fruition.
None of these people live in reality. They just lust to see their projects come to fruition.
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Gary Larson said arm Nancy
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Gary Larson said arm Nancy
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One Perfect Shot
The Lighthouse (2019)
Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke
Directed by Robert Eggers
📽️
The Lighthouse (2019)
Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke
Directed by Robert Eggers
📽️
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
One Perfect Shot
The Lighthouse (2019)
Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke
Directed by Robert Eggers
📽️
The Lighthouse (2019)
Cinematography by Jarin Blaschke
Directed by Robert Eggers
📽️
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in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
December 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄
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MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
December 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
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December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”
December 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Looking to spread some yuletide cheer with my new song “Big Nick Christmas”