Buttocks Carlton, Esq III
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According to a film review in my local paper, Michael Imperioli is famous for playing a character named “Christopher Soprano.”
December 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
According to a film review in my local paper, Michael Imperioli is famous for playing a character named “Christopher Soprano.”
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Imagine my dismay when my bad take machine wouldn’t stop generating bad takes
December 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Imagine my dismay when my bad take machine wouldn’t stop generating bad takes
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the vice president is a klansman
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
December 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
the vice president is a klansman
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the hilarious thing about this is how little appeal it will have to the “real americans” people like weiss pretend to be looking out for. hell this won’t even appeal to fox news viewers. the only audiences for this are the dorks at the free press and the other “heterodox” dweebs
December 20, 2025 at 4:27 AM
the hilarious thing about this is how little appeal it will have to the “real americans” people like weiss pretend to be looking out for. hell this won’t even appeal to fox news viewers. the only audiences for this are the dorks at the free press and the other “heterodox” dweebs
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it is also just hilarious to insist that eight months of rush job “scholarship” outweighs decades of settled history and 140 years of settled law
Giving the game away. he has more “scholarly ammunition” than he did in January because a bunch of professional bootlicks and liars who have never had real jobs started lying about birthright citizenship in January.
December 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
it is also just hilarious to insist that eight months of rush job “scholarship” outweighs decades of settled history and 140 years of settled law
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i think you can make a pretty credible case that taking a stand on abrego garcia gave the administration its first high profile, high salience defeat
December 12, 2025 at 12:41 PM
i think you can make a pretty credible case that taking a stand on abrego garcia gave the administration its first high profile, high salience defeat
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shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an ordinary man, has defeated the great might of the US Government
Kilmar Abrego Garcia is free. every bit of cruelty, boasting, slander, and persecution was for absolutely fucking nothing.
December 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
shoutout to the crowd that insisted it was a political loser to stand up for abrego garcia’s rights
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Something I have to reiterate is that you are being straight up lied to about trans people and our healthcare on an unfathomable scale, this instance reporting is already being torn to shreds by other people commenting, but the frequency of this kind of reporting is astonishing, it's neverending.
You might think from the headline that this is a story about a trans kid suffering medical consequences from a large drug dose but nope! It is just an interview with an estranged father who is angry that his child happily transitioned.
archive.ph/Tmthz
archive.ph/Tmthz
December 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Something I have to reiterate is that you are being straight up lied to about trans people and our healthcare on an unfathomable scale, this instance reporting is already being torn to shreds by other people commenting, but the frequency of this kind of reporting is astonishing, it's neverending.
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I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far
December 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I think “speak to your fake dead relative” might be the most evil application of “AI” i’ve seen so far
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BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the government to restore Rümeysa Öztürk's SEVIS student record after it was wrongfully terminated in retaliation for exercising her freedom of speech.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
This allows her to fully engage with the opportunities of her PhD program.
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As with everything he says, this is wildly uninformed. Formula keeps getting better and saves lives. And modern research indicates that outcomes are roughly the same. There are reasons to breastfeed but your child isn’t suffering if you don’t
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
As with everything he says, this is wildly uninformed. Formula keeps getting better and saves lives. And modern research indicates that outcomes are roughly the same. There are reasons to breastfeed but your child isn’t suffering if you don’t
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I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.
Culturally normal is a dog whistle.
Gavin Newsom Urges Democrats to Be ‘More Culturally Normal’
YouTube video by The New York Times
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December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I will never vote for this man in a general election. If you vote for him in a primary whatever happens is on you.
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This mf is about to go DeSantis Mode. All the pundits calling him the favorite and then he gets 4th in Iowa because nobody likes him.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This mf is about to go DeSantis Mode. All the pundits calling him the favorite and then he gets 4th in Iowa because nobody likes him.
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i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
i think bryce harper put his blood in a soda stream
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"Demeaning" trans people is exactly right. Their goal--and what they're most able to easily achieve--is our humiliation. The imposition of indignities. They also hope that, as humiliations often do, it exposes us to ridicule. Perhaps even violence. (e.g. forcibly outing people on their IDs).
It's really frustrating that a lot of the media just sort of frames the Trump admin as "wading into a hot debate over trans issues that have roiled american politics" when it's like, clear that they are motivated by a desire to demean trans people
Admiral Rachel Levine was the first transgender person to be confirmed by the Senate to serve in the federal government. Her official portrait at HHS headquarters has been altered. n.pr/48HypvT
December 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"Demeaning" trans people is exactly right. Their goal--and what they're most able to easily achieve--is our humiliation. The imposition of indignities. They also hope that, as humiliations often do, it exposes us to ridicule. Perhaps even violence. (e.g. forcibly outing people on their IDs).
The hardest part of fatherhood is trying to get your slow as molasses kid out of the car and into the house while trying to avoid liquid shitting your pants.
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
The hardest part of fatherhood is trying to get your slow as molasses kid out of the car and into the house while trying to avoid liquid shitting your pants.
This sucks so much and I hope the people who thought it up get explosive diarrhea
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
This sucks so much and I hope the people who thought it up get explosive diarrhea
Objectively very funny to watch Lil Marco do the dick sucking event of the Simp Olympics while the guy he’s glazing is just completely zonked out and not listening.
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Objectively very funny to watch Lil Marco do the dick sucking event of the Simp Olympics while the guy he’s glazing is just completely zonked out and not listening.
Roth with a late contender for Article of the Year
I wrote about the dirty, demeaning, absolutely booming business of turning something like a shitty bigoted college essay into a shitty public career as a bigot, and also estimated how old Marine Todd would be today. defector.com/the-conserva...
The Conservative Grievance Business Is Always Hiring | Defector
Given his age when he first came to the world’s attention and assuming continued good health in the intervening decade and change, Marine Todd would be in his late 30s today. That would be if he was a...
defector.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Roth with a late contender for Article of the Year
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“Strong Floor No Ceiling!” chant all the people who say they can’t support Defund the Police or Black Lives Matter because “they’re bad slogans that nobody understands.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“Strong Floor No Ceiling!” chant all the people who say they can’t support Defund the Police or Black Lives Matter because “they’re bad slogans that nobody understands.”
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lets dig up his skeleton and see how he is looking
And on this World Aids Day 2025, let me unequivocally say FUCK YOU RONALD REAGAN I HOPE YOU’RE SUFFERING IN HELL
December 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
lets dig up his skeleton and see how he is looking
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen -
Dream Theater (11x)
Iron Maiden (4x)
Judas Priest (5x)
Mastodon (5x)
Taylor Swift (1x)
Dream Theater (11x)
Iron Maiden (4x)
Judas Priest (5x)
Mastodon (5x)
Taylor Swift (1x)
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen -
Black Sabbath
Adele
Radiohead
Fiona Apple
NBA All-Star Stay in School Celebration 1995 (Boyz II Men / Mary J. Blige / Queen Latifah / Brandy / D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince)
Black Sabbath
Adele
Radiohead
Fiona Apple
NBA All-Star Stay in School Celebration 1995 (Boyz II Men / Mary J. Blige / Queen Latifah / Brandy / D.J. Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince)
Introduce yourself with five concerts youve seen —
Whitney Houston
Weird Al and the Monkees
Club MTV tour feat. Bel Biv Devoe & C&C Music Factory
Fiona Apple
The Mountain Goats
Whitney Houston
Weird Al and the Monkees
Club MTV tour feat. Bel Biv Devoe & C&C Music Factory
Fiona Apple
The Mountain Goats
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen -
Dream Theater (11x)
Iron Maiden (4x)
Judas Priest (5x)
Mastodon (5x)
Taylor Swift (1x)
Dream Theater (11x)
Iron Maiden (4x)
Judas Priest (5x)
Mastodon (5x)
Taylor Swift (1x)
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
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man fuck the atlantic for this headline are you serious
Over many interviews, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. told Michael Scherer about how he plans to remake America’s public-health system. Can he lead the scientific establishment he’s spent much of his life crusading against?
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
Read more in our new cover story: theatln.tc/q9hXxlbM
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
man fuck the atlantic for this headline are you serious